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Doogs' Droogs
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Ahhh I get it! McDud is using the 'McD' base you get from McDougall and is meant to imply he is in fact a 'dud'. That is some clever, subtle and layered comedy Ted. I had to take awhile before I got it, but now I do.
Excelsior Ted, EXCELSIOR!
Rocco Jones has been using sarcasm for longer.
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Ted38
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They have indeed after it was introduced by the illustrious "YAKUZA" the knowledgeable one who was unjustifiably banned from the WCE board for persisting in trying to tell them that McDud was a DUD.
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- #282
Wouldn't it be superfluous say 'McDud is a DUD?' Perhaps he should have tried 'McDougall is a DUD' or just calling him 'McDud'. But hey, I'm out of my depth here, that 'YAKUZA' bloke sounds as clever, witty and charismatic as you. I'd wager a few bob on him being a hit with the ladies too!
You'd think a good performance today would bring him back.
Of course he will win the game singlehandedly and regain his place, back where he belongs.
Thank god, because we're obviously getting worse without him.
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Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to a theory I like to call...............the 'Werribee trying to keep Andrew McDougall conspiracy!!!!!!!!!' or 'WTTKAMcDC!!!'.
On Sunday he collected 24 disposals (no doubt all effective), 9 strong marks and 2 goals from CHF, crushing a strong North Ballarat defence. But if you had a look at the bests for the Bees in the paper Monday morning, you would find that Doogs missing. The Bees knew nobody would travel to Ballarat, a place that is so beneath Doogs' presence it makes me physically ill to even think about it. Ballarat locals don't even get the novelty behind Sovereign Hill. Anyways back to the conspiracy theory, knowing not many people would travel to Ballarat, the Bees tried to hide Doogs' stellar performance by not mentioning him in the best. Last week they played him injured in an effort to sabotage his chances of being promoted. Doog being Doogs, played out the game. I spoke to a Doctor, he said the 2nd strongest man on Earth would have had to go to hospital if he had the same injury as Doogs. Remember, this guy is a Doctor!
First Doogs gets dropped from the Bulldogs side, an injustice that makes Nelson Mandela, that Hurricane movie with Denzel Washingon and the family in 'In the name of the father' look like a bunch of sooky, sooky la la's. Then Doogs has to not only deal with having to go to places like Werribee and Ballarat but also be a victim to an evil conspiracy.
Fight the conspiracy Droogs!
On Sunday he collected 24 disposals (no doubt all effective), 9 strong marks and 2 goals from CHF, crushing a strong North Ballarat defence. But if you had a look at the bests for the Bees in the paper Monday morning, you would find that Doogs missing. The Bees knew nobody would travel to Ballarat, a place that is so beneath Doogs' presence it makes me physically ill to even think about it. Ballarat locals don't even get the novelty behind Sovereign Hill. Anyways back to the conspiracy theory, knowing not many people would travel to Ballarat, the Bees tried to hide Doogs' stellar performance by not mentioning him in the best. Last week they played him injured in an effort to sabotage his chances of being promoted. Doog being Doogs, played out the game. I spoke to a Doctor, he said the 2nd strongest man on Earth would have had to go to hospital if he had the same injury as Doogs. Remember, this guy is a Doctor!
First Doogs gets dropped from the Bulldogs side, an injustice that makes Nelson Mandela, that Hurricane movie with Denzel Washingon and the family in 'In the name of the father' look like a bunch of sooky, sooky la la's. Then Doogs has to not only deal with having to go to places like Werribee and Ballarat but also be a victim to an evil conspiracy.
Fight the conspiracy Droogs!
Rocco I am able to advise that firstly you are spot on r.e. the 'WTTKAMcDC!!!'. there is one fact you are not aware of and that is my sources* tell me that Werribee and Axe are actually being paid by a consortium led by Ted38 to keep Doogs supressed. THis is so they are not later embarressed into admitting that Doogs is (a) a gun CHF in the Wayne Carey/Jonathon Brown mould, (b) a really nice guy (in fact much nicer than Wayne Carey or J.Brown) and (c) they wish he'd stayed at Wet Toast.
* sources being defined as things I just made up
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- #287
How about this? Both The Age and The Herald Sun published the bests without Doogs being mentioned. I believe News Limited and Fairfax Media are both part of the conspiracy. Rupert Murdoch is the CEO, Chairman and Owner of News Corporation, while David Kirk is the CEO of Fairfax Media. We all know Murdoch's investments in Rugby League, but David Kirk's background isn't as well known. After some Media Watch inspired research, I can tell you all that Kirk is a former All-black. So we have Murdoch with his massive investments in League and a Rugby Union man in Kirk.
I believe these two powerful men what Rugby Union and League to be the top two games in Australia. What better way to keep AFL down by robbing it of potentially it's greatest drawcard Doogs? They know if the full power of Doogs is unleashed, the fans will demand to see it. Footy TV ratings will go through the roof, with Doogs' majestic play making all those Northern staters realise how boring Rugby is and how great our code is.
I'm in deep guys. If I suddenly go missing, I need you Droogs to keep my work going. What's your life worth if it's not worth fighting for such a noble and just cause?
firstdogonthemoon
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Where can we find your "If you are watching this I have been murdered" video?
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- #289
That would be a tad melodramatic don't you think? I might try and sex up David Oldfield though.
Didn't the Hurricane guy actually do it?
Colonel Mustard!!!
Bloody hell Captain, you wouldn't know your condiment from your elbow!
He was thinking of the Beatle Album Sergeant Paprika
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Charlie Sutton needs to have a stern talk to him about his hair and feminine personality. Maybe also needs to put a cows heart from the local butcher shop in his locker and in his bed just to reinforce the message.
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What'cha gonna do Sydney? What'cha gonna do when Doogsmania runs wild on you?
I fear Doogs may have been picked just to get people through the gate in a city with a history of poor crowds. Much as Real Madrid picked Beckham to boost Asian shirt sales.
I fear that, but the truth is more likely that he who must be picked is mentally ready to begin his leaguewide domination
I fear that, but the truth is more likely that he who must be picked is mentally ready to begin his leaguewide domination
bulldogtragic
Premiership Player
People may think Aka getting the middle chair on TFS is the omen that we were going to win.... News for the doubters, its the inclusion of 'The Peoples Champion'that marks this game in the win colomn.
Will kick 3.2 and star. Mark it down.
Will kick 3.2 and star. Mark it down.
you are right ruiner. I awoke this morning (in Canberra) to news that all reserved seating had sold out and only 2700 General Admin tickets left. this si clearly a direct response to the selection of Doogs.
sydney eagle
Norm Smith Medallist
Gudday me little Doogie Droogies ! Are you going to organize a "Droogs for Doogs" banner at home games or anything like that ? I notice that the Sydney Morning Herald for yesterday (when they publish the weekend teams) had McDougall in the forward pocket, alongside Darcy. Interesting strategy which just MIGHT work with Darcy perhaps staying in the square while McDougall leads up the ground, stretching opponents defences. Good luck to Andrew I hope that he plays well and stays fit !