Certified Legendary Thread Do you stand up to wipe?

[NitroFan]

sit, do the 'wrap around the hand' fold technique mentioned above and then finish off with these

 

[Kyle_Broflovski]

Also, make sure that the shit is so solid and big that the splash happens and the water hits your bottom.

This can be accomplished with a generous serving of celery, carrots and nut mix

 

[Marklar_33]

This can be accomplished with a generous serving of celery, carrots and nut mix

Please, tell us more...

...oh, sorry

Also, make sure that the shit is so solid and big that the splash happens and the water hits your bottom.

At the point of release, stand up and splash the room!

 

[Procrastinator35]

Such a shit thread.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

This Kyle-Broflogski needs more than a day off, he needs expulsion.

 

[Mancey]

sit, do the 'wrap around the hand' fold technique mentioned above and then finish off with these

You aren't flushing those are you?

Vale your plumbing if so

 

[Catfish Alley]

It says flushable right on the pack. If any plumbing issues happen send the bill to Kleenex.

 

[Willo_]

Just took my morning coffee shit at work (20 mins later like clockwork) and thought of this thread...

Tried the sitting down method, leaning forward slightly to the left and wiping with the right.

Gotta say this thread may have changed my life... will keep going and see but promising results thus far

 

[Doss]

Also, make sure that the shit is so solid and big that the splash happens and the water hits your bottom.

I don't know why having toilet water hitting your arse would be desirable.

 

[Mancey]

It says flushable right on the pack. If any plumbing issues happen send the bill to Kleenex.

Do some googling. They ain't flushable.

If you are on sewers they are a contributor to a massive environmental issue. If on septics i suggest stop using em or you'll soon be swimming in shit

 

[jamaican_eagle]

stunning. The idea that people do anything other than sit n fold blows my ******* mind.

Standing??

Are you Standers all Leigh Matthews' as well, who drop the dacks completely at the urinal??

I take off my shirt as well.

 

[Willo_]

Ok so another try at the sitting method... still not convinced, didn't feel great balance wise and also what is the technique after wiping, do you examine the paper to see how much further wiping required... and then what is the process for dropping in the bowl? between the legs, back from which it came??

 

[Marklar_33]

Just bring the paper up to the level of the seat next to your right leg, inspect, and release. And balance is an issue? That's just bizarre

 

[Willo_]

Just bring the paper up to the level of the seat next to your right leg, inspect, and release. And balance is an issue? That's just bizarre

I probably more mean that I am not yet comfortable, and it feels like I am doing some wrong and unbalanced.
I don't actually think I will topple over or anything like that

 

[Andonis1997]

I probably more mean that I am not yet comfortable, and it feels like I am doing some wrong and unbalanced.
I don't actually think I will topple over or anything like that

Face first with your hand on your arse

 

[Willo_]

Face first with your hand on your arse

What a way to go

 

[skilts]

No shit.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

No shit.

Perhaps a laxative may help.

 

[skilts]

Perhaps a laxative may help.

This would only help were I full of it, which I'm not. Opinions on this might differ.

 

[Willo_]

Perhaps a laxative may help.

Or a coffee

 

[RU_]

So I am currently living with a mate and his mum, girlfriend and brother. Anyway his girlfriend was having a rant about her boyfriends brother and how there's shit on the floor of the toilet room sometimes. She then explains that he stands up, turns around and wipes as she questioned him one day.

I instantly said "holy shit, I've found a stander" after asking so many people if they stand or sit. The girlfriend and a mate of ours who were here just had a recap of this thread after I had to explain this achievement to them.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

So I am currently living with a mate and his mum, girlfriend and brother. Anyway his girlfriend was having a rant about her boyfriends brother

Had to read that 10 times to follow the story

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Had to read that 10 times to follow the story

Not sure what's more surprising, that or the fact that someone can get shit outside the toilet bowl.

Wtf

 

[Marklar_33]

Not sure what's more surprising, that or the fact that someone can get shit outside the toilet bowl.

Wtf

The perils of standing to wipe!

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Re-read the thread and caught on something that was never addressed.

My 2 bobs worth.

I go by the 3 S.

Sitting.
Scrunching.
Spitting. On the toilet paper that is.

Gets it all off no problems.

If I'm doing a massive dribbler, she's all off.
Don't want any shit on my clothes.

I'll occasionally stand but mainly a sitter.

How you shit is completely up to you.

You spit on the toilet paper before you wipe?

Dafuq. Please explain.

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