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Society & Culture Don't touch my stuff thread

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Don't touch my vagina.
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Don't touch my food if I've already offered to buy you your own, of the same thing, and you rejected it.

'No, I don't want any, I'll just have half of yours.' Get out of it!
 
I went to the pub earlier today and played two-up. Some hottie walked up next to me and put her **** all over my elbow and arm. Twice. Sometimes people can touch my shit.

Got to say, not many posts here resonate with. I don't have a problem with people touching my shit. Probably why I wasn't aware people get the shits when people touch their stuff.
 
Don't touch my spectacles, or try them on. They are not a toy. I am unable to see properly without them.
 
To that arseh*le who hit my ball yesterday while playing golf, let me repeat myself.

"DON"T TOUCH MY F%^KN BALL, YOU DIPS%^T!!!!!!!! "
 

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I never knew this but learnt recently a lot of guys are like "don't touch my BBQ bro" and "I'm the only person allowed to cook on this bad boy". Doesn't bother me none because you won't find me trying to use any one else's barbie and I'm quite happy if someone cooks on mine.
 
Ok, I've found something that bothers me when people touch:

Don't touch my toaster bro!

Or more to the point "Don't touch my toaster bitch!"

I have my toaster set to toast bread perfectly. It's like you can change the set and just put it back to where it was and leave of from where you were before. You have to fiddle with it over time to find that right spot again. Sometimes my sister in law comes over and changes it to toast her bread faster. F***ing in laws are a bunch of domestic ******s. Runs in their family. They peg their pegs on the line so you can't slide them out the way. wtf? Find the most inefficient way how to do housework? They're on it.
 
Don't touch my guitars when you come over to my house.

While you're mucking around pretending to be a rockstar, I'm pissing my pants thinking about the posibility that you're about to smash a $1000 instrument on a doorframe.
 

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