Ever since Carlton showed complete disregard for the rules by cheating the salary cap, incidents in the AFL seem to be popping up more and more regularly. Prior incidents were far less regular.
Drugs, violence, broken friendships, gambling etc. Is it possible that all this can be traced back to the blues actions?
Discuss.
Absolutely correct. Carlton are omnipresent and the world moves in accordance with what is happening around the club. Drought, famine, suicide, genocide, herbicide, asteroids, tsunamis, cyclones, foot fetishes, sexual perversion of all types for that matter, poor fashion sense ..... all attributable to the Carlton Football Club.
Fortunately it goes both ways and were are also responsible for love, wedded bliss, new born babies, cute puppies, krispy kreme donuts, hot showers, cooling rain, flowers, waterfalls, dolphins and scoring with that hot babe next door.
Naturally since Carlton were done for salary cap breaches and punished severely, sado masochism is big in the AFL world and players and clubs are going out of the way to cop a right royal rogering AFL style. Players popping pills like tic tacs, risking life and limb, just to get attention from Mike Sheehan. Players putting their hard earned down on scoreless draws between other teams so Andy D will show them the disclipline lacking from their childhoods.
Some of these actions actions are extreme but the link can be established. As surely as Carlton were bent over and raped by the AFL, the latent desire to recreate those actions have sent some players along the same path.
Where will this madness end? Carlton are bigger than the game itself and every action forces an equal and opposite reaction. They must be stopped!