Dwayne ' **** commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

Cold Sober

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Just dropped in, noticed this thread started in 2011.
We've had men on the moon, Donald Trump become President, Footascray win a flag and women rule the world, yet 'Mr HAS TO BE GOAL OF THE YEAR' is something that is up there with, HOW THE ****.
 

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Chubberson

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Yeah he ruined the showdown for me too. It's like he can't modulate the tone of his own voice with his malfunctioning middle aged white cis male voice box. It kinda reminds me of someone getting excited about absolutely nothing (for context). I hope a fellow cast member urinates on him whilst on air, that would be worth watching.
 

Lensen

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pleasingly he is calling the pies game Saturday arvo and then heading to etihad to call the bombers Saturday night
 

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deanc

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It’s only the 800th time he’s referred to players ‘parting the seas’. I heard him use it in a game in 2007 the other week.
As annoying as he is I now look forward to the increasing amount of gaffs he makes, specifically when he tries to predict certain plays which he tends to do a lot: "GEE, THE SAINTS ARE OUT HERE!", shortly followed by an intercept, inside handball and kick to Miochek who marks the ball on a lead 20m out dead in front...
 
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Ed_Gein

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I remember the day Jude Bolton called it quits and was going to retire. I thought, yeah, nice career and all buddy but thank **** I don't have to hear Derrwayne pull out the "Looks like Jane, plays like Tarzan" line everytime you went near the ball.
 

Chuckie357

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WOW! Should be sacked immediately for incompetence during the Melbourne GwS game “ball touched by the brother of the bow north Melbourne coach”

Correct me if I’m wrong but aren’t Heath and Rhyce Shaw cousins?
 

IKnowtheDog

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WOW! Should be sacked immediately for incompetence during the Melbourne GwS game “ball touched by the brother of the bow north Melbourne coach”

Correct me if I’m wrong but aren’t Heath and Rhyce Shaw cousins?
Heath & Ryce are brothers. Sons of Ray
 
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