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I'v never been drunk at work myself but I've had a few students show up drunk, hungover or stoned.
And that is just the primary school kids.
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I'v never been drunk at work myself but I've had a few students show up drunk, hungover or stoned.
And that is just the primary school kids.
I had waaaaay too much cake one night and woke up the next day three times more gone than when Id fallen asleep (and I was pretty bad then).
I was a rep going business to business cold calling at the time and figured 'what the hell?'
I pretty much spent the day stumbling into shops and offices where I would mumble incoherent s**t at whoever had the misfortune to be behind recerption for a while then apologize and walk out.
If dope cake didn't taste like satans cum then it was not strong enough in our book.Was that that mull cake? One of my old housemates grew her own dope plants and made up some mull muffins, we ate one each one night and ended up so stoned we could barely speak, I was still pretty stoned the next day too.
A bloke I used to work with back then bragged about how hard he partied on the weekends taking drugs so I told him about these mull muffins. He asked me to bring one into work where he would eat it at work, I told him there was no way he could handle working after eating one of these, we were working as insurance brokers where you had to take a lot of calls from clients and underwriters but he was like "challenge accepted".
So I brought one into work and he ate it, by midday he came over to my office and said "f*** you're right, they're really strong", I thought he would've had to go home but he still managed to work the rest of the day taking phone calls and being relatively normal. The only thing that gave him away was that he was laughing a lot more than usual and our office was about as much fun as a funeral parlour where laughing was out of the ordinary.
We also joked about bringing these mull muffins in for morning tea, they actually tasted like regular muffins so people would have been none the wiser.
If dope cake didn't taste like satans cum then it was not strong enough in our book.
We used to make the butter so black that just the smell would have you gagging.
Eating it was a matter of rolling it into pills and holding your nose while you necked them.
Of course that was decades ago and is definitely the uncivilized way of going about things.
In recent years I just put a few grams of prevaped bud into pure melted chocolate 1000 × better tastewise with the same effect.
Yeah...I think weed is one of the most overrated things in life and the vibe is totally different to the actual experience. This is best summed up by the cringeworthy remark of 'smoke a joint man, calm down.' If I smoke a joint I'll end up thinking the tram is a truck, the cops will do a search of said tram, and I'll end up frozen in the middle of a street and then get home and proceed to worry about my heart rate. It's basically just a few hours of feeling really anxious and up tight and a bit weird.
Even when I've had fun smoking it, usually when I was a teenager, we'd do usual dumb stuff like walk to the service station the farthest away to eat ice cream with a Kitkat as a spoon, but in the end I'd think there were people hiding behind signs or wake up from a mini sleep and have no idea whose room it was, have no ability to recognise my friend's faces, and genuinely think I'd been abducted.
The idea of this being turned up into paralysis, and then being in this state for like 12 hours is so dumb you'd only ever do it for the story until you remember the story has been told before and it's boring.
As for rocking up to a class in a poor shape, well that doesn't count. I wouldn't respect any student who didn't go to a class in last night's clothes or quite clearly stinking of a beer garden. I used to think I was the coolest campaigner out when I did it like I was some rock star playing Dallas after partying until 4 in LA the night before, but it's not that cool at all.
Yeah...
Dont smoke weed my friend, its not for you.
Seriously and please, please, please do not take offense and its most likely not the case but what you are describing CAN be a warning sign that you MAY have a predisposition towards schizophrenia.
Yeah it just isn't for me, the bouts of that aren't worth it.Yeah...
Dont smoke weed my friend, its not for you.
Seriously and please, please, please do not take offense and its most likely not the case but what you are describing CAN be a warning sign that you MAY have a predisposition towards schizophrenia.
I think weed is one of the most overrated things in life and the vibe is totally different to the actual experience. This is best summed up by the cringeworthy remark of 'smoke a joint man, calm down.' If I smoke a joint I'll end up thinking the tram is a truck, the cops will do a search of said tram, and I'll end up frozen in the middle of a street and then get home and proceed to worry about my heart rate. It's basically just a few hours of feeling really anxious and up tight and a bit weird.
Even when I've had fun smoking it, usually when I was a teenager, we'd do usual dumb stuff like walk to the service station the farthest away to eat ice cream with a Kitkat as a spoon, but in the end I'd think there were people hiding behind signs or wake up from a mini sleep and have no idea whose room it was, have no ability to recognise my friend's faces, and genuinely think I'd been abducted.
The idea of this being turned up into paralysis, and then being in this state for like 12 hours is so dumb you'd only ever do it for the story until you remember the story has been told before and it's boring.
As for rocking up to a class in a poor shape, well that doesn't count. I wouldn't respect any student who didn't go to a class in last night's clothes or quite clearly stinking of a beer garden. I used to think I was the coolest campaigner out when I did it like I was some rock star playing Dallas after partying until 4 in LA the night before, but it's not that cool at all.
I wouldn't lose sleep over it.Yeah it just isn't for me, the bouts of that aren't worth it.
You got me paranoid now though but considering I smoke it twice a year so, I think I'll be fine. If it was that easy to flicker it would have happened the first time or so.
I moved out of home when I was 18... my mates are all only now moving out.Stop living with your parents.
I moved out of home when I was 18... my mates are all only now moving out.
There was a prep at the school my mum worked at in the 90s who was going to sleep after lunch and wouldn't wake up easy, then be all disoriented.That was just the preps.
There's some real dark humour in that.There was a prep at the school my mum worked at in the 90s who was going to sleep after lunch and wouldn't wake up easy, then be all disoriented.
They worked out this girl was making her own lunch and thought the west coast cooler was cordial, was bringing a drink bottle of booze to class and knocking it down every day, only happened two or three times before they worked it out I think
There was a prep at the school my mum worked at in the 90s who was going to sleep after lunch and wouldn't wake up easy, then be all disoriented.
They worked out this girl was making her own lunch and thought the west coast cooler was cordial, was bringing a drink bottle of booze to class and knocking it down every day, only happened two or three times before they worked it out I think
Which one did you work at?
I knocked around with a couple of lads who worked at the Dulwich one.
I used to call in if they were working late and we were going out afterwards and we'd all huff the nitrous oxide canisters that they used for spraying the cream onto deserts.pizza hut was great fun. I moved to eden hills from parafield and PH was a great opportunity to make friends in the area.
loads of gorgeous girls as well including a 17yo Emma Hack who has gone on to be a successful artist in SA.
You can never be too stoned.I wouldn't lose sleep over it.
Weed can certainly make anyone paranoid, particularly if you only smoke it rarely and haven't smoked like a chimney in years gone by.
Lots of people peak over cops when they are stoned.
This is silly- cops dont care if you're stoned.
Edit* By the way, never ever ever ever eat it!
Imagine the most smashed you have ever been, times it by ten then consider that the just the starting point on a thirty six hour ride where you keep getting more and more stoned.