Redeemed yourself with that last line. I was taking you seriously up until then.Of course he exaggerates his injuries.
I don't think I've ever seen a player who's more self-conscious of how he looks out on the field.
The way he struts when he walks, the way he does his hair, the way his socks and uniform are presented, the imaginary giant lats syndrome, the way he always has the steely hard man look on his face, his depressing "I just kicked an awesome goal but look how much I don't care!" goal celebration, the way he kicks into the turf to set the mark inside 50 and so on and so forth.
It's obvious that he plays up his injuries so he can do the whole resilient warrior act, which he thinks adds to his hard man image.
Having said all that, I'd love for him to be playing for the tiges.
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