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Lately I've been listening to songs and looking up the lyrics to find that some of them are pretty dirty but you don't notice it because the singer is really subtle about it. What are some people may have found? I find it hilarious :p

Foo Fighter - All My Life
All my life I've been searching for something
Something never comes never leads to nothing
Nothing satisfies but I'm getting close
Closer to the prize at the end of the rope
All night long I dream of the day
When it comes around then it's taken away
Leaves me with the feeling that I feel the most
The feeling comes to life when I see your ghost

Come down don't you resist
You have such a delicate wrist
And if I give it a twist
Something to hold when I lose my breath
Will I find something in that
So give me just what I need
Another reason to bleed
ONE BY ONE hidden up my sleeve
ONE BY ONE hidden up my sleeve

Hey don't let it go to waste
I love it but I hate the taste
Weight keeping me down [x2]

Will I find a believer
Another one who believes
Another one to deceive
Over and over down on my knees
If I get any closer
And if you open up wide
And if you let me inside
On and on I've got nothing to hide
On and on I've got nothing to hide

Hey don't let it go to waste
I love it but I hate the taste
Weight keeping me down [x2]

Done done and on to the next one
Done I'm done and I'm
On to the next.

Didn't realise this for ages but Dave Grohl is talking about going down on a girl :p
 
AC/DC - Go Down

Ruby, Ruby, where you been so long?
Done took to drinkin' whiskey since you been gone
Ain't no one I know do it good as you
Lickin' on that lickin' stick the way you do
You got the lips to make a strong man weak
And a heathen pray
Tell you it just ain't the way you speak
You know it's just the way
You go down
Go down
Go down
...

Mary, Mary, you're the one for me
And the way you hum, sting me like a bumble bee
I'll be round to see you 'bout, 'bout half past ten
Ain't felt this good since I don't know when
You got the touch that I need so much
In your fingertips
I got the honey that you love to taste
On those lovely lips
So go down
Go down
Go down
...

Nothing much left to the imagination. Bon wrote the lyrics after being introduced to a groupie who went by the name of "Ruby Lips". Rockin' track obviously not suitable for mainstream airplay, which might otherwise have become an AC/DC classic.
 
I never realised how dirty Aussie Crawl's "The Boys Light Up" was. Perhaps because I never heard the lyrics right.

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY MOUNTAIN HOME
WHERE ALL THE LADIES NAMES ARE JOAN
WHERE HUSBANDS WORK BACK LATE AT NIGHT
HOPES ARE UP FOR TROUSERS DOWN
WITH HOSTESS ON A BUSINESS FLIGHT
TAXI IN A MERCEDES DRIVE
I HOPE THAT DRIVER'S COMING OUT ALIVE
THE GARDEN IS A DORSETTED
THAT LADY - SHE'S SO CORSETED
SHE'S GOT 15 WAYS TO LEAD THAT BOY ASTRAY
HE THINKS HE'S ONE AND ONLY
BUT THAT LOVELY SHE'S SO LONELY
SHE PUMPS HIM FULL OF BREAKFAST AND SHE SENDS HIM ON HIS WAY
WHAT A SING SONG DANCE
WHAT A PERFORMANCE
WHAT A CHEAP TENT SHOW
OH NO NO NO NO NO

...

SILENTLY SHE OPENS THE DRAWER
MOTHERS LITTLE HELPER IS COMING OUT FOR MORE
STRATEGICALLY POSITIONED BEFORE THE MIDDAY SHOW
HER BACK IS ARCHED THOSE LIPS ARE PARCHED
REPEATED BLOW BY BLOW
LATER AT THE PARTY ALL THE MPs RAVE
ABOUT THE HUMMERS SHE'S BEEN GIVING
AND THE MONEY THAT THEY SAVE
TO HER IT IS SKIN LOTION
FOR HIS PROMOTION TO
THAT FLAT IN SURFERS PARADISE WITH THE OCEAN VIEW
WHAT A SING SONG DANCE
WHAT A PERFORMACE
WHAT A CHEAP TEN SHOW
OH NO NO NO NO NO

Filthy.

Likewise Third Eye Blind's "Semi Charmed Life" is another dirty track hidden cleverly behind a bubbly pop tune.
 

