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which club president at a recent meeting that floydy was at ..purchased old finals footies at a bargain price of $10 each.
when he opened the kitty the dvfl texta written all over it 92,93 etc finals series.
wonder if the air is still in it /them now.


on a different note i wonder what the dvfl stands for...
Deceptive
Floyd
Val
League
will leave it up to the masses to continue the banter.
perhaps...
Devious
Fuc.ers
Vacate
Laundering headquarters

till next time
 

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What about Whittlesea's Page I think it's Jeremy? Saw him play 3 times last season as was farily impressed. How old would he be, looked quite athletic?
 

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a friend of mine was at blue on sat day night a few boys from creek bailed up one of our young blokes ready to give him a kicken, bottles ready and allthose who know who know him know hes a lover not a fighter . sh it form 10 on to 1 the young bloke wouldnt hurt a fly. Pull your heads in before they get caved in f u c k i ng dogs. Pieces of filth like your selves give creek a bad name.
I got told the same thing on Sunday. If those blonks knew who that kid is related to, they wouldnt even breathe near him. Everyone knows who the main instigator is. Id suggest he pull his head in, before he gets "burnt"...
 

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I got told the same thing on Sunday. If those blonks knew who that kid is related to, they wouldnt even breathe near him. Everyone knows who the main instigator is. Id suggest he pull his head in, before he gets "burnt"...
Is that a little clue in there?
 

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I got told the same thing on Sunday. If those blonks knew who that kid is related to, they wouldnt even breathe near him. Everyone knows who the main instigator is. Id suggest he pull his head in, before he gets "burnt"...
Gytm,
Not everybody knows!
Who is the kid?
Who is he related too?
And who is the main instigator?

Use cryptics if you must
 
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Watched a bit of Greensborough around the traps the other night and they are looking very fit. I think they will make a real fist of Divvy 1 this year and won't be the cellar dwellers that some people think. Will be driving around tonight to check out a few Divvy 2 teams train.
 

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Gytm,
Not everybody knows!
Who is the kid?
Who is he related too?
And who is the main instigator?

Use cryptics if you must
Doesnt matter who he is related to... its not polite to name drop ;)

Those blokes should count their blessings that nothing happened to that kid, especially the instigator. The kid had 2 relatives in that nightclub last week that are very well known within the darker circles of Melbourne, both very very violent individuals. One of them hasnt been back in circulation long so to speak, and neither are ever very far from a bloke named "Rosco"... theres a clue for ya.
 

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I think the bit in quotation marks is the big clue.

By the way, drove past the dual Para Rd grounds today, Lower Plenty's ground looks mint condition, while Montmorency looks like something that Nairobi United would put their 2nds on.
 

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I think the bit in quotation marks is the big clue.

By the way, drove past the dual Para Rd grounds today, Lower Plenty's ground looks mint condition, while Montmorency looks like something that Nairobi United would put their 2nds on.
Yep - that's what happens when there is no rain and no watering .... although having said that, come mid July she will probably be a bog hole :rolleyes:
 

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Who ever knew Kenny Buckland didnt like Abo's??? Or any other race for that????


Living Next Door To Ken Buckland

Artist - Kevin Bloody Wilson

They came down from meekafella in a burnt out blue fj
that farted and just ******** itself in Beech Street
right next door to Ken Bucklands
when the smoke had cleard a voice said
'ah this place look alright, well tell the governemt its a sacred site, they're ********ing easy!'
good day mr Buckland how u going bloke, hey im your brand new neighbour hey mate you gotta smoke? and i think im goona like it here, living next door to Ken Buckland.

24 kids 9 adults and 15 dogs a deadrew on the roofrack and a boot load full of grgo and im flash as michael jackson now im living next door to Ken Buckland.

The first thing that we gotta do is get another car, cus the on sitting out the front wont even ********ing start, we'll call that bloke again from the government he's alrght hey. so they call the bloke in charge, of all the government grants, and the next day in the drive way was a new mercedes benz 'eh come n have a look at this 1 edmon this ones got a whilist look at this eh'

Good day mr Buckland how you going mate? you got a real flash car but my one's flash 1a and i believe that my one's faster than yours mr Buckland cus mines a red one.

24 kids 9 adults and 15 dogs, all squezzed in the front seat, listening to slim dustin now im living next door to Ken Buckland.

so Kenny called Ben Lexon and said ' i want another yatch, twice as big and twice as fast as what i already got, that'll ******** em'

So his neighbours call some welfare mob not to be out done and got the HMAS Melberd on some sort of government loan, its got me knacked, theyjust said they wanna go fishing for yabbies in the river.

Good day mr Buckland how you going mate, you got a real flash boat but my one's flash 1a and i think im gonna put him in the river next door to Ken Bucklands

15 dogs 9 adults 2 dozen screaming kids with lines strung from the flight deck trying to catch dsome fish, swimming fishing pissing in the river next door to Ken Buckland.

