Science & Mathematics Dreams

[Damon_3388]

"I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!"

 

[pacemaker]

most of my dreams don't make sense but I have had plenty of dejavus

Yeah same as.

 

[Saint KFC]

This morning I had a dream about a little girl cornered on the stairs by two women, one behind her about to strangle her, the other in front of her about to squeeze lemon in her eye....

Hard to pick which fate would be worse, heh?

I seem to go through periods of vaguely remembering my dreams to periods of not remembering a single thing. Only ever manage to achieve something remotely resembling lucid dreaming when I half-awake in the middle of a dream and kind of force it in a specific direction. feelsuninspiringman.

 

[NMFCMUFC]

Truly ****ed up dream last night.

In it I was ****ing a bird I knew, all was going ok...then I went in for a kiss while ****ing... then she went ballistic, no idea why.

The dream didn't end there either, cue the awkward conversations and everything after.


Was just wierd.

 

[Mr Gor]

I suck in my dreams.

If I'm playing basketball I can hardly move and miss an open layups.

If I'm playing footy I can't get near the pill.

If I've got a gun it won't work.

If I'm trying to run away from something I'll trip over

The dream version of me is lame as hell.

Most dreams you remember happen just before you wake up. So if you want a dream, try going back to sleep after you've woken up (not fully obviously).

 

[HSSB]

There was a nightmare I had a few years ago which was pretty scary, but I strangely enjoyed it because the story was actually really gripping. Nuts, I know, but anyways, I'll try to retell it as best I can.

One of my best mates and I at the time are looking for a place to live. We see in the paper a new villa-type thing has just opened up in the centre of town (Wodonga, for what little it's worth), and the rent is ridiculously cheap. "There must be a catch!" we both assume, but we go and check it out anyway, we would've been crazy not to.

So we get to this place, in the centre of town, and it that's when it gets a little weird. The villa is my old primary school, exactly the same as it used to be, except the gymnasium is now a gigantic, WWI style barn. Because all villas need a barn like that. We do a tour of the place, and I eventually get over the fact that it's my old primary school, because they've refurbished the inside of the rooms to be really nice. Fully loaded mini fridges, free of charge, free AUSTAR, and anything else you could want.

We get through the tour and wind up in what I guess was the manager of the villa's office (the principal's office of old), and we say that we really like the place, but there's obviously a catch. He says the only condition of living in the area is that we partake in a "little psychological experiment" (this is the point we should've GTFO of there). Not a huge deal, we conclude, sign all the contracts we need and move into the rooms later on that day.

A little while later, I'm in my room, having a nanna nap (dreaming about dreaming - did it before you, DiCaprio) when I'm woken my the creaking door. I sit up, to see a mentally deficient man come at me with a syringe full of what can only be described as green gloop. He jabs me in the arm with the syringe and I ask him what he's done. He says that it's stage one of the experiment, and that all that formula does is take away my ability to run. "F*** that!" I think to myself, and just as I get up to leave, he tells me I might experience some heavy drowsiness also, and I pass out on the bed.

I'm awoken at night by my mate, who I hadn't seen since I signed the contract, looking relatively frightened, saying that we "HAVE to get out of here!!". I open the door to see absolute pandemonium. Buildings are on fire, people are on fire, people are screaming in distress over dead loved ones and guys in gas masks are running around with AK-47s. It's at this stage I casually notice that my roof is on fire (I think I'm still a little sedated by the gloop), so we bail on the room and make for the giant barn, thinking we'll sleep on the hay.

We eventually reach the giant barn, and it has become a sanctuary of sorts. Many of the village's surviving tenants are taking shelter inside, and for some strange reason, it seems inpenetrable, even to the mysterious guys in the gas masks (but maybe not pr0bst). I breathe a sigh of relief and turn to my see my mate, who followed me into the barn, but he's gone. Absolutely no sign of him, and apparently no-one else in the barn saw him either. I swear black and blue that he was there, and begin to panic, which begins to freak out the other refugees (I guess you'd call them at this point). I'm eventually sedated again, and drifting in and out of consciousness and I'm carryed out of the barn and into what was the 'out of bounds' area when it was my primary school. The last thing I see before I lose consciousness for the night is the same disabled man from before, who says "this is stage 2".