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Seriously folks, Prince owns this thread. Can't even post the full album version of "Let's Pretend We're Married" but here is one that comes to mind:

HEAD
I remember when I met u, baby
U were on you're way to be wed
U were such a sexy thing
I loved the way you walked The things you
said
And I was so non-chalant
I didn't want you to be mis-led
But I've gotta have u, baby
I got to have you in my bed
And you said
"But I just a virgin And I'm on my way to be
wed
But you're such a hunk
So full of spunk,
I'll give you Head
Til you're burning up
Head
Til you get enough
Head
Til you're love is red
Head
Love you til you're dead
U know you're good, girl
I think you like to go down
U wouldn't have stopped
But I, I came on your wedding gown
And you said, "I must confess,
I wanna get undressed and go to bed."
With that I jammed, you fool,
U married me instead
Now morning, noon, and night
I give u
Head
Til you're burning up
Head
Til you get enough
Head
Til you're love is red
Head Love you til you're dead
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Head, Head, Head, oh, Head, oh
Head
Till you're burning up
Head
Til you get enough
Head
Til your love is red
Head
Love you til you're dead

Head, Head, Head
(Ooh, baby, no)
Head, Head
Ooh, Head Head
(U said I could)
Head
Head
 
Led Zeppelin - The Lemon Song contains the infamous lyric "Squeeze my lemon until the juice runs down my leg", which was lifted from Robert Johnson's Travelling Riverside Blues (1937).

 
Elton John - I Guess That's Why They Call it te Blues

"rolling like thunder, under the covers"
 
Orgasm Addict - The Buzzcocks.

well you tried it just for once found it all right for kicks.
but now you found out that it's a habit that sticks.
and you're an orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
sneaking in the back door with dirty magazines.
now your mother wants to know what all those stains on your jeans.
and you're an orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
uh huh, uh huh, uhhhhh, uhhhhh [x3]
you get in a heat, you get in a sulk.
but you still keep a beating your meat to pulp.
and you're an orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
you're a kid cassanova.
you're a no-josep it's a labour of love ******* yourself to death.
orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
uh huh, uhhhhh you're makin' out with school kids, winos and heads of state.
you even made it with the lady, who puts the little plastic bobins on the christmas cakes.
butchers' assistants and bellhops, you've had them all here and there.
children of god and their joy-strings, international women with no body hair.
oooh, so where they're askin' in an alley and your voice ain't steady.
if your sex mechanic's rough you're more than ready.
you're an orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
johnny want *ie always and all ways.
he's got the energy, he will remain.
he's an orgasm addict.
he's an orgasm addict.
he's always at it.
he's always at it.
and he's an orgasm addict
 
^love the Buzzcocks!

There has been so many songs over the years that I was oblivious of the lyrical content to but a few that spring to mind are...

Turning Japanese by The Vapors - Dancing With Myself - Billy Idol and Longview - Green day are some of many songs about masterbation.

But the grand prize has to go to: My Sharona - The Knack - Is about the singer and his obsession with screwing a teenage girl and the whole song is based on his feelings of obsession towards this experience. pretty sleazy now i look back lol.


Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time, Sharona?
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
Gun it comin' off the line Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind.
My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...

Come a little closer huh, ah will ya huh.
Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona.
Keeping it a mystery gets to me
Running down the length of my thighs, Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind.
Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind.
My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...

When you gonna give it to me, give it to me.
It is just a matter of time Sharona
Is it just destiny, destiny?
Or is it just a game in my mind, Sharona?
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind.
My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...
 

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Alice Cooper - I'm Your Gun

I'm dressed in black
I'm heart attack
And my draw is lightning quick
If you're looking for a man with a magic hands
I can really do the trick
And if you see me on the street
And you're burnin'from the heat
There's a fire down below
You be the target on the bed
I'll be shooting hot lead
Let me take control
You're scared little girl in this big, bad town
So easy to sink, so easy to drown
Pull my trigger, I get bigger
Then I'm lots of fun
I'm your gun
I'm your gun, gun, gun
Bite my bullet
Push and pull it
Tell me I'm the one
I'm your gun
I'm your gun, gun, gun
Hold on steady, always ready, yeah
Well, I'm as hard as they come
I'm a hit and run
I'm a pistol packin'boy
Better walk real slow
I'm on the edge, y'know
And I'm easily annoyed
If someone's giving you trouble
I'll be there on the double
Just call me on the line
I've got the muscle I can flex
It'll fog your little specs
Till you think you're going blind
I know these streets like scars on my back
And I stay as loaded as this gun on my back
Pull my trigger, I get bigger
Then I'm lots of fun
I'm your gun
I'm your gun, gun, gun
Bite my bullet
Push and pull it
Tell me I'm the one
I'm your gun
I'm your gun, gun, gun
Squeeze it tighter
Aim and fire, yeah
Hold on steady, always ready
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Pull my trigger, I get bigger
Then I'm lots of fun
I'm your gun
I'm your gun, gun, gun
Rub my barrel
Straight and narrow
Dress up like a nun
I'm your gun
I'm your gun, gun, gun
Load my clip and lick your lips
This is gettin'fun
I'm your gun
I'm your gun, gun, gun
Hold on steady, always ready, yeah!
 
