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[Dinsdale]

The Tiges are slowing waking up and wiping the sleep from their eyes, God w***ers Suck really are sh*t at footy, an embarrassment to the game and their coach has no ******* idea what he’s doing.
I think the Tiges will eventually kick away in the last after not being very interested at all.
I look forward to Dusty having a word with their Cocaine snorting Ruckman.
Anyone got his per chance?

Anyhoo, would someone like to play the really drunk, stoned, offensive, fall all over the place and fall asleep under the coffee table at Christmas time uncle for me, I’m taking the night off, PM if your interested?
Enjoy the game floggos......

2 classic Gameday titles in a row, you are on the radar now.

Yes I'll be the funcle, and I won't shit in the bed.

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[richoatthedisco]

Are you fighting him as well?

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I'm not fighting anyone.

 

[chelseacarlton]

2 classic Gameday titles in a row, you are on the radar now.

Yes I'll be the funcle, and I won't sh*t in the bed.

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Mate, all my titles are good, I have had a cupla boring ones of late, thanks for being Druncle for me

 

[StueyDaDew]

Just a matter of time before another hub is closed down, because of the selfish incompetence of Melbourneains.

 

[Dinsdale]

I'm tipping traditional truckload of Cowpoo over the Plastic Bertram's

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[Good_Old]

The inside of my ear is itchy.

 

[Dinsdale]

The inside of my ear is itchy.

Stick your finger in your ear and sing "tingalingaloo"

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[Wosh]

The Tiges are slowing waking up and wiping the sleep from their eyes, God w***ers Suck really are sh*t at footy, an embarrassment to the game and their coach has no ******* idea what he’s doing.
I think the Tiges will eventually kick away in the last after not being very interested at all.
I look forward to Dusty having a word with their Cocaine snorting Ruckman.
Anyone got his per chance?

Anyhoo, would someone like to play the really drunk, stoned, offensive, fall all over the place and fall asleep under the coffee table at Christmas time uncle for me, I’m taking the night off, PM if your interested?
Enjoy the game floggos......

I’m on the Limoncello, move over...I hope that’s not a glass coffee table

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Yes, but the fundamental flaw in this argument is that umpires don't pay every free kick that's there, they let plenty go. So, as soon as you let some go, by definition that means you choose which ones to pay. How can it be fair umpiring if you come off saying "I let all but 25 Richmond infringements go, but all but nine of Collingwood's"?

As for not breaking the rules, try counting how many times your mob throws the ball. Start with the 2016 grand final - you'll find it's more than the Swans got frees of any type.

Horseshit.

 

[Plugger35]

The cocaine snorting ruckman isn't playing in this game, the ex-Carlton ex-Crows spud ruckman is playing instead.

 

[Dinsdale]

RIP Shane Tuck. [emoji22]

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[chelseacarlton]

The inside of my ear is itchy.

That’s the bug slowly devouring your brain, nothing to worry about.

 

[Good_Old]

I've been struggling a bit lately, as I'm sure many are so that made me tear up a little.

 

[Dinsdale]

Just a short nap before the game starts

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[Good_Old]

That’s the bug slowly devouring your brain, nothing to worry about.

Ha, jokes on the bug. There's nothing there for it to devour.

 

[Dinsdale]

I've been struggling a bit lately, as I'm sure many are so that made me tear up a little.

Mate you're not alone, don't forget.

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[FISTO]

Franchise night footy

 

[Good_Old]

 

[Dinsdale]

Great scramble by Costanza

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[Saint12]

Lol Jack leading the team out in such times...no one can put a more down in the dumps, upset, pissed off, cheated, hard done by look better than him.

 

[Wosh]

I've been struggling a bit lately, as I'm sure many are so that made me tear up a little.

Hang out with us mate and hit anyone up for a chat anytime, I’ve always found our Bay community of flogs exceptionally good in times of need/loneliness/struggle. That Tuck tribute would have hit many people, you’re not alone

 

[Wosh]

Also, Go Gnats.

 

[Good_Old]

Jazny 9:33 Gary Ablett level dive.

 

[Dinsdale]

Dusty need to stick a chopstick in Greene's ear otherwise he's going to donimate

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[frggr]

Does #50 know the player needs to have the ball to be tackled?