Does your Significant Other follow your team?

[Smashwood]

Stupid b*tch doesn't even know what AFL is.

What's his name?

 

[Benwah83]

Bitch.

I know, right?

Of course it's his ****ing fault. YOU DON'T NEED TO ASK

 

[Morganashlee]

I'm a lot better off the cuff

No you aren't. Your jokes are pretty bad. This is an intervention

 

[CrazyKenny]

What's his name?

Nakia

 

[NorthernLights]

No you aren't. Your jokes are pretty bad. This is an intervention

When does the intervening start?

 

[Morganashlee]

When does the intervening start?

Now?

 

[Plugger35]

How many Norf supporters can you fit in a car?





All of them.


I just made that one up, pretty good huh?

 

[A Cut Above]

I know, right?

Of course it's his ******* fault. YOU DON'T NEED TO ASK

Wha? Jacqueline is a misunderstood genius. Its not her fault Roosey keeps playing her out of position. She's not too soft, its the game thats too hard!

 

[NorthernLights]

How many Norf supporters can you fit in a car?





All of them.


I just made that one up, pretty good huh?

That would be funny if St Kilda had more supporters than North. They don't so it isn't.

 

[Plugger35]

That would be funny if St Kilda had more supporters than North. They don't so it isn't.

Norf is funnier though.

 

[Benwah83]

Wha? Jacqueline is a misunderstood genius. Its not her fault Roosey keeps playing her out of position. She's not too soft, its the game thats too hard!

He's the modern-day, football equivalent of Van Gogh.

 

[royals1922]

Collingwood supporter goes into a drycleaner and asks them to clean a shirt.

There is a fair bit of noise and the dry cleaner says " come again".

The Collingwood supporter responds "not this week, mayonnaise"

 

[royals1922]

He's the modern-day, football equivalent of Van Gogh.

Did I 'ear you right

 

[JoseMourinho]

That would be funny if St Kilda had more supporters than North. They don't so it isn't.

They have more spoons than your team has supporters

Sent from Chelski Bus Company

 

[NorthernLights]

They have more spoons than your team has supporters

Sent from Chelski Bus Company

I don't doubt that, not that it's saying much. They would just about have more spoons than Collingwood has supporters by now right?

 

[boondy]

Did I 'ear you right

Van gough walks into a bar . " beer? " asks the bartender . " no thanks I got 1 ere "

 

[JoseMourinho]

I don't doubt that, not that it's saying much. They would just about have more spoons than Collingwood has supporters by now right?

Could create a spoonvalanche in the future

Sent from Chelski Bus Company

 

[boondy]

The missus and 7 kids are eagles supporters . Galah/Corella cross loves singing we're the eagles , west coast eagles .

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

A Collingwood supporter, a moron and a dole bludger walk into a bar. And that was just the first bloke.

?

LOL!

Collingwood supporter visits a pro. She strips off and her vag is painted place and white. Pies fans says "you go for the Collingwood too?". The pro spreads her flaps and says "Nope, St Kilda".

 

[boondy]

Dane Swan on who wants to be a millionaire .
Collingwood audience .
Eddie asks dane " 7 x7 = ? . "
Dane says "47 ".
"Give him a chance give him a chance " said the audience.
" 5 x 5 then" Eddie says .
" 15 " says Dane .
"Give him a chance give him a chance "ask the audience .
"1 + 1 " says Eddie .
" 2 "says Dane .
Audience says " give him a chance give him a chance".

 

[TazHawk15]

Van gough walks into a bar . " beer? " asks the bartender . " no thanks I got 1 ere "

2 termites walk into a bar one says "bartender" the other says "sure is"