Dr Spaceman
Brownlow Medallist
When it comes to the Draft,Draft day
An original composition by keg on legs.
Draft day's here, the big event
The end result of 12 months spent
Trawling through tapes, and other such stuff
Hoping to find that gem in the rough.
Tonight's gonna be a roller coast ride
Hoping our favourite boy slides
Whatever the result, one thing's a must:
Remember four words - IN TROUT WE TRUST
He won't be stupid, he'll use all his nous
To pick a kid we think is grouse
He won't stuff up like some before
Leaving us wondering what we just saw
He won't pick a kid like Richard T
And pass in a kid like the one called buddy
Or overlook Nic Nat to take jack watts
Bloody hell what stupid twats
Cox or Rotham, Pepper and salt
Whoever it is, his pick we won't fault.
No matter who, it'll all work out
And above all, remember- trust in trout!
Yep, I have too much time on my hands.![]()
Certain lines can’t be crossed,
Don’t waste your first pick,
On another Michael bloody Frost









