Dicks out for Patton

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

I even brought some cake to celebrate his retirement

Patton announces shock retirement, apologises for inappropriate behaviour

Jonathan Patton has announced his retirement at age 27

www.afl.com.au

 

[Tiger2709]

I even brought some cake to celebrate his retirement
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Patton announces shock retirement, apologises for inappropriate behaviour

Jonathan Patton has announced his retirement at age 27

www.afl.com.au

I'm giving you a like just for the cake.

Another great recruiting masterstroke by the Hacks, this is right up there with the 500k they paid for the Cobra.

Oh I already have my dick out it saves time.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Wondering what he's going to do for a crust now....

Maybe get hired as a clubs social media adviser?

 

[Starburns_]

And with that Hawthorn's average age went up.

 

[Tiger2709]

Wondering what he's going to do for a crust now....

Maybe get hired as a clubs social media adviser?

I like how you worked crust into a thread about dicks

 

[Plugger35]

Did he announce his retirement on Tinder?

 

[Mofra]

We'll always have this:

 

[NetworkNerd]

His time at the Hawks made Vickery's time look Careyesque.

At least $cully was serviceable somewhat

 

[Supreme_Chancellor]

Has fallen a long way since his performance in WWII.

 

[Mofra]

Has fallen a long way since his performance in WWII.

That's what happens when a General loses control of his Privates

 

[frggr]

Vale Hawforn Youf

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Vale Hawforn Youf

Oh the ironing.

 

[caveman72]

Will Seven whip out some cheesy highlight reel for his retirement

 

[Mofra]

Well I just tried to honour Jono Patton in the most appropriate way possible.

My meeting with HR is on Monday

 

[frggr]

Oh the ironing.

Now THAT is ironing, given the sex pests on the Richmond squad

When will they retire in shame?

 

[Bont2Bruce]

See ya Jon, don't let the door hit you on the arse on your way out.

 

[frggr]

Well I just tried to honour Jono Patton in the most appropriate way possible.

My meeting with HR is on Monday

"Let me into your cockpit" sounds pretty innocuous to me

 

[Mofra]

"Let me into your cockpit" sounds pretty innocuous to me

Requesting a visual on a landing strip has gotten me into a lot of trouble over the years

 

[La Dispute]

What's worse:

Paying 2x broken down GWS rejects 500k each per year, or paying 5x broken down GWS rejects 200k each per year?

Just trying to get a gauge on how Graeme Wright stacks up to the OG Giants purveyor.

 

[zackah]

Should probably just merge this with the saints thread and have a mega we suck balls at recruiting fred

 

[Lethality]

He probably calls it the General.

 

[frggr]

I wonder how many dollars he earnt per dick pic?

 

[Chief]

"
The AFL has acknowledged the retirement of Jonathon Patton

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Jonathon Patton

Age

32

Ht

198cm

Wt

102kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.1

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

4.3

3star

M

5.5

5star

T

1.9

4star

G

1.7

5star

D

5.3

1star

K

3.8

1star

HB

1.5

1star

M

2.3

2star

T

0.5

1star

G

0.8

4star

D

9.8

3star

K

7.6

3star

HB

2.2

2star

M

5.4

5star

T

2.2

4star

G

2.2

5star

and his decision to withdraw from all levels of football in 2021 and his apology for the distress caused by his inappropriate behaviour towards women.

The AFL is committed to the respectful treatment of women and acknowledges Patton’s admission that his actions were unacceptable and accepts his commitment to learning from his mistakes.

The AFL Integrity Unit, which was investigating the behaviour under the League’s Respect and Responsibility policy, has informed the complainants of Patton’s decision to retire as an AFL footballer.
"

 

[Lethality]

I've been keeping myself at half mast all day.

 

[Lethality]

Wondering what he's going to do for a crust now....

Maybe get hired as a clubs social media adviser?

With his credentials, a job on Talking Footy awaits.