Rumour Dustin Martin to Retire From League Footy

[Catoggio76]

Here is how it will play out.

1 Dusty is in NZ with Daddy this week
2. Dusty Manager Ralph has hid the money in the US
3 Dusty will do what Buddy didn't and retire from footy now he has his big contract
4 Dusty will take up Pro Boxing in the US as a means to reunite with his father
5 Richmond will re take Dusty as an off line rookie recruit if boxing fails.

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[Snake_Baker]

Here is how it will play out.

1 Dusty is in NZ with Daddy this week
2. Dusty Manager Ralph has his the money in the US
3 Dusty will do what Buddy didn't and retire from footy now he has his big contract
4 Dusty will take up Pro Boxing in the US as a means to reunite with his father
5 Richmond will re take Dusty as an off line rookie recruit if boxing fails.

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The only problem with your premise is that Dusty couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

He is a pacifist.

 

[Sylvia Saint]

Richmond would have to wait three years to take him that way, and he ain't getting his money from them if he's going to America.

 

[PenfoldsFan]

Here is how it will play out.

1 Dusty is in NZ with Daddy this week
2. Dusty Manager Ralph has hid the money in the US
3 Dusty will do what Buddy didn't and retire from footy now he has his big contract
4 Dusty will take up Pro Boxing in the US as a means to reunite with his father
5 Richmond will re take Dusty as an off line rookie recruit if boxing fails.

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Oh, you heard that too.

 

[Catoggio76]

Richmond would have to wait three years to take him that way, and he ain't getting his money from them if he's going to America.

That is right. Dusty sponsors want exposure in US for him. Far more $$$ and eyes in US than southern Australia.

 

[Struggle]

That is right. Dusty sponsors want exposure in US for him. Far more $$$ and eyes in US than southern Australia.

Not when no one over there gives a * who you are

 

[Sylvia Saint]

That is right. Dusty sponsors want exposure in US for him. Far more $$$ and eyes in US than southern Australia.

They have LeBron and Curry to fawn over. Nobody would give two *s about some ameteur Aussie boxer.

 

[LanceRomance]

The only problem with your premise is that Dusty couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

He is a pacifist.

He can do those high fend offs

 

[RUNVS]

This sounds like BS guessing rather than an actual rumour.

I heard a rumour that Zach Merrett has dreams of becoming a professional tap dancer and wants out of his contract with Essendon.

 

[Jobe Watson]

OP is on the money. Big rumours that Floyd Merryweather is going to come out of retirement for an exhibition match against Dusty.

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[Dan]

Here is how it will play out.

1 Dusty is in NZ with Daddy this week
2. Dusty Manager Ralph has hid the money in the US
3 Dusty will do what Buddy didn't and retire from footy now he has his big contract
4 Dusty will take up Pro Boxing in the US as a means to reunite with his father
5 Richmond will re take Dusty as an off line rookie recruit if boxing fails.

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Get the **** outta here.

 

[CFC2010]

Can mods create a comedy thread for Catoggio76?

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Would be pretty funny if it happened.

 

[Taylor]

I think the only way a player in the AFL, on his sort of money and status, would retire suddenly is if he just recorded a positive drug test and the wording of the bargaining agreement prevents them from naming someone who isn't a current player.

So to protect the brand he pulls the pin.

 

[sprockets]

OP is on the money. Big rumours that Floyd Merryweather is going to come out of retirement for an exhibition match against Dusty.

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Old Floyd Merryweather...

 

[Magma]

spicy

 

[LanceRomance]

If this rumour is true, I will personally buy Catoggio76 a long neck of Melbourne bitter

 

[BBC1967]

Would be pretty funny if it happened.

Funnier thing to happen would be a Pies flag!!!!

 

[Aussie_boy]

Here is how it will play out.

1 Dusty is in NZ with Daddy this week
2. Dusty Manager Ralph has hid the money in the US
3 Dusty will do what Buddy didn't and retire from footy now he has his big contract
4 Dusty will take up Pro Boxing in the US as a means to reunite with his father
5 Richmond will re take Dusty as an off line rookie recruit if boxing fails.

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Surely if he retires the 'big contract' isn't honoured.

 

[bigfarter]

1. Dustin Martin, while out shopping, trips on a banana peel.
2. Dustin, furious, screams aloud: "Why are there bananas?!"
3. Brendon Gale secretly hires a criminal sect to destroy all bananas.
4. Dustin Martin never trips again, can shop unimpeded.

BOOK. MARK. IT.

 

[Aramis]

The scary thing about this is that Catoggio76 is usually right on the money.....

I laughed at him once about a rumour he made, albeit much smaller... yet he was right on the money.

The rumour he broke was Hodge out of retirement to Brisbane... days before he went. Ofcourse it absurd when he posted it... but then it happened.

This sounds absolutely ridiculous but i'm going to wait and see given the OP's track record.

 

[guruisatiger]

Here is how it will play out.

1 Dusty is in NZ with Daddy this week
2. Dusty Manager Ralph has hid the money in the US
3 Dusty will do what Buddy didn't and retire from footy now he has his big contract
4 Dusty will take up Pro Boxing in the US as a means to reunite with his father
5 Richmond will re take Dusty as an off line rookie recruit if boxing fails.

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Point 4 as a means to reunite with his father, shane is in new Zealand not america

 

[Rotayjay]

WTF. Silly thread

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Funnier thing to happen would be a Pies flag!!!!

Really? I highly doubt you'd find that "funny".

 

[BBC1967]

Really? I highly doubt you'd find that "funny".

More chance Dusty becoming a boxer!