I wake up the next morning (near the boundary of the school/village) and look back at the village. There is absolutely no sign of the carnage that occurred the night before. All the buildings are as they were, and many of the people who I had seen dead were walking around with their families again. For some reason, this is the point where I say "that's it, I'm out of here!", and head back towards my room, to grab my things and GTFO of there. I note as I move (rather slowly) towards my room that everything is all of a sudden feeling very eerie. I get frightened to the point where I think, "I can just get new stuff" and turn towards the boundary to leave.

(This is where shit gets real weird.)

As walk to leave, I hear a distant voice yell out "Where are you going?". I turn around. It's my missing mate. I tell him I can't stand this place and that I'm leaving. He says he's afraid he can't allow that. At this point for some reason, D-Grade horror movie style dialogue kicks in as I say "What is this?" and he replies (rather cringeworthly), "This is stage 3, bitch!" and puts a gas mask on, in what has to be in the top 10 dream betrayals of all time.

I realise what's going on and know that I have to get out now, and fast. I take one last look over my shoulder to see the rest of the village sprout up from the ground, all in gas masks with AK-47s. I try to run, but I can't, due to the syringe I'd been stabbed with the night before. But everyone else can run. So I'm doing my best Nathan Deakes towards the nearest fence (maybe 50m), while the 100 or so villagers are running full pelt at me, with bullets flying all around me, but not hitting me. As I approach the fence, my movement and motor functions slow rapidly, but I reach the fence, scramble over and run (I can run now apparently) as fast as I can away from the school/village, leaving the disgruntled residents shaking their fists at me, much like the Shelbyvillians in the Lemon Tree episode of the Simpsons.

So, while it was no 'Katy Perry comes in my room late at night' style dream, it gave me a severe "WTF is wrong with me!" and slight chuckle the next morning.

(inb4TL;DR)

That would be a good movie

srs

 

[s1bbald]

That would be a good movie

srs

Yeh, it was as I said, like a motion picture in my dream (even though it could have only been 20 seconds long). It started off as a nightmare, but ended more as a thriller.

 

[GOEAGLES 08]

she clearly did something to you in your sleep bro.

Im not complaining

i downloaded this app that records you sleep talking

pretty funny

I.want.this.

Whats the apps name?

 

[WALL-e]

Up until I was about 10 I repeatedly had a very lucid dream where I would be chased around the streets of Sydney by a purple F1 car driven by Ayrton Senna. Although I was on foot I managed to elude him due to rapid changes of direction coupled with the car's poor maneuverability.

I always woke up in a cold sweat just before he caught me.

I had this, but I was eluding a Triceratops.

 

[clivewaterhousen]

Im not complaining



I.want.this.

Whats the apps name?

app called sleep talk

last night i talked about 5 times, night before one. crazy

 

[clivewaterhousen]

when i was little i used to dream i was in springfield and i would be getting around like a hamster except nstead of a hamster wheel it was a giant tractor tyre.

always ended with me running away from someone and to get out i wouldhave to take a huge runup and launch myself off a ramp into shelbyville.

massive wtf now i think about it

 

[breeno]

That would be a good movie

srs

Was just thinking the same thing.

 

[Johnson#26]

Clive, what sort of things did you talk about? Things you predicted you would, or things you think about consciously, or things that really surprised you?

 

[clivewaterhousen]

Clive, what sort of things did you talk about? Things you predicted you would, or things you think about consciously, or things that really surprised you?

well one I was just swearing (12.45am)
the oher one i was asking for soemthing (3am)
then 2 were inaudible and the last one didnt make sense (4,4.45 and 6am)

 

[centrelink1]

Actually, I remember when I was young I had a dream that centred around a date, that being the 5/9/2009.

Completely forgot about it, and the day passed without my realising.

 

[Johnson#26]

Hmm.

I find I sleeptalk when I'm not in my own bed - so the worry if we go camping, or whatever, is that I'll end up saying something completely stupid that everyone else hears!

 

[clivewaterhousen]

Hmm.

I find I sleeptalk when I'm not in my own bed - so the worry if we go camping, or whatever, is that I'll end up saying something completely stupid that everyone else hears!

i thought i didt sleep talk often either, so far both nights I have.

maybe it only gets noticed when your not in your bed as there are usually more people to hear/noticeit?

