But at work and at school, you are expected to perform to a minimum standard, right off the bat. If you show up to the first day of your job, piss in the fridge, shit on the photocopier and then wash you laptop in the sink, I don't think you can expect to be asked back on day 2. I'll leave it to you to make the connection with Danny Stanley's performance.
This Sounds like a pretty stock standard day at the office for me


