Drunk work stories

[carloss]

Around Christmas time, i was stacking shelves at Woolies and decided for my lunch break I would have a few celebratory Wild Turkey and Coke premixes in the car.

Little tipsy coming back in but that's about it.

Damn, never thought to do that.

 

[Carl Hooper]

never drank at work but I smoked basically every morning during my apprenticeship... and when i got my own van i had a setup in my work car lmaoo little peace pipe got me through

smoked a bit of shard a few times at work with a tradesman... he was so paranoid tho so he kinda killed it for myself. I enjoyed it.. I got heaps of work done, only problem was the excessive sweating haha


can't really remember drinking at work.. only after... at the skimpys....

 

[PoppedCorn]

Damn, never thought to do that.

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Cant say when or how but you should taste that stuff straight out of a can filler, ice ice cold

 

[The Daicos]

How about having a big night out with work colleagues? I bet a few people have dreaded going back to work after making pickles out of themselves.

 

[ash_1050]

I've told this story before on here but I'll tell it again. Went out for work drinks with colleagues the night before I was due to work my part time job as a bartender at the 2010 AFL Grand Final. We went out and got absolutely blind, to the point we went to a strip club at 4:30 in the morning where I bumped into an equally drunk Spida Everett of all people. Fast forward to me stumbling into the 'G at 8am still mostly drunk and being assigned to work in the Melbourne coterie room which had a number of guest speakers. 9am rolls around, I'm feeling a bit better after a quick tactical munt and have a spare moment to check the speakers list for the room. John Ralph, Shane Crawford and of course Spida Everett who was scheduled to talk at 10:30am.

Straight away I knew that probably wasn't going to happen and bet the other bartender $20 that Spida wouldn't show. Sure enough 10:30 rolls around and there is an apology issued on behalf of Spida that he regretfully was unable to make the day due to unforseen circumstances. Turns out he got super drunk and decided to sleep it off in his van which was parked in the MCG car park and still had the keys in the ignition. That's a big no, no and given the day there was a lot of police around, one of whom happened to Spida spot sleeping off his t***ies hangover. Needless to say he didn't make it into the 'G for the big day. I never did get my $20.

 

[HairyO]

How about having a big night out with work colleagues? I bet a few people have dreaded going back to work after making pickles out of themselves.

Depends on the group and where everyone ranks in the pecking order. And how badly you hit on the hot chick who has a boyfriend.

 

[M Malice]

Not long after I left school back in the late 1970s I worked in the central mail exchange for Australia Post, spent many long lunches at one the numerous pubs in the vicinity and went back to fill in time full as a state school hat rack until I had to bundy off. The good thing was the supervisors were just as guilty as we were so there were never any serious consequences, your tax payer money at work.

 

[Borussia Teeth]

Has Ross Lyon posted here yet?

 

[Gough]

Has Ross Lyon posted here yet?

Bomber Thompson might have a tale or two as well.

 

[Borussia Teeth]

Bomber Thompson might have a tale or two as well.

Sure, but I don't think alcohol is Bomber's poison though...