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Are you sure? I once thought they were brothers when he left Collingwood but I’m sure I heard that they were cousins?
Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d
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They’re brothers, mate.
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Righto, I’m happy to admit I’m wrong but ONLY if it’s referred to as me having a ‘Derwayne Moment’?
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Take it as read.
Chaos post Chuckie !
That was some ELECTRIC posting guys. Im drenched in sweat, and honey.....
At the beginning of the third in the Dees vs Giants game today, he did drop the classic "happy to have your company wherever you are around the planet".
* you Dwayne. Every single game he says it.
* you Dwayne. Every single game he says it.
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He should have been happy if the game had any viewers left to that point though. Awful to watch.
The Port Adelaide players know where the goals are here!
Which makes me think the Saints players walked on to the ground and were like “Where the * are the goals? Anyone seen them?”
Which makes me think the Saints players walked on to the ground and were like “Where the * are the goals? Anyone seen them?”
Who the * let this flog loose in China? In the ten minutes I've been watching (avoiding the Carlton game) he's managed to squeeze in (out of context) "almost became the great brawl of China" and "they do say to recommend the duck when you're in China". Go and get ****ed.
Look on the bright side, at least him being in China meant he only commentated one game this round instead of his usual two.
"If you've joined us late, Carlton sacked their coach on Monday!"
"... And the caretaker David Teague will be trying to get them bolted-on to his new game plan".
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Dwayne ‘ Dance Step’ Russell
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He really is a ******* flog
With credit to ODN on the blues board - you can just see him squeezing in winning fa-teague sometime before the end of the year.
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Carlton v Brisbane today, 2nd quarter 19:25 left.
"Caught. Too slow. Tried to buy himself some time but wrote too big a cheque"
"Caught. Too slow. Tried to buy himself some time but wrote too big a cheque"
WTF does that even mean???
Cleavy
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Hitchcock spoke of fridge logic - a plot hole in a film that you don't notice until you get home because you were so caught up in the movie.
Dwayne has couch logic.
Dwayne has couch logic.
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Carlton v Brisbane today, 2nd quarter 19:25 left.
"Caught. Too slow. Tried to buy himself some time but wrote too big a cheque"
It doesn't even make sense. If he wrote too big a cheque, wouldn't he have had MORE time? If he was caught because he was too slow, he obviously didn't make the cheque out for enough $$$
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After the game on Saturday he referred to Carlton being a FRANCHISE.
This idiots Americanisms have gone so far he has lost complete understanding of Aussie Rules.
Calling an Australian Football Club a franchise is ******* embarrassing.
What an absolute plonker
This idiots Americanisms have gone so far he has lost complete understanding of Aussie Rules.
Calling an Australian Football Club a franchise is ******* embarrassing.
What an absolute plonker
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Someone needs to tell Dwayne
