Dustin Martin Facts

[chefmeister]

Only muppets think it is funny and creative.

 

[BrownlowDahlhaus]

Dahlhaus>Martin

 

[TOOs_Finest]

I used to think the idea of introducing a 75m arc on to AFL grounds was a stupid idea

 

[Baldur]

Dustin’s tat’s required diamond tipped needles to penetrate his skin

 

[Stronzo]

Dustin got owned by de Boer.

 

[conodie05]

Dustin Martin touched this, and there was nothing MC Hammer could do about it.

 

[7zark7]

From some footy show:

Dustins Martins neck Tatts when translated read "If you can read this I just put my hand through your chest"

 

[Gray Day]

Losers use old internet jokes and put Dustin Martin's name in place of chuck norris'.

Only muppets think it is funny and creative.

 

[dees arent rabble]

Dustin martin got owned by the demons

 

[tap_my_scott]

Dustin Martin curls up in the fetal position like a bitch when confronted by Jordie McKenzie

 

[james brayshaw]

wasted draft pick, shouldve taken fyfe at 3

 

[Gorman2Geister]

After listening to Cameron Ling on Friday night I know this is a fact:


Only Dustin Martin can look Alex Rance in the eyes.

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

He gave a huuuuuuuuge don't argue to the midwife when he popped out!

Gold

 

[Coach_Required]

Wow so much salt. Great bump.

Dustin Martin has 3 Norm Smith's and is the games best performer on Grand final day.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Michael Tuck enters the chat

 

[Coach_Required]

Michael Tuck enters the chat

Mr Tuck after being part of 7 winning grand finals agrees that Dusty's individual 3 Norm Smith record won't be beaten for a very long time.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Mr Tuck after being part of 7 winning grand finals

I’m glad we agree he’s much better than Dustbin

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

Dustin Martin is the only AFL player than can crush a coconut in his hands.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Dustin Martin is the only AFL player than can crush a coconut in his hands.

Correction, only needs one hand

 

[Pistol Night]

Dustin Martin is the only AFL player than can crush a coconut in his hands.

John Noble can kill 2 stones with 1 bird

 

[Pistol Night]

Dustin Martin is the only AFL player than can crush a coconut in his hands.

Clarry Oliver can crush an eight ball with one nostril

 

[catscratchfever]

Joel Selwood can now crush all of 13thmonds' pathetic dreams with a few words in the right ears. He barely has to lift a finger.