Dwayne ' **** commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

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MC Extra Dollop

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Re: dwayne ****head russel

Judd has a free kick in the back half, signals to his teammates to slow the play up:

"HE SHOWS THE BALL TO THE CROWD!!! He's probably not really showing the ball to the crowd..."

You idiot, Dwayne...
 

BradWCE

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Re: dwayne ****head russel

"The bye might cost Carlton"

Talking about Carlton's chances of making the top 4. Yeah, because for some reason they have more byes than other teams or something, what an idiot.
 

Toshowyouwhy

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Re: dwayne ****head russel

I can't wait for the day he calls "shorts it with a splendid spear".
 

XFactor1979

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Me and a friend were talking over the last quarter rather than listen to his frivolous commentary
 

RobbyRoy

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Re: dwayne ****head russel

I love (read: hate) in the last seconds of the quarters he calls it as if the players are rushing to do something, regardless of whether they are or not. It could be on the defensive 50 with 2 seconds to go and he'll say "He's got to hurry before time runs out".

Just another to add to the endless list of terrible things he does.
 

Retzlaff

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5 mins into demons vs eagles, a ball deep in the demons fwd line.... "CHAOS SITUATION!"
 

arads

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Re: dwayne ****head russel

Just before the bounce, Derwayne issued a "It's Perth like weather, currently around 20 or 21 degrees". Errr Drain, a bit of sun does not make it Perth like weather. The forecast for today is a maximum of 15 and it did actually hit 17 earlier, but not 21. Why you make **** up!?? :confused:
 

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XFactor1979

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Re: dwayne ****head russel

Im listening to my ipod on headphones rather than watching the eagles commentary...

Sometimes I wished he was stuck back in Perth because 1. his plane got delayed, 2. planes werent invented yet :rolleyes:
 

Admiral Byng

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Re: dwayne ****head russel

"West Coast are lucky they have such a big lead"


... umm - Melbourne's skills have been shocking Dwayne, that's how they got so far behind.
 

Hellgood

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Re: dwayne ****head russel

I know all commentators like to barrack for the underdog, but it's like the Melbourne cheersquad in there!
 

premiers06

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Re: dwayne ****head russel

Calls the kill shot when the eagles are up by 7 goals with 2 mins to go
 

Higs

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Re: dwayne ****head russel

New low for Dwayne.

Kennedy with the "killshot", 2.01 left in the last WCE lead by 34.
 

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Re: dwayne ****head russel

He needs to be fired.

I need him to be fired.
 

Eskimo_Fennel

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Re: dwayne ****head russel

New low for Dwayne.

Kennedy with the "killshot", 2.01 left in the last WCE lead by 34.
Was duncing it all day, but this was the "killshot"..

That, and the countless 50m cries/begs, as Higs pointed out.
 

Arecsa

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Re: dwayne ****head russel

Just awful today with his blatant cheering for Melbourne. Also praised the crowd early in the game and then called it a terrible turnout a quarter and a half later.
 
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