Drunken new year!

[BrewSmackerVeiny]

Drunken new year predictions for 2014.


We will go 11-0

 

[VelvetSledge]

I'm sober, but I'll pretend I'm drunk.

No-one will mention the word "investigation" during our Round 1 telecast

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

Essendon to get the all clear from Salada and go on to win flag 17#.

 

[Zach Package]

I'm sober, but I'll pretend I'm drunk.

No-one will mention the word "investigation" during our Round 1 telecast

Even though the outcome of said investigation will be good news...bad call, unfortunately.

 

[zessin]

Lolz guys, I'm not an Essendon supporter.

 

[Zach Package]

Essendon supporters will stop showing support for the man who almost destroyed the club.

piss off

 

[Kong]

Essendon supporters will stop showing support for the man who almost destroyed the club.

Wouldn't have thought we were ever behind Vlad.

 

[Doss]

I predict that spuds will continue to spud and that their aliases will be easy to spot.

 

[DonsRule]

I predict that spuds will continue to spud and that their aliases will be easy to spot.

Just gives you plenty of chance to throw around your authority in a dictator like manner to anyone who tries, and hand them out a card.

 

[Jade]

I'm sober, but I'll pretend I'm drunk.

No-one will mention the word "investigation" during our Round 1 telecast

Go home mate, you're drunk.

 

[eth-dog]

25-0

 

[Bomberboy2013]

Essendon to win the flag
Watson or goddard for the brownlow
Norf to finish last
Eddie McGuire to come out of the closet and announce he is a hummer sexual

 

[Ahern2Boof]

Nathan Grima to kick a bag of five in Round 1.

Happy new year guiz!

 

[Schopp]

To almost reach the finish line on one of our most stirring come from behind victories in history only to be dampened when Hurley lands awkwardly after a marking contest with 5 seconds remaining and clutches his wrist in agony after the final siren.

Oops that was a sober prediction.

 

[RookieListed]

Johnny Rayner to play his first game only to run around the boundary before stopping 800m in because he can't find the finish line