Strategy Don’t Ever Antagonise The Horne

Easy, it’s pronounced

  • Horn-ee, like he’s feeling amorous

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Deaneus!

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Hello miscreants

we here in moderatorland (well, me) have been wondering...

we all know Jason Horne is likely to go very high, if not #1

he’s from SA (South Africa? South Australia? South Adelaide?)

we’re gonna talk about him incessantly

...how exactly do you pronounce his last name ?
 

Bob Neil

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So you want to confirm The Horne Identity?
Makes sense - if he’s as good as you’re saying (The Horne Supremacy) then we all need to know how to say it.
Once you’ve found out the correct pronunciation I think you need an edict from the mods for all to follow (The Horne Ultimatum).
What an achievement it would be to reach unity on such a difficult subject (The Horne Legacy).
Just looking at his name I don’t think it’s too hard. Jason Horne.
 

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So you want to confirm The Horne Identity?
Makes sense - if he’s as good as you’re saying (The Horne Supremacy) then we all need to know how to say it.
Once you’ve found out the correct pronunciation I think you need an edict from the mods for all to follow (The Horne Ultimatum).
What an achievement it would be to reach unity on such a difficult subject (The Horne Legacy).
Just looking at his name I don’t think it’s too hard. Jason Horne.
so Jason Horne, and his friend Bjorn, were in their car listening to Korn on the way to Lorne?

no wonder I am so forlorn.
 

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I think that Natalie Imbruglia said it best...

So I guess the fortune teller's right
Should have seen just what was there and not some holy light
But we scraped a few wins and now
I don't care, we have no luck
How did we screw the GF so much?
There's just so many things

All I want is, Horne
I'm all out of faith, could he end up in teal?
I'm cold and I am shamed
Lying naked on the floor
Those wins haven't changed
us into something real
I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect pick for us is Horne
Forms a little late
We've already lost Horne
Horne
 
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Me so Horne

I still think we're going to end up no higher than 16th if the club does this properly.
We'll need to be more subtle than this week

Note to club: If it takes multiple press conference to explain our actions then we've gone too far
 

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We'll need to be more subtle than this week

Note to club: If it takes multiple press conference to explain our actions then we've gone too far
Ahhh, not so fast my dear Watson, we have been doing the long play for years. The AFL and media have a body full of evidence that:
A) We would not intentionally make the mistake.
B) Botch the explanation badly.

This week I think selecting Scott Thompson to play in the middle is the right call.
 

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I am growing in confidence we will have the opportunity to take him if we want him - the talk around some of the previously unseen Vic lads is growing as they put the performances on the board - NM would rather a Vic lad {if there are rumours of homesickness} and perhaps Horne may be a little soft in the second half of the season.
 

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