Certified Legendary Thread Do you stand up to wipe?

Do you stand up to wipe?


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Simple question. Do you stand up to wipe after a poop. It appears, after some posting here and talking with friends, that it is the odd thing to stand up so I decided to ask everyone.

I for one, am a stander.
 

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I should mention that I usually do neither.

More often than not, I just crap while I'm in the shower and waffle-stomp it down the drain.
 

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Also a scruncher. Who has time to fold?

It's not something you should be rushing. If I'm ever in a hurry, I'll just wipe before I s**t so there's less to wipe.
 
Surely you're more likely to leave a mess if you stand.

As a side story, my father was hiking once as a teen and nature called while on the hike. They had no paper so he had to use grass. The unforeseen problem was that this wasn't ordinary grass, it was sword grass.

Yeah.
 
Surely you're more likely to leave a mess if you stand.

As a side story, my father was hiking once as a teen and nature called while on the hike. They had no paper so he had to use grass. The unforeseen problem was that this wasn't ordinary grass, it was sword grass.

Yeah.
Do I dare assk what sword grass is?
 
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