Does your Significant Other follow your team?

[royals1922]

The Melbourne Football Club are the oldest joke I know

Melbourne weather has been that way for years.

 

[RIOLIUSTAR]

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Geezus Woosh do you live on an estate?

 

[Wosh]

Geezus Woosh do you live on an estate?

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[vjknight]

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You must really hate that cat. How many times did you flip the bird at it ?

 

[RIOLIUSTAR]

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The pic of the gate and stuff

 

[Wosh]

The pic of the gate and stuff

Oh..lol
No, I was saving the picture to show Steve the driveway. For our future estate when we win Powerball next week.

 

[vjknight]

Back at ya mum

 

[Wosh]

You must really hate that cat. How many times did you flip the bird at it ?

He's so sweet and patient but yea he was looking at the door the whole time.

 

[RIOLIUSTAR]

You must really hate that cat. How many times did you flip the bird at it ?

13 going on the evidence

 

[RIOLIUSTAR]

Oh..lol
No, I was saving the picture to show Steve the driveway. For our future estate when we win Powerball next week.

Hmmm ok

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

The Melbourne Football Club are the oldest joke I know

Still funny after 158 years.

 

[vjknight]

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Another pic from the same file......

 

[A Cut Above]

When they lose I usually get some variant of "Oh well. How did Jack Watts go? His fault again?"

Bitch.

 

[Wosh]

Another pic from the same file......

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I'd rather f my cat

 

[vjknight]

I'd rather f my cat

Off to the real life stories thread.........

 

[RIOLIUSTAR]

I'd rather f my cat

 

[vjknight]

I'd rather f my cat

I was gonna say popcorn.gif but it just seemed wrong.

 

[NorthernLights]

You'd think after Milne, Montagna, Lovett, Gilbert and Gram that she'd want to switch, but no - she's still a ******* Saints fan.
Still, at least she's not a Collingwood supporter.

Actually that reminds me of an old joke.....

A Collingwood supporter, a moron and a dole bludger walk into a bar. And that was just the first bloke.

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[Bayer_]

A Collingwood supporter, a moron and a dole bludger walk into a bar. And that was just the first bloke.

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You sleeping on the couch tonight?

 

[vjknight]

A Collingwood supporter, a moron and a dole bludger walk into a bar. And that was just the first bloke.

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Pre 1990 the Collingwood jokes (far better than yours) did hurt.

But since.......mean zilch.

 

[NorthernLights]

Pre 1990 the Collingwood jokes (far better than yours) did hurt.

But since.......mean zilch.

Yeah that one was pretty ordinary. Not mine though, Trevor Marmalade said it on the footy show years ago. Not one of his best that's for sure.

 

[Chief Ten Beers]

Yeah that one was pretty ordinary. Not mine though, Trevor Marmalade said it on the footy show years ago. Not one of his best that's for sure.

Bit of Brad Scott rubbing off on you here, always someone else's fault.

You'll probably threaten to drop that joke out of your routine, call it disgraceful and make it look like you've had enough but it will only remain an empty threat. In reality the mediocre, old joke will be back again and again it will fail on you just as it always has.

 

[NorthernLights]

Bit of Brad Scott rubbing off on you here, always someone else's fault.

You'll probably threaten to drop that joke out of your routine, call it disgraceful and make it look like you've had enough but it will only remain an empty threat. In reality the mediocre, old joke will be back again and again it will fail on you just as it always has.

Knock knock,
Who's there?

**** off!

 

[Morganashlee]

Knock knock,
Who's there?

**** off!

That's better than 98% of your other ones

 

[NorthernLights]

That's better than 98% of your other ones

I'm a lot better off the cuff