Another Prince gem, written for one of his side projects - Vanity 6.


NASTY GIRL - Vanity 6:
That's right, pleased to meet you
I still won't tell you my name.
Don't you believe in mystery,
Don't you want to play my game?

I'm looking for a man to love me
Like I've never been loved before.
I'm looking for a man that'll do it anywhere,
Even on the limosine floor.

Chorus:
'Cause tonight, living in a fantasy,
in My own little nasty world.
Tonight, don't you want to come with me,
Do you think I'm a nasty girl?
(repeat)

I guess I'm just use to sailors,
I think they've got water on the brain.
I think they've got more water upstairs
than they've got sugar on the candy cane.

That's right, it's been a long time,
Since I had a man that did it real good.
If you ain't scared, take it out,
I'll do it like a real-live nasty girl should.

Please, please
Please, please
Nasty girl, nasty girl, do you think I'm a nasty girl?
Nasty girl, nasty girl, do you think I'm a nasty girl?

I don't like this groove.
Try and give me something I can croon to.
Catch my drift?
That lwork.......

That's right, I can't control it.
I need seven inches or more.
Tonight, I can no longer hold it.
Get it up, get it up, I can't wait anymore......

Uh, It's time to jam,
Dance nasty girls, dance
Everybody Uh!

Uh
Is that it? Umm....
Wake me when you're done.
I guess you'll be the only one having fun.

 
Supposedly "Louie Louie" is dirty but nobody can claim to fully understand exactly what the lyrics are.

Awesome riff, though.

Here's a classic:

Well, I've been to Hastings
And I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too
So what, so what
And I've been here, I've been there
I've been every ******* where

So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little campaigner
Well, who cares, who cares
What you do
Yeah, who cares, who cares
About you, you, you, you, you

Well, I've ****ed the queen
I've ****ed Bach
I've even sucked an old man's utensil
So what, so what
And I've ****ed a sheep, I've ****ed a goat
I rammed my utensil right down its throat

So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little ****
Well, who cares, who cares
What you do
And, who cares, who cares
About you, you, you, you, you

And I've drunk that
I've drunk this
I've spewed up on a pint of piss
So what, so what
I've had stag, I've had speed
I've jacked up until I bleed

So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little campaigner
Well, who cares, who cares
What you do
Yeah, who cares, who cares
About you, you, you, you, you, you
I've had crabs
I've had lice
I've had the clap and that ain't nice
So what, so what
I've ****ed this, I've ****ed that
I've even ****ed a school girl's twat

So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little *
Well, who cares, who cares
What you do
And, who cares, who cares
about you, you, you, you, you, you
So ******* what

So What - Anti Nowhere League (and an awesome Metallica cover)
 
Blink 182, I Wanna * A Dog In The Ass:

i wanna * a dog in the ass
he wants to *a dog in the ass
i wanna * a dog thats right kids
i tried to * your mom in the ass
tried to * your dad in the ass
could only find the dog and his ass

we wanna * a dog in the ass
we wanna * a dog in the ass
we wanna * a dog

i tried to * a *in' pirate in the ass
argh me and me first mate you scurvy cure!
tried to * a *in' pirate, but i found the dog
ah that was no pirate man that was my own sister!
its a mexican pirate
 


Grace Jones' ode to anal sex:

Pull Up To The Bumper
Driving down those city streets,
Waiting to get down,
Want to ditch your big machine,
Somewhere in this town?

Now in the park and lock garage,
You'll find the proper place,
Just follow all the written rules,
You'll fit into the space.

Pull up to my bumper baby,
In your long black limosine,
Pull up to my bumper baby,
And drive it in between.

Pull up, to it, don't drive, through it,
Back it, up twice, now that, fit's nice.

(back up I'll pump your tire baby)

We operate around the clock,
So won't you please come in?
There's lot's of space for everyone,
Plus one for you my friend?

The lines are short,
I'll fix you up so won't you please come on,
That shiny, sleek machine you wheel,
I've got to blow your horn.

Pull up to my bumper baby,
In your long black limosine,
Pull up to my bumper baby,
Drive it in between.

Pull up to it, don't drive through it,
Back it, up twice, now that fits nice,
Grease it, spray it, let me lubricate it,
Pull up to my bumper baby.
 
Quite possible my favourite lyrics ever, from the great single-entendre writing of Ron Wood:

Well she went to California, turned everybody off
Sure has a nice way of F'ing things up
She used to make all the guys cream
In her ice blue jeans and a jar of Vaseline

She looks real cute when she puts in the boot
A night time slicker, an A.R.S. licker,
A C.O.C. teaser, an ice cream squeezer
Her C.U.N. really do you in
So don't you try to F.U.C. her
If I wouldn't touch her with mine

:thumbsu:
 
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