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Drunken Mistakes

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The Reaper said:
I know a bloke who has actually plowed one of his mates mothers.

Whilst he was living with them after leaving his own house.
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Know a guy who walked into his mates old ladies room and flopped it out on her face when she was sleeping. She woke up and sucked him off.

Lovely folk from the pines.
 
Dazb86 said:
Know a guy who walked into his mates old ladies room and flopped it out on her face when she was sleeping. She woke up and sucked him off.

Lovely folk from the pines.
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Does this guy you know work in the pr0n industry?
 

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stralia said:
Drunk as **** at a mates going away party I hooked up with this equally drunk as **** random (5/10). She kept going on about how she gives great blowjobs so we walk to her place which was just around the corner. So fast forward and I'm standing on the bed getting blow'd and it's okay but not great when all of a sudden she starts going the deep throat and, bam, power spews all over me and the bed... The real ****** up part is we just threw a blanket over it and finished up.

Chartreuse green shots. Never again.
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Why were you standing on the bed?
 
thekelvin said:
Lol! Why would that be a mistake or something you're ashamed of?
I'm always really turned on by girls I can't stand. I think you should have gone for the **** to be honest.
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Good old hate sex!

But can you tell us more about what you don't like about her?
 
WeetBixKid said:
I had a girl from Chile that would had to have been at least 90 kilos. She stunk and her pubis was raw and red from a horrible shaving job. She kept farting and or queefing at me, it must have happened at least 5 times.
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Oh my lord.

This is the craziest thing i've read on this site.

Hand said:
Tasty as a c*nt pubis.
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Eew :thumbsdown:
 
Was at a function, was very drunk, everyone was - There was a couple who I've known for a bit and the missus is smokin' hot and her boyfriend is also hot... I totally told them that I would sleep with them both if they were into that sort of thing... They politely declined...

I forgot about it completely until a couple of days later when it suddenly flashed back into my memory and I cringed hard - Not so much a drunken mistake, but certainly a drunken 'I wish I didn't say that' moment....
 
Lenny29 said:
I drove home - ten minutes max - absolutely blind once. Woke up the next day feeling as bad as ive ever felt and genuinely couldnt let it go for three months. Horrible yet deserved.
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Done it twice in my life as well. :thumbsdown: One of them was all the way from Sydney to Penrith and even had to pull over on the side of the M4 to have a chuck. The other was after the bells on New Year's at 2-3am coming home from Penrith RSL, had to cover 1 eye to see.
 

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radiojake said:
Was at a function, was very drunk, everyone was - There was a couple who I've known for a bit and the missus is smokin' hot and her boyfriend is also hot... I totally told them that I would sleep with them both if they were into that sort of thing... They politely declined...

I forgot about it completely until a couple of days later when it suddenly flashed back into my memory and I cringed hard - Not so much a drunken mistake, but certainly a drunken 'I wish I didn't say that' moment....
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Oh you poor thing that is really really bad :D

I haven't done exactly that but i totally empathise with the deep cringe you would have felt. I have said so many embarassing things when i've been drunk, that i would never in a million years say sober. :oops:
 
tobsdad said:
Got Married

:eek:
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Did end up engaged to a chick I hooked up with when drunk once. Realised that the whole relationship was built around drinking, recreational drugs and sex, so thankfully didn't tie the knot, but did spend 3 years with her.

One night stands with housemates, a former best mates sister, a girlfriends sister (she was actually a better root than the girlfriend).

Anything that happened in my life between 1995-2002. Spent most of that time drinking between 20-30 pots a day. Looking back how I actually managed to hold down a job is quite unbelievable.
 

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radiojake said:
Was at a function, was very drunk, everyone was - There was a couple who I've known for a bit and the missus is smokin' hot and her boyfriend is also hot... I totally told them that I would sleep with them both if they were into that sort of thing... They politely declined...

I forgot about it completely until a couple of days later when it suddenly flashed back into my memory and I cringed hard - Not so much a drunken mistake, but certainly a drunken 'I wish I didn't say that' moment....
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I've found the difference between a gay and a straight bloke is sometimes just a few drink or a pill.
 
Quivorir said:
Theres your problem man, don't ask, just tell them.
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Hahaha. It was my best friend at the time and I was destroyed. She was wearing a dress that looked very similar to one she had, and in my intoxicated state, I thought it was the same one. And then I asked. There's more to it which I cbf getting into, but she didn't talk to me for the good part of a year.
 
Gough said:
I've found the difference between a gay and a straight bloke is sometimes just a few drink or a pill.
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Yeah no doubt - I've made out with guys a couple of times in different party/out on the town situations, but never done anything more... I'm certainly not opposed to the idea of making out with hot dudes...

However I wouldn't want to try to claim that I'm gay or even bi because I'm not sure it would be right for an otherwise predominantly straight dude to claim such an identity....


nicky said:
Oh you poor thing that is really really bad :D

I haven't done exactly that but i totally empathise with the deep cringe you would have felt. I have said so many embarassing things when i've been drunk, that i would never in a million years say sober. :oops:
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Yeah luckily they didn't seem to mind or worry about it as next time I saw them there was no awkwardness and nothing was said... just carried on as normal... :thumbsu:
 

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