Random Dogs

[Runk]

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I want to meet all of these dogs.

 

[boncer34]

 

[GUMBLETRON]

Somebody named their dog Mandela.

There's a local Jack Russell that occasionally gets loose in the street, by name of Chomsky.

 

[GUMBLETRON]

Also **** me they're dogs not children you don't need a postcard.

 

[boncer34]

Also fu** me they're dogs not children you don't need a postcard.

Postcard?

 

[GUMBLETRON]

Today I played with Arthur, Peggy, Maisy and Gromit, and was very brave. Wish you were here!

 

[boncer34]

Today I played with Arthur, Peggy, Maisy and Gromit, and was very brave. Wish you were here!

Not a postcard. It's a report of the stuff they learned so we can continue the training away from the classes.

 

[GUMBLETRON]

Which could be a handful of checkboxes. It's infantile furbaby bullshit.

 

[boncer34]

Massive leap to take attributing that to a simple report card explaining that my dog interacted well with multiple other dogs whilst at "school."

Edit: Your post has changed, assuming you saw the ludicrousness of comparing what Stephen believes to the above report card.

 

[GUMBLETRON]

Nah, just figured I could phrase it more clearly. Treat your dog like a child; be treated like a child in turn. The circle of life!

 

[boncer34]

Moving on from a thoroughly bizzare flex this was the look on her face when she gets a new toy.

 

[Runk]

I like the idea of Doggie School report cards and I have no issue with it. For a lot of people their dogs are their kids so it's a nice touch for mine and at worst a bit of fun & utterly harmless at the end of the day.

 

[GUMBLETRON]

For a lot of people their dogs are their kids

My point exactly.

 

[Runk]

My point exactly.

Well it doesn't make them any less important to people though does it?Gotta find a bit of fun in life don't we.
It can't all about drug sagas, Kyle Langford and Hawthorne ****wits.

 

[Loonerty]

What a bizarre melt

 

[DapperJong]

G-tron coming across as a cat person

 

[GUMBLETRON]

G-tron coming across as a cat person

Also not children. A friend of mine just threw her dog a third birthday party with balloons, presents and cake, FMD.

 

[DapperJong]

Also not children. A friend of mine just threw her dog a third birthday party with balloons, presents and cake, FMD.

This makes me happy. Honestly this is like an oppo fan posting in a preview thread.

 

[DapperDon]

Also not children. A friend of mine just threw her dog a third birthday party with balloons, presents and cake, FMD.

Give me a dog party any day over a children's party

 

[Loonerty]

Dog parties guaranteed cleaner than a children's birthday party.

 

[GUMBLETRON]

It's a profoundly weird and IMO unhealthy modern phenomenon that tugs at something in me. Like we're trying to compensate for the atomisation and nihilism of contemporary life by anthropomorphising animals.

If I had space I'd have a dag but it sure as shit wouldn't be getting balloons or writing me letters.

 

[boncer34]

or writing me letters.

Which, again, is not what the above does.

 

[cAsEy_18]

Two dogs for myself. 18-month border collie and 1-year-old Kelpie

 

[Pweter]

It's not for me, but if other people want to do it and others still are able to making a living out of it then why not.

Also if one of the outcomes of Boncer's doggy school is a very well trained dog then that's a good thing. I love dogs but it pisses me off when seeing them basically run their own race and dominate their owners, or their owners are blind to the fact their dog is being a pain in the arse to everyone else around.

 

[GUMBLETRON]

You'll never hear me breathe a bad word about dog training.