Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[happy_eagle]

They might've been last out of the stadium this season but they are still in this marathon!!

WTF?

Don't Marathons end in stadiums, not start in them ?

 

[wagstaff]

Even by his dismal standards, he was awful today.

What really irked me was his constant pumping up of how bad a loss this was for Carlton and Brendan Bolton's future after seemingly every North Melbourne goal. It's almost as if he wanted to ram it into the viewer's brains that the story of the week will be 'Where are Carlton at?' and that it will be discussed endlessly by every footy media show this week.

I wanted to keep listening to the commentary because I enjoy Brereton's analysis, but Dwayne's tripe ensured the mute option won eventually.

 

[tugga]

He was especially bad yesterday.
"Wherever you're watching around the planet"

 

[010203]

At least he didn't mention Carlton needing a 'safe word' yesterday.

 

[Dixie Normous]

He was especially bad yesterday.
"Wherever you're watching around the planet"

That's my favourite. He treats every shitty twilight match like its Live Aid

 

[Hoos]

At least he didn't mention Carlton needing a 'safe word' yesterday.

The only people needing a safe word were the poor sods having to listen to him.

 

[maverick001]

“Kickable by his standards”
Says it every game, without fail.

 

[Chuckie357]

He was especially bad yesterday.
"Wherever you're watching around the planet"

There was an ad on foxtel around the start of the season which featured this line from him, obviously his tyres are being pumped up about it big time

 

[tugga]

There was an ad on foxtel around the start of the season which featured this line from him, obviously his tyres are being pumped up about it big time

He is a twat in real life too.
Was sitting in front of him on Qantas flight to Perth in business and he is the biggest figjam ever.

 

[Chuckie357]

He is a twat in real life too.
Was sitting in front of him on Qantas flight to Perth in business and he is the biggest figjam ever.

Needs more explanation please

 

[tugga]

Needs more explanation please

Just basically told the flight attendant to bugger off because he was researching and memorising players' numbers for his call. She was only taking his lunch order. Just unnecesary. Just say "no thanks I'm fine thank you".

 

[Dixie Normous]

Just basically told the flight attendant to bugger off because he was researching and memorising players' numbers for his call. She was only taking his lunch order. Just unnecesary. Just say "no thanks I'm fine thank you".

I wish I was sitting next to him when this happened. I would have started farting like crazy to try and make him sick.

 

[Beerfish]

Should have yelled out one of his classics in response.

WHOAH FROM FIVE DEEP
THAT COULD BE THE FIRESTARTER
MAKES IT SOMEONE ELSE'S PROBLEM
OH BABY DROWN THAT HOSTIE IN YOUR HONEY DERWAYNO

Hmm maybe not the last one.

 

[Starburns_]

McKay snaps from 40m out and absolutely shanks it toward the boundary.

Dwayne: IT'S BENDING!!!

Ball goes out on the full around 20m around from the behind post.

 

[tugga]

"Sloane, he picked a pocket and stole his lunch money - goal!"

Go * off.

 

[Private Hudson]

"Sloane, he picked a pocket and stole his lunch money - goal!"

Go **** off.

Was actually looking forward to watching the Showdown andddddd he’s ruined it.

 

[tugga]

Was actually looking forward to watching the Showdown andddddd he’s ruined it.

Totally agree.
I have been looking forward to it for hours.
Now I can't even watch it.

 

[Oscarman]

He blasts it

 

[Private Hudson]

This is possibly the worst he’s ever been. Completely insufferable tonight .

 

[TRP1996]

I'm still trying to work out ''you don't buy your bananas green when you're playing on Powell-Pepper''.

 

[Mentallo]

"Sloane, he picked a pocket and stole his lunch money - goal!"

Go **** off.

I tuned in at this very moment in the first qtr and changed the channel straight back to 503 and haven't switched it back since.

 

[tugga]

I tuned in at this very moment in the first qtr and changed the channel straight back to 503 and haven't switched it back since.

I *en hate him

 

[damochandler]

If he stopped cheerleading he wouldn’t get slammed so much

 

[brucetiki]

Der-Wayne doesn't normally do the Saturday night game, yet they give him a Showdown.

WTF Fox.

 

[freddy mercury]

" Chaos Ball "