Drinking alone

[bigpapagman]

lol.

 

[Upgrayedd]

Well are you? You look like you should be wearing a turban.

Am i what?

 

[bigpapagman]

fat.

 

[Upgrayedd]

fat.

Not really, If i was fat i couldnt possibly play about 2 hours of competitve basketball per week, or bench-press close to 120 kilos. 192cm and 106 kilos, it wouldnt hurt to lose 5 kilos.

And beard? yep, but it comes to a CBF attitude about shaving, i get a 2pm shadow if i shave in the morning so i decided i shall bring beards back.


Also for anyone intrested im wearing a white collar shirt and a pair of jeans

 

[fryingpan]

Not really, If i was fat i couldnt possibly play about 2 hours of competitve basketball per week, or bench-press close to 120 kilos. 192cm and 106 kilos

So because you can bench 120 kilos, you're not fat? Lol. Yes mate, it's all muscle under those 20 flaps of fat isn't it. I have a few friends like you mate ..

"hey, if I stand 4.3 metres away from my mirror and turn 180 degrees to the left at 7.43pm just as the sun is setting, it looks like I have a 6pack"

it wouldnt hurt to lose 5 kilos

Well that's the understatement of the year.

And beard? yep, but it comes to a CBF attitude about personal appearance

Edited for accuracy.

i decided i shall bring beards back.

Ok, well you get back to me when shit Harbarjan Singh like beards are the cool thing to grow.

 

[choco123]

At least you are drinking a decent beer.

TEDs are akin to rat's piss. I prefer Emu Export and VB to TEDs...

 

[Upgrayedd]

TEDs are akin to rat's piss. I prefer Emu Export and VB to TEDs...

leave him and his lollywater beer alone He'll get cranky

I have a few friends like you mate ..

No you dont, thats why you are drinking alone and making attention seeking threads on a forum

So because you can bench 120 kilos, you're not fat? Lol. Yes mate, it's all muscle under those 20 flaps of fat isn't it. I have a few friends like you mate ..
.

20 flaps? have you seen pictures of me naked or something Just because nobody wanted to hang around you doesnt mean you can spend the night stalking

Ok, well you get back to me when shit Harbarjan Singh like beards are the cool thing to grow.

Agree, can you help with my image? would sipping beer out of a straw help?? How about a fringe?

 

[fryingpan]

leave him and his lollywater beer alone He'll get cranky

TED's is lollywater? Surely you're taking the wee?

have you seen pictures of me naked or something

Ummm ... brb gouging eyes.

Just because nobody wanted to hang around you doesnt mean you can spend the night stalking

That has got to be the lamest sentence on bigfooty, ever.

Agree, can you help with my image? would sipping beer out of a straw help?? How about a fringe?

Mate, you can't be helped with your image. You're one of those people that, no matter how hard you try to improve your appearance, you're still gonna have a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.

 

[bigpapagman]

good thread. 5 stars.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

good thread. 5 stars.

agree

 

[J-Train]

I'm sensing some tension in this thread...... FryingPan seems on the edge of unleashing a Mike Tyson-esque brain explosion..."I'll **** you til you love me bitch!"

 

[Upgrayedd]

TED's is lollywater? Surely you're taking the wee?

TEDS are probably the biggest pissweak excuse for beer, Tastes like Froth and Water. If your going to drink, please do it right

That has got to be the lamest sentence on bigfooty, ever.

I've never posted pictures on bigfooty, you've obviously found myspace/facebook off my about me page on bigfooty to catch a glimpse of me, people consider that stalking

Mate, you can't be helped with your image. You're one of those people that, no matter how hard you try to improve your appearance, you're still gonna have a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.

Do you think growing a girly fringe would cover at least 1/4th of my "bucket of smashed crabs" face, it worked for you?

Anyways i cbf doing it anymore, underline drinking beer with straws is gay, i have had enough of the cat-fight about appearances on the internet

 

[fryingpan]

TEDS are probably the biggest pissweak excuse for beer, Tastes like Froth and Water. If your going to drink, please do it right

What do you drink?

I've never posted pictures on bigfooty

Neither have I.

you've obviously found myspace/facebook off my about me page on bigfooty to catch a glimpse of me, people consider that stalking

And you've obviously seen photos that people have posted, assumed they were me, and tried your hardest to insult me behind your keyboard, I call that pissweak.

Do you think growing a girly fringe would cover at least 1/4th of my "bucket of smashed crabs" face

Yep. But you'd then be a fat ugly emo

i have had enough of the cat-fight about appearances on the internet

Haha yeah of course you've had enough of it now that your ugly mug has been seen. Off you go, keyboard warrior.

 

[The old campaigner]

WTF are TEDS.

 

[fryingpan]

 

[The old campaigner]

Riiiiiiiiiigggggggghhhhhhhhttttt.

 

[bigpapagman]

Toohey's Extra Dry.

 

[The old campaigner]

Thought I might be missing out on something but definitely not.

 

[bigpapagman]

TED Platinum ftw.

 

[goodie]

WTF are TEDS.

i suggest you **** off out of this thread.

 

[bigpapagman]

lol. they aren't that good goodie, not compared to platinums.

 

[goodie]

no, i agree TEDP FTW

but seriously not knowing what a TED is, is pretty bad.

 

[bigpapagman]

horrible form. horrible form.

 

[Hard Ball Get]

TEDs are akin to rat's piss. I prefer Emu Export and VB to TEDs...

Dreaming.
I suppose you are a Melbourne Bitter fan

 

[PunyHumans!!!]

Ahhh, Emu Export...the choice of wife beaters across WA