 

[chickawah]

all the time. my dreams are ridiculous though and I seem to drop in and out of lucidity

i downloaded this app that records you sleep talking

pretty funny

In France, a young ambient musician by the name of Charles undertook an interesting new project. He was going to record the sound of himself sleeping, and release it under the name “La Nuit” (The Night). Charles lived alone in a rural area, which would remove things like car alarms, traffic, and such from being recorded. He planned his project for many months, acquiring the sensitive equipment to capture all outside noises as well as his own during sleep.

Finally, on the 27th of September, he decided to execute his plan. He set up all his equipment, and fell at sleep at midnight.

The next day Charles reviewed the recording. For the first hour, the recording played his own tossings and turnings as well as some distant dog barks and a few car alarms (So much for his plan to distance himself from cars). These continued throughout the 2nd hour as well, until Charles heard something that horrified him.

For at exactly 3 hours and 24 minutes in, the recording played the sound of his bedroom door opening.

 

[Johnson#26]

i thought i didt sleep talk often either, so far both nights I have.

maybe it only gets noticed when your not in your bed as there are usually more people to hear/noticeit?

Probably true. Sometimes I wonder whether or not being conscious of it is a good thing or a bad thing (like whether it increases the likelihood of it or otherwise).

I seem to go through patches where I dream a heap (like right now), and then a lengthier quiet patch.

One dream I continually have is being chased by our neighbour's dog. Frightens the hell out of me, I've been scared of it since I was little; it'd have no hesitation in doing some serious damage to me if it got the chance, and I dream about it happening a fair bit. Not fun.

 

[GOEAGLES 08]

In France, a young ambient musician by the name of Charles undertook an interesting new project. He was going to record the sound of himself sleeping, and release it under the name “La Nuit” (The Night). Charles lived alone in a rural area, which would remove things like car alarms, traffic, and such from being recorded. He planned his project for many months, acquiring the sensitive equipment to capture all outside noises as well as his own during sleep.

Finally, on the 27th of September, he decided to execute his plan. He set up all his equipment, and fell at sleep at midnight.

The next day Charles reviewed the recording. For the first hour, the recording played his own tossings and turnings as well as some distant dog barks and a few car alarms (So much for his plan to distance himself from cars). These continued throughout the 2nd hour as well, until Charles heard something that horrified him.

For at exactly 3 hours and 24 minutes in, the recording played the sound of his bedroom door opening.

Yeah thats the only thing stopping me from d/l this sleep talking app. To much paranormal activity about it.

 

[HSSB]

In France, a young ambient musician by the name of Charles undertook an interesting new project. He was going to record the sound of himself sleeping, and release it under the name “La Nuit” (The Night). Charles lived alone in a rural area, which would remove things like car alarms, traffic, and such from being recorded. He planned his project for many months, acquiring the sensitive equipment to capture all outside noises as well as his own during sleep.

Finally, on the 27th of September, he decided to execute his plan. He set up all his equipment, and fell at sleep at midnight.

The next day Charles reviewed the recording. For the first hour, the recording played his own tossings and turnings as well as some distant dog barks and a few car alarms (So much for his plan to distance himself from cars). These continued throughout the 2nd hour as well, until Charles heard something that horrified him.

For at exactly 3 hours and 24 minutes in, the recording played the sound of his bedroom door opening.

I was going to download the app, now I won't

 

[Dont be a lemon]

A few nights ago I had a dream about the bathroom taps. Exciting stuff...

Do you ever have dreams where you 'realise' you're dreaming and can 'control' what you do in them? Is that what's really happening or am I merely dreaming that I can control my dream?

 

[Helicopter Punt]

When I was a kid, we used to go to Goolwa in SA (I live in Adelaide) for regularly holidays as we had a holiday house there. We used to go into fairly dense forest and pick mushrooms to cook on the bbq for something to do.

I used to have a dream regularly where a werewolf would attack us in the forest, we escape but news spreads that people are mysteriously being found dead and mutilated. The werewolf was scary as hell, I remember in the dream that I would see its shadows coming around a corner and it growling deeply then I would wake up.

The forest still gives me the creeps to this day.

Were those mushrooms bluish on top?

 

[yeah_nah]

I've been told I sleep talk a lot. Will download app and enjoy

 

[s1bbald]

I was going to download the app, now I won't

This.

6crapped'ems.