dwayne ****head russel

[footycool]

"The old firm"

 

[smithy_9]

"makes it somebody else's problem"

 

[Pumbi]

Nice kick from Vince from the pocket. Or should I say...

SPECTACULAR.

 

[desie]

Nice kick from Vince from the pocket. Or should I say...

SPECTACULAR.

Not even Dwayne could justify a firestarter under the curcumstances.

Spectacular! was the best he could do.

 

[footycool]

"Vince bursts in to Sloane"
fuuuuu

 

[Lensen]

"Bursts it to Sloane"

WTF does bursts it mean?

 

[Buzzasto DaSilva]

My favourite today was "Thinks about the Short".

 

[Flawed Genius]

Wasn't impressive today, Dwayno. Definitely not enough shorting.

 

[Skoob]

Wasn't impressive today, Dwayno. Definitely not enough shorting.

Heard Quartermaine yesterday with a bit of "shorts it" action.
Dwayne's work here is done. Onto the next commentary bastardisation.

 

[Mentallo]

At least I managed a Deeerrrrwayne free weekend.

 

[Toshowyouwhy]

So glad he wasn't calling the Eagles game, Naita's mark would have given him a heart attack.

"BRING OUT THE HUNDREDS AND THOUSANDS FROM THE PAINT, IT'S BUZZER TIME!!!!!!"

 

[Dogs Rule]

Third mention of Dangerfield's Moggs Creek heritage.

The worst part about all the personal background/nickname origins/locker room stories he comes up with is that he thinks we actually care.

 

[Johnson#26]

lol good old Wikipedia's been playing some tricks with Dwayne: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dwayne_Russell&action=history

I actually...enjoyed his commentary on Ch9 circa 02/03 with Dermott on a Sunday. Then again, I don't have Foxtel, soo...

 

[Supermercado]

I forgot he called the basketball. Was enough to stop me from watching but I can imagine it would have been HORRIFIC.

 

[Heeney2Franklin]

IF i hear another "this could be the firestarter" while xxxx team is down by 10 goals...

Even worse line is when the away side gets a free kick, the camera pans to the croud " the natives are restless" disgraceful.

 

[Bond.ShaneBond]

Out of 541 posts, I counted 4 that were pro-Russell.

HE NEEDS A FIRESTARTER BEOFRE POST 550!

 

[Gee Dubya]

 

[footycool]

I'm gearing up for some more Derrwaynee action in the Freo/Gold Coast match..

 

[desie]

Today's Firestarter Bingo:

6.32 remaining in the third term.

 

[Supermercado]

I'd like to see him troll us by saying that could be the Fire............................ and then dropping another random word in.

Truck, lighter, place. Take your choice. I know you're reading this Dwayne, do the right thing.

P.S - Somebody do a Prodigy/Dwayne Firestarter mash-up. No doubt you will have a top 40 single from it.

 

[The Speaker]

I'm gearing up for some more Derrwaynee action in the Freo/Gold Coast match..

Matty Campbell says no.

 

[Kram]

Matty Campbell says no.

Pitty that tosser Tony Shaw is with him.

 

[NSWCROW]

Great news for Crows fans.
More smugness and snide bullshit tonight

 

[Skoob]

Matty Campbell is soooo bad. Haven't heard Dwayne for a couple of weeks now and with Matty filling the seat I am actually missing Dwayne. Matty is dumber than Dwayne but doesn't have any catch phrases.

 

[Buzzasto DaSilva]

You are missing Dwayne Russell?