So Kenny threw a party, the likes you've never seen and invited everybody, from Flodie to Ken Andrew, and The Pres Roy Ward

so his neighbours made bung error on a barby on the lawn, and invited all their relatives from meekafella to come down 'hey everyone down you all get bring a big bag of the wallers there's a party on at my house'

I dont know why he's leaving, or where he's gonna go, he says he's got his reasons and i reckon that i know, he just never got used, to living next door to abbose

he jumping up and down, and making such a fuss, at least we don't got ********ing coons live next door to us, now we got to get used to not living next door to Ken Buckland.

Now we goto to get used to not living next door to Ken Buckalnd
 

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Who ever knew Kenny Buckland didnt like Abo's??? Or any other race for that????


Living Next Door To Ken Buckland

Artist - Kevin Bloody Wilson

They came down from meekafella in a burnt out blue fj
that farted and just ******** itself in Beech Street
right next door to Ken Bucklands
when the smoke had cleard a voice said
'ah this place look alright, well tell the governemt its a sacred site, they're ********ing easy!'
good day mr Buckland how u going bloke, hey im your brand new neighbour hey mate you gotta smoke? and i think im goona like it here, living next door to Ken Buckland.

24 kids 9 adults and 15 dogs a deadrew on the roofrack and a boot load full of grgo and im flash as michael jackson now im living next door to Ken Buckland.

The first thing that we gotta do is get another car, cus the on sitting out the front wont even ********ing start, we'll call that bloke again from the government he's alrght hey. so they call the bloke in charge, of all the government grants, and the next day in the drive way was a new mercedes benz 'eh come n have a look at this 1 edmon this ones got a whilist look at this eh'

Good day mr Buckland how you going mate? you got a real flash car but my one's flash 1a and i believe that my one's faster than yours mr Buckland cus mines a red one.

24 kids 9 adults and 15 dogs, all squezzed in the front seat, listening to slim dustin now im living next door to Ken Buckland.

so Kenny called Ben Lexon and said ' i want another yatch, twice as big and twice as fast as what i already got, that'll ******** em'

So his neighbours call some welfare mob not to be out done and got the HMAS Melberd on some sort of government loan, its got me knacked, theyjust said they wanna go fishing for yabbies in the river.

Good day mr Buckland how you going mate, you got a real flash boat but my one's flash 1a and i think im gonna put him in the river next door to Ken Bucklands

15 dogs 9 adults 2 dozen screaming kids with lines strung from the flight deck trying to catch dsome fish, swimming fishing pissing in the river next door to Ken Buckland.

So Kenny threw a party, the likes you've never seen and invited everybody, from Flodie to Ken Andrew, and The Pres Roy Ward

so his neighbours made bung error on a barby on the lawn, and invited all their relatives from meekafella to come down 'hey everyone down you all get bring a big bag of the wallers there's a party on at my house'

I dont know why he's leaving, or where he's gonna go, he says he's got his reasons and i reckon that i know, he just never got used, to living next door to abbose

he jumping up and down, and making such a fuss, at least we don't got ********ing coons live next door to us, now we got to get used to not living next door to Ken Buckland.

Now we goto to get used to not living next door to Ken Buckalnd
Whats the relevance of this to anything? Good lyrics though. I like Kevins version of "who the fu*k is alice" and "Darlin im so horny".
 

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a friend of mine was at blue on sat day night a few boys from creek bailed up one of our young blokes ready to give him a kicken, bottles ready and allthose who know who know him know hes a lover not a fighter . sh it form 10 on to 1 the young bloke wouldnt hurt a fly. Pull your heads in before they get caved in f u c k i ng dogs. Pieces of filth like your selves give creek a bad name.


Which club are u from buddy? and who is the young bloke. I heard a totally different version of events. mouthing off behind a alias claiming that ur going to cave heads in is admirable yet have no merit, u need to explain ur version of events before jumping many steps ahead!!!
 

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What can you guys tell me about Shane MCConvill from South Morang? He is on his way to Kangaroo Flat. To answer an earlier question yes Ty Zantuck has signed with Kangaroo Flat.
 
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A specail Song for Peter Floyd’s Last Day in Office

I've had an absolute ******** of a day
Everything that could go, did go wrong
so if im aloud to use the word ******** in a song
ive had an absolute ******** of a day
Started as a fart in bed well it started as a fart but i ******** myself instead
And the ********ing misses going off her ********ing head

I've had an absolute ******** of a day
and running to the dunny like a bastard trying to hold it in with me finger up me arse
and skidding past the kids and them little ********** laughing

ive had an absolut ******** of a day
I've had an absolute ******** of a day
Everything that could go, did go wrong
so if im aloud to use the word ******** in a song
ive had an absolute ******** of a day

