Does anyone want to lend Carlton a few talls?

[Blues2001]

Cos we damn well need them.

With a full side on the paddock.....our lack of height isn't exposed, but right now it certainly is.

On the weekend I saw the ridiculous sight of Matthew Lappin (all five foot whatever of him) being our leading 'key' forward, as most of our kicks forward were directed to him.

With no Hamill, Fevola and Whitnall - we have lost the three talls (or at least players who played tall) on our forward line that we had last year. And now Mark Porter is injured too for this weekend. Is the side we have on the paddock at the moment the shortest in recent history?

Can we please borrow - Jon Hay, Matty Lloyd, Dustin Fletcher, Matthew Primus and Brad Ottens for this weekend? The way we're playing right now, we'll need them to beat Freo on Saturday.....

 

[GOALden Hawk]

Yeah, we'll lend you Nick Holland, Brett O'Farrell, Shaun Rehn or Luke McPharlin...oh wait, they are all injured for us as well!

Tell you what, Mark Graham is reasonably tall...you can have him, we won't even ask for anyone in return!

 

[StrengthThroughLoyalty]

if you send a pumpkin to linton st moorabbin they will send you tim elliot.

 

[David Mensch]

You can have Clint Bizzell. He was supposed to set me up for a speccy yesterday, but he was too busy doing his own showpony thing. I'd kick an extra 2-3 goals per game without him getting in my way.

 

[Darky]

Originally posted by StrengthThroughLoyalty
if you send a pumpkin to linton st moorabbin they will send you tim elliot.

What, a whole pumpkin? RIP OFF!

 

[TigerTank]

Lend Carlton a few talls?

Lend 'em? YOU CAN F#CKING HAVE THEM!!!!

We've got a team full of talls, and I'm beginning to wonder if there is a single brain among 'em.

 

[The Hitman]

Originally posted by GOALden Hawk


Tell you what, Mark Graham is reasonably tall...you can have him, we won't even ask for anyone in return!

Harsh on Heebie...but I'm sure Sly will agree

 

[Beausgirl43]

NOPE SORRY MATEY



cheers...

 

[Deej]

We are rooted at the moment. I'm seriously worried, no-one else has the balls to stand up to Essendon and stop them getting to 17. If we can't do it then they're home, sh-t!!!

Bloody Hamill, he should be shot.

You know, if we get to the granny with a full list I'm pretty confident against them, but the problem is we have to get there first, and no more injuries please God!!!!!!

 

[David Mensch]

Originally posted by Deej
I'm seriously worried, no-one else has the balls to stand up to Essendon and stop them getting to 17. If we can't do it then they're home, sh-t!!!

I'm a little offended Deej. Did you miss our game against the Bombers yesterday? We outclassed them for four quarters, and if i hadn't been forced from the ground after being hit by a low flying "seagull" the result may well have gone the other way.

 

[Deej]

Sorry Menchy, but I think Bomber Thompson even said you gave them too much respect in the first quarter and they got away from you. Can't do that with them, see what ended up happening they got the jump and Geelong couldn't get back.

And who the hell ARE you, are you the REAL David Mench???

 

[topdon]

psst...Deej...he is taking the piss

 

[Deej]

i realise that, jeez do i come across as a complete wood-duck???

 

[topdon]

Yes you did

By the way...my aunty had a wood-duck who visited her property out at Maryborough. She named it W@nker...cos it went "w@nk....w@nk" (in a wood-duck sound)...LOL

 

[Blues_Brat]

You can have Daniel Bandy this week, I'm sure he'll do better playing for Freo if he lines up in a Carlton guernsey.

 

[JUBJUB]

You can have #31 from Geelong.Take him,take him RIGHT NOW !!!!