Disgracing yourself.

[Smeg Head]

Ha Ha, you're as a funny and original as a Ben Cousins on Ice Meme.

Is that so?

 

[Smeg Head]

Also sorry to hear about your evening Chappyuk, it seems DVB decided to have a sympathy Technicolor yawn all over the forums for you.

 

[Wiggo4PM]

Tis the season, and I did a bang up job at my Mum's 70th last night.

Note to self: Stay off the red wine.

Did you foorgoet wherte you are flgo ?

we do this daily.

 

[Freofalcon]

DaVillaSnooze

Apt thread title is apt.

 

[ChappyUK]

So apparently last night my daughter woke up when I stumbled to bed and wanted milk. I went to the kitchen to get it. My wife came out to see what was taking so long and found me on the floor asleep.

 

[charcoalchicken]

So apparently last night my daughter woke up when I stumbled to bed and wanted milk. I went to the kitchen to get it. My wife came out to see what was taking so long and found me on the floor asleep.

*s******

 

[carn_the_nmfc]

So apparently last night my daughter woke up when I stumbled to bed and wanted milk. I went to the kitchen to get it. My wife came out to see what was taking so long and found me on the floor asleep.

Hope your cute little daughter wasn't angry at you.

 

[GWBogan]

So apparently last night my daughter woke up when I stumbled to bed and wanted milk. I went to the kitchen to get it. My wife came out to see what was taking so long and found me on the floor asleep.

 

[Freofalcon]

Ottke fight.

Watch it anytime I feel like a giggle.

 

[BRWB]

Also sorry to hear about your evening Chappyuk, it seems DVB decided to have a sympathy Technicolor yawn all over the forums for you.

It was short, sharp and brutal.

 

[Freofalcon]

I porked your Mum and Sister last night, so obviously I don't swing that way ...

Best five seconds of their life, hey?

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

So apparently last night my daughter woke up when I stumbled to bed and wanted milk. I went to the kitchen to get it. My wife came out to see what was taking so long and found me on the floor asleep.

I cant say i have ever done that before

 

[Alfred_]

So apparently last night my daughter woke up when I stumbled to bed and wanted milk. I went to the kitchen to get it. My wife came out to see what was taking so long and found me on the floor asleep.

You must be so proud of yourself

 

[Freofalcon]

You must be so proud of yourself

Aussie as ****.

He's really acclimatised well.

 

[Plugger35]

The most I ever disgraced myself when I was drunk was when I power spewed at a mate's 21st all over the table I was sitting at and all over his patio after I was skulling gassy keg beer playing drinking games.

To make it worse his whole family was there with grandparents etc and they couldn't remove my spew stain from the patio which they'd just re-paved.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

So apparently last night my daughter woke up when I stumbled to bed and wanted milk. I went to the kitchen to get it. My wife came out to see what was taking so long and found me on the floor asleep.

 

[DaVillaBlues]

The most I ever disgraced myself when I was drunk was when I power spewed at a mate's 21st all over the table I was sitting at and all over his patio after I was skulling gassy keg beer playing drinking games.

To make it worse his whole family was there with grandparents etc and they couldn't remove my spew stain from the patio which they'd just re-paved.

WHO GIVES A SHIT ?

This forum doesn't revolve around you and your boring life, and btw you still disgrace yourself all the time on BF, you're still whinging about the grand final umpiring, more than 3 months after the game. In short, you are a pill.

 

[King Notorious]

Last year, celebrating my good mates birthday, I went extremelly hard at pre-drinks and proceeded as we all went to a club in town (yes, Adelaide has a nightlife. Shocking). My friend had hired the private birthday booth for the night. Among it's perks included free entry, endless drink cards, a mounted TV with Xbox One, a good view of the peasants on the dancefloor and gorgeous chicks wanting to join you to get a taste of excellency.

Placed on the table was a flagon of a clear liquid. Being dehydrated AF from the excessive drinking, I thought it was water to replenish the liver. Poured myself a glass and sculled the lot to only discover it was vodka...just vodka. It taste like shit on any given day but even when already munted, I barley managed to swallow it. After about 10 minutes I started to feel a bit shit, so I went outside for a dart. Suddenly I found myself stumbling down the road to a public toilet and collapsed inside the cubicle. Chundered for a little bit then passed out for god knows how long.

The security guard opened the door with a small audience of people watching and said "Do you need an ambulance?". I quickly jumped back up and said "Are you crazy? no ****ing way" and ran back outside. I then somehow made it across the road and started to crawl to get food of any kind, and found myself at KFC. I mumbled everything I said to the cashier and pointed to some boxed meal and when I received it, I sat on the side of road and ate chicken like a homeless man. Not giving a ****, I asked random people for some chicken and if they could open my can due to my oily fingers.

After finishing the meal of heaven I rang my father to pick me up at 4am, which he did. I came home and chundered all over the bathroom. The next day my mother gave me an earful of a lifetime.

Completely ashamed of myself. Good memories tho.

 

[Freofalcon]

DaVillaBlues

Go to bed.

 

[DaVillaBlues]

Billowing backpacks, its the worst troll of them all, Freofalcon ...

 

[Freofalcon]

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Billowing backpacks, its the worst troll of them all, Freofalcon ...

If you were slightly humorous or even a half decent troll, this may be amusing.


If.

 

[charcoalchicken]

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Billowing backpacks, its the worst troll of them all, Freofalcon ...

 

[JoseMourinho]

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Billowing backpacks, its the worst troll of them all, Freofalcon ...

Trust DVB to be a precious petal that uses tumblr

 

[Plugger35]

WHO GIVES A SHIT ?

This forum doesn't revolve around you and your boring life, and btw you still disgrace yourself all the time on BF, you're still whinging about the grand final umpiring, more than 3 months after the game. In short, you are a pill.

 

[Wiggo4PM]

Tis the season, and I did a bang up job at my Mum's 70th last night.

Note to self: Stay off the red wine.

So apparently last night my daughter woke up when I stumbled to bed and wanted milk. I went to the kitchen to get it. My wife came out to see what was taking so long and found me on the floor asleep.