Well you started at the pinnacle of bigfooty. It's all downhill from here.
This is the pinnacle? Gosh, I wonder what next?
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Well you started at the pinnacle of bigfooty. It's all downhill from here.
Any thread I've madeThis is the pinnacle? Gosh, I wonder what next?
I should mention that I usually do neither.
More often than not, I just crap while I'm in the shower and waffle-stomp it down the drain.
Surely you're more likely to leave a mess if you stand.
As a side story, my father was hiking once as a teen and nature called while on the hike. They had no paper so he had to use grass. The unforeseen problem was that this wasn't ordinary grass, it was sword grass.
Yeah.
Given that we're talking about something that happened in 1975/76, I would hope so!Has his sphincter recovered?
Probably too busy on the HTB
Can someone post links to these 2 threads??Only three pages in, but this thread looks to have the potential to top the thread in which it surfaced that Chris Tarrant allegedly backed one out in Mike Sheahan's daughter's caravan and the one about the phantom in-flight and in-seat bowel movement of a well-known player. Rarefied air
I had never been aware that wiping in a standing position was an option and it's hard to imagine it being very practical (let alone in combination with a scrunch technique), but it must work somehow given it seems to be around a 2:1 split. Genuinely surprising, you learn something new every day*.
* about defecation, on BigFooty, apparently
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/defecating-oneself.836880/Can someone post links to these 2 threads??
I sometimes go the forward wipe as the final polish just to make sure the doot is squeaky clean
sit, do the 'wrap around the hand' fold technique mentioned above and then finish off with these
You aren't flushing those are you?
Vale your plumbing if so
http://www.news.com.au/finance/mone...n/news-story/c4e25bb1629ae07436c4f56153350a43It says flushable right on the pack. If any plumbing issues happen send the bill to Kleenex.
MANUFACTURERS of so-called “flushable” wipes that cause thousands of dollars of damage to plumbing systems could be facing a class-action lawsuit from disgruntled homeowners.
On Monday, the consumer watchdog launched legal action against Kimberly-Clark and Pental, alleging the two companies deceived consumers by marketing wipes as “flushable” and that they would “break up like toilet paper”, when in fact they wreak havoc on sewage systems and plumbing.
When i first discovered this thread, im pretty sure the poll was closer 45-55.I cannot believe that anyone, let alone 34% of respondents to this poll, stand to wipe.
I'm shocked to be sitting here...
and not standing here because that's ******* crazy....
Also, should add - scruncher and I go back to front and front to back for ultimate ass clean confidence.
I occasionally fold, I just don't have the patience a lot of the time. Which is strange because I hardly rush in there...Scrunching is inefficient