Analysis Drugs in Sport

[Grizzly86]

Anyone seen the alleged hair test ladder? We're on the way back to the top....

Do we get to play off for some sort of cup? When it comes to illicit drugs, the spoon has major ramifications.

 

[western royboy]

 

[Milux]

Nothing like being that high.........



















........ on the ladder.

 

[BRAB]

I thought the Gold Coast was the party central? Got nothing on collingwood, 3/4's of the list off their rockers.

This is what I get for talking ****!

We beat Collingwood though! It feels like it's 2002!

 

[royboy2]

Bloody Hawthorn, Have to be on top of everything!

 

[Dylan12]

Is that for the 2015 or 2016 list? If it is the 2015 list, hopefully those that tested positive have been moved on.

 

[WhiteLionFeva]

Well WADA had the desired effect at Essendon then.

 

[WhiteLionFeva]

Can't be genuine, Richmond isn't ninth.

 

[BRAB]

No way Gold Coast is only 4.

Source: born and raised on the Gold Coast.

 

[Cousin Jed]

Actually the list is Hawks 86, Bombers 75, Pies 11 and everyone else 0. You heard it here first

 

[Big Sauce 21]

the only Ice our players use are on injuries

 

[WA Lion]

yeah that table has been doing the rounds on Twitter and Facebook for a couple of days. Highly doubt it's accuracy somehow, especially now the Collingwood number has been widely discredited

 

[western royboy]

No way Gold Coast is only 4.

Source: born and raised on the Gold Coast.

Last year with Karmy Hunt they'd be top

 

[Eons]

North players are so old they wouldn't know what illicit drugs are.

 

[dlanod]

North players are so old they wouldn't know what illicit drugs are.

They just have a Bex and a lie down, but the hair tests can pick that up.

 

[carnthemlions]

yeah that table has been doing the rounds on Twitter and Facebook for a couple of days. Highly doubt it's accuracy somehow, especially now the Collingwood number has been widely discredited

Even then, you'd have to wonder how many players are being tested, when and how often.

 

[WA Lion]

Even then, you'd have to wonder how many players are being tested, when and how often.

very true, you would have to imagine there are a number of variables which make direct comparisons between clubs inaccurate

 

[WhiteLionFeva]

Players without hair are at a distinct advantage.

 

[Ironmonger]

Players without hair are at a distinct advantage.

I'm sure they can find some somewhere.

 

[Hollow Knight]

Yeah it's pretty much confirmed now that the Collingwood number isn't 11. That list is bunk.

 

[Toffee Lion]

How the hell could HALF of the Hawks list be doing drugs?

Considering a LOT of there team is on the older side, I just couldn't fathom it.

Then on the other spectrum, only 3 at North? Do they recruit from the local church?

Worst rumour-mill material I've ever seen.

 

[Lionheart182]

Where did that list even come from? Some bloke with his iPhone?

 

[Toffee Lion]

Where did that list even come from? Some bloke with his iPhone?

Sounds like Robbo's source.

 

[Skoob]

1. I find it funny that people think 30 is old and a 30 year old is unlikely to partake in drugs.
2. That screen shot is of a text message from the originating phone, ie whoever took the screenshot, typed the list themselves. If it were a leaked list, surely it would be from someone who received the message, not sent it.
3. Anyone could type a message into their phone and screencap it.
4. 
5. Can't believe anyone would give this any credence.

 

[dlanod]

I believe that! It just means that they chopped up Heppell's hair and sent it in for every player multiple times.