Society & Culture Don't touch my stuff thread

[Gasometer]

Should you take your stuff home if you don't use it all...eg drinks-food?

The hosts have touched the stuff but is it social etiquette to take your drinks and left over food?

Or should they ask if you want to take your stuff and you say 'yeh nah' keep it.

And how much stuff can be left behind before you leave it....is it 6 beers and above take and 6 beers and below leave?

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Drink more while you are there and avoid the conundrum.

 

[Bacon Warrior]

Do not touch the radio when I'm driving. I will not hesitate to slap your hand the first time. Do it again and I may just make you walk.

 

[brahj]

Don't touch my face.

I know my beard is ****ing awesome, but you're a complete stranger who has decided to grab my chin as I swaggered through the beer garden with 3 pints. You can show your appreciation without putting your filthy hands all up in it. For example, compliment the beard, buy me a beer, let me motorboat your girlfriend... Just stop touching my face.

 

[ioppolo]

Don't touch pretty much anything in my room unless I've given you permission. It'd shit me greatly if my friends just walked in and started going through my stuff, they all know better though.

 

[MiloStedman]

Just don't touch my ****ing stuff altogether. If you really need to, ask first, then I can tell you no.

 

[Miqar_Baqfhied]

To the missus: dont touch my laptop or phone.

Nothing is more annoying and stressful - she is so naive in thinking there are no giant wads of pr0n on there.

Also washing - that one and only half decent t-shirt and comfortable pair of jeans that have been worn 10 times in a row I was planning to wear to the pub tonight

 

[BALKAN]

she is so naive in thinking there are no giant wads on there.

FTFY

 

[Scotland]

Can't say I've ever been or ever can be pregnant, but people seem to feel they have a right to pat pregnant women on the belly. I reckon I've seen more get the shits than react favorably to this act.

Agree with a lot of this thread. Don't **** with my toaster settings. Don't play with my seat position and mirror positions in the car. Etc.

 

[Igloo]

Toaster settings is definitely the most reasonable one in this thread. That shit is sacred.

 

[Jackfrost]

They peg their pegs on the line so you can't slide them out the way. wtf? Find the most inefficient way how to do housework? They're on it.

My Wife!! I've placed a peg basket there specifically for this purpose and it is actually easier to put multiple pegs in there at once. I don't want to remove 10 pegs to hang a sheet. Alas I cannot get this message across effectively!

 

[HugeJohnson]

Don't touch my penis dad I want to go to sleep

 

[MiloStedman]

Don't touch my penis dad I want to go to sleep

Woh woh woh...

 

[HirdyLannister]

I dont really care, if someone wants to touch my phone so what? All they will see is naked selfies I sent to girls

 

[kickazz]

Do not touch the radio when I'm driving. I will not hesitate to slap your hand the first time. Do it again and I may just make you walk.

Indeed. Especially if you get a call that you just 'have to take' and then turn down the radio. FFS let them leave a message or warn me you are expecting an important call. I don't want to drive around hearing half a convo

 

[Dont be a lemon]

My brother shares my love of fantasy books and I have to take deep breathes to allow him to borrow any. No one else is allowed to after his ex returned a borrowed hardcore in poor condition.

Fantasy pr0n? "Daenerys enjoyed the sensation of Margaery going down on her, while her ass was pounded by Valyrian steel."

 

[Andre]

Fantasy pr0n? "Daenerys enjoyed the sensation of Margaery going down on her, while her ass was pounded by Valyrian steel."

Fantasy pr0n? That's not far off the TV show. Though disturbing lack of boobs so far in season 4.

 

[Jackfrost]

Was reversing my car in a packed carpark using my reverse sensors to get as close as I could to the other car to avoid a 3 point turn and some old campaigner bangs the back of my car 3 times. Don't touch my car!

 

[CLUBMEDhurst]

Was reversing my car in a packed carpark using my reverse sensors to get as close as I could to the other car to avoid a 3 point turn and some old **** bangs the back of my car 3 times. Don't touch my car!

Strong user name

 

[MrKK]

To co-workers:
Don't lend my chair to your random visitors when I'm on leave so I have to re-adjust all of the settings back to my preference when I return. That's if you even take the courtesy to return my chair in the first place.

To the wife:
Don't eat my share of snacks/chocolate just because you lack the discipline to make your share last the whole week.

To my dad:
Don't randomly press every button on my remotes "just to see what they do" - FFS I don't even know what most of them do!

 

[Jackfrost]

Strong user name

Any old school junglist would remember this guy from their tape packs

 

[Gasometer]

Was reversing my car in a packed carpark using my reverse sensors to get as close as I could to the other car to avoid a 3 point turn and some old **** bangs the back of my car 3 times. Don't touch my car!

Someone touched my car last year...$4500 insurance job...lost Rating 1...BECAUSE the **** DROVE off.

 

[Ahern2Boof]

This, but food in general. Don't touch it.

My ex used to try sharing all the time. I began to deliberately order more so that what I actually wanted wasn't affect. One thing led to another, and now she's my ex.

My current GF is like this. If she gets us a bowl of ice cream, it's one bowl with two spoons, and we HAVE to take turns, one of us simply cannot have two mouthfuls in a row. If we go out, she suggests sharing a dessert instead of getting one each.

She also doesn't order chips with her parma and then ends up eating like half of mine.

 

[Colin D'Cops]

My current GF is like this.

Barks at me for more rubs, food scraps and is an established indian giver.

 

[Jackfrost]

My current GF is like this. If she gets us a bowl of ice cream, it's one bowl with two spoons, and we HAVE to take turns, one of us simply cannot have two mouthfuls in a row. If we go out, she suggests sharing a dessert instead of getting one each.

She also doesn't order chips with her parma and then ends up eating like half of mine.

You appear to share a vagina also...