No hot water had to take a cold shower
scrubbing ******** from every orifice took a ********ing hour
then ******** ******** ******** no ********ing towels
ive had an absolute ******** of a day
pulling on me pants and tripped
broke me ********ing nose and split me ********ing lip
got me ******** caught in me ********ing zip

ive had an absolute ******** of a day
I've had an absolute ******** of a day
Everything that could go, did go wrong
so if im aloud to use the word ******** in a song
ive had an absolute ******** of a day

then driving meself to the DVFL House
busted and bleeding ******** swollen and trobbing
not a good time to get stopped by the Roy Ward and Alex Walker
ive had an absolute ******** of a day
bastards didnt even let me explain just cuffed me up and gave me to Footy Victoria
No ********ing phone call, no ********ing time to explain

ive had an absolute ******** of a day
I've had an absolute ******** of a day
Everything that could go, did go wrong
so if im aloud to use the word ******** in a song
ive had an absolute ******** of a day

so you see, it started with the pokies, and ended with a credit card, thats how it is thats exactly how it started and how it ended all up here, and you ********ing lot laugh and aint making it too easy , im hiding in a caravan park

Ive has an absolute ******** of a day
and im in too much ********ing pain to plead
and i dont give a ******** if you dont believe me
just take me out the back and ********ing shoot me please!
ive had an absolute ******** of a day
ive had an absolute ******** of a day

everything that could go did go wrong, so if im aloud to use the word ******** in a song ive had an absolute ******** of a day
ive had an absolute ******** of a, just another one of them, ive had an absolute ******** of a day ive been caught!
 
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Roy Ward makes the following statements

--"I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again. I did not have financial misappropriations with that man, Mr Floyd. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time-never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the Diamond Valley people."

--"Sometimes I think I have no idea how I got to be president, and I am sure the people who oppose me don't either,"

--"I must be the only person in Diamond Valley that every time - I dont pay the minimum tax rates - every time I sign that tax form, I smile. I thank God I live in a country that gave me a chance to make the money I do in the way i do,"

--"When I was alone with Mr floyd on certain occasions in early 2000 and once in early 2001, I engaged in conduct that was wrong. These encounters did not consist of financial misappropriation. They did not constitute financial misappropriation as I understood, But they did involve inappropriate use of league money."

--"These inappropriate encounters ended, at my insistence, in early 2007. I also had occasional telephone conversations with Mr Floyd that included inappropriate banter." These where forwarded to Football Victoria

--No, not necessarily misappropriation only. But it would include misappropriation. I believe, I believe that the common understanding of the term, if you say two people are having a misappropriating relationship, most people believe that includes misappropriation. So, if that’s what Mr Floyd thought, then this is a truthful affidavit. I don't know what was in his mind. But if that’s what he thought, the affidavit is true."
 

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I got told the same thing on Sunday. If those blonks knew who that kid is related to, they wouldnt even breathe near him. Everyone knows who the main instigator is. Id suggest he pull his head in, before he gets "burnt"...
The young bloke is a good family friend of mine and its all been sorted out so don't worry about it boys it won't be happening again.
 

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Roy Ward makes the following statements

--"I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again. I did not have financial misappropriations with that man, Mr Floyd. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time-never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the Diamond Valley people."

--"Sometimes I think I have no idea how I got to be president, and I am sure the people who oppose me don't either,"

--"I must be the only person in Diamond Valley that every time - I dont pay the minimum tax rates - every time I sign that tax form, I smile. I thank God I live in a country that gave me a chance to make the money I do in the way i do,"

--"When I was alone with Mr floyd on certain occasions in early 2000 and once in early 2001, I engaged in conduct that was wrong. These encounters did not consist of financial misappropriation. They did not constitute financial misappropriation as I understood, But they did involve inappropriate use of league money."

--"These inappropriate encounters ended, at my insistence, in early 2007. I also had occasional telephone conversations with Mr Floyd that included inappropriate banter." These where forwarded to Football Victoria

--No, not necessarily misappropriation only. But it would include misappropriation. I believe, I believe that the common understanding of the term, if you say two people are having a misappropriating relationship, most people believe that includes misappropriation. So, if that’s what Mr Floyd thought, then this is a truthful affidavit. I don't know what was in his mind. But if that’s what he thought, the affidavit is true."
You've done it this time worm, Chief is going to be after you if you continue on in this manner. The diamond valley forum is a serious place for serious coversations about serious things, none of this rubbish.:rolleyes:
 

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Which club are u from buddy? and who is the young bloke. I heard a totally different version of events. mouthing off behind a alias claiming that ur going to cave heads in is admirable yet have no merit, u need to explain ur version of events before jumping many steps ahead!!!
lalor. not naming him. since you know the story goose fill me in. and belive me those threats arn't empty. im just sticking up for my mates. All it is a warning.
 
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Watched THOMASTOWN train last night and they had a bit of a scratch match. Must admit, they looked pretty good considering the time of the year. They appear to have picked up a few big blokes as well as a skinny goal sneak in a St Kilda training top that looked like he could play.
 
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