dwayne ****head russel

[Flawed Genius]

Bet you he's read this thread and is trying to drink all you ****s that keep abusing him to death

No updates from 3GM in a bit, he might've claimed his first victim.

 

[Higs]

prediction: first goal after half time to Richmond = THAT COULD BE THE FIRESTARTER

Melbourne get a few = IT'S AN ANNIHILATION!!

either way, the Rich/Melb crowd will be getting a bit restless

 

[Drummond]

prediction: first goal after half time to Richmond = THAT COULD BE THE FIRESTARTER

Melbourne get a few = IT'S AN ANNIHILATION!!

either way, the Rich/Melb crowd will be getting a bit restless

Wow, Dwayne went for, "That could be a momentum changer."

Disappointing.

I was so expecting a 'from little things big things can grow' too.

 

[footycool]

Tigers score, 'THAT COULD BE THE FIRESTARTER"

ffs

 

[Drummond]

"THAT COULD BE THE FIRESTARTER!!!"

There she is!!

 

[Ry009]

Thread of the year.

 

[Fernando2Gibbs]

"Gives it some sky" wait wut?

 

[Fernando2Gibbs]

"Thinks about the short" 10 minutes of listening to this guy has driven me crazy

 

[desie]

"THAT COULD BE THE FIRESTARTER!!!"

There she is!!

Literally the first words I heard when I turned on the tele, knew this thread would have it covered.

He just said "thinks about the short".

I think that's a new low.

 

[footycool]

"Runs into a roadblock"

New one

 

[Drummond]

"Unbelievably good!!"

Too funny this bloke.

 

[JOELY]

He just said "on the buzzer"

seriously, **** this bloke off please.

 

[smithy_9]

Dwaynes favourite song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw

 

[half_back_flank]

"Runs into a roadblock"

New one

Nah, that's an old favourite.

 

[Toshowyouwhy]

"Splendid" got flogged by the big fella today.

Any long kick is now a "pump", any punch is now a "thump". Sticking with the trend, Dwayne Russel is a "lump" of shit.

 

[Max zero]

"There are only one or two games like this a year!"

You mean teams scoring goals from stupid Richmond errors? Been seeing that all year.

 

[The Speaker]

Thread of the year.

Not enough emphasis.

 

[Drummond]

"Gives him an out". He's loving this one lately, when the umpire apparently blows his whistle early to avoid HTB.

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

"The long wait for Melbourne fans is over"

WTF? They beat Richmond and have snuck in to the 8. He made it sound like they've won the flag.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

nut rtcommended. at lesdt there was no hundress and thoisansd today

 

[Toshowyouwhy]

nut rtcommended. at lesdt there was no hundress and thoisansd today

Haha he's pissed as a chook!!! Spectacular!!!!!

 

[The Speaker]

nut rtcommended. at lesdt there was no hundress and thoisansd today

That is crazy good!!!!!

 

[Mentallo]

Sounds like it was a good arvo to go and watch some local footy, and with my Blues playing tomorrow I might be lucky to have a Deeerrrwayne free weekend.

 

[Righteo]

Literally the first words I heard when I turned on the tele, knew this thread would have it covered.

He just said "thinks about the short".

I think that's a new low.

OMFG did he actually say that?

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

Aside from all the ridiculous catch phrases, why does Dwayne insist on calling an entire game like it's the men's 100m Olympic final?

Imagine if Dwayne was actually commentating a game where something truly "AMAZING!!!!!" occurred? I'd hate to think what would have happened if he'd been behind the mic when Leo Barry took that GF mark... He probably would've spontaneously combusted (THAT'LL BE THE FIRESTARTER!!!!!!!!).