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Anthony Hudson was having a new house built. Since the commentators were passing by, they decided to have a look at the progress.
Dwayne Russell was impressed. “It's already half finished, half completed. FROM LITTLE THINGS, BIG THINGS GROW!” he yelled.
"I just love the way they go about it," said Luke Darcy.

One of the painters accidentally tripped over a bucket of paint, knocking it over.
“GIVES IT SOME SHOE!” shouted Dwayne Russell. “FROM THE PAINT!”
“That's a disgrace!” complained Stephen Quartermain. “He should never paint houses again! That is unforgivable!”
“That's a bit harsh, isn't it?” asked Bruce McAvaney. “It was an accident, wasn't it? All he did was knock over a bucket of paint, didn't he?”

Then an electrician made a mistake and caused a short circuit.
“Shorts it,” said Dwayne Russell. “HORRENDOUS! This could be the FIRE-STARTER!” he yelled. “It could BRING THE HOUSE DOWN!”
Luckily a fire didn't break out, but the electrician was left reeling from the shock.
“He'll learn from that,” said Danny Frawley. "He's just got to be better than that."
Andy Maher shouted to the electrician, “How do you feel? What did that feel like? Describe the feeling. How did that feel?”
Paul Roos rushed onto the construction site to make sure the electrician was okay, but the construction manager ordered him off, as only authorised persons were allowed on the site.
“Paul Roos! He is a GODSEND! He goes where ANGELS FEAR TO TREAD!” screamed Dwayne Russell.

When the house was finished, Anthony Hudson invited them over for a house-warming party and asked them what they thought.
“It's CRAZY GOOD!” screamed Dwayne Russell. “NOT IN MY WILDEST DREAMS did I think it could turn out like this!!! Now break out the hundreds and thousands, IT'S PARTY TIME!”
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That's AS GOOD AS IT GETS!

Except you forgot the bit about Andy Maher not being invited to the party :thumbsu:
 
Those said:
Anthony Hudson was having a new house built. Since the commentators were passing by, they decided to have a look at the progress.
Dwayne Russell was impressed. “It's already half finished, half completed. FROM LITTLE THINGS, BIG THINGS GROW!” he yelled.
"I just love the way they go about it," said Luke Darcy.

One of the painters accidentally tripped over a bucket of paint, knocking it over.
“GIVES IT SOME SHOE!” shouted Dwayne Russell. “FROM THE PAINT!”
“That's a disgrace!” complained Stephen Quartermain. “He should never paint houses again! That is unforgivable!”
“That's a bit harsh, isn't it?” asked Bruce McAvaney. “It was an accident, wasn't it? All he did was knock over a bucket of paint, didn't he?”

Then an electrician made a mistake and caused a short circuit.
“Shorts it,” said Dwayne Russell. “HORRENDOUS! This could be the FIRE-STARTER!” he yelled. “It could BRING THE HOUSE DOWN!”
Luckily a fire didn't break out, but the electrician was left reeling from the shock.
“He'll learn from that,” said Danny Frawley. "He's just got to be better than that."
Andy Maher shouted to the electrician, “How do you feel? What did that feel like? Describe the feeling. How did that feel?”
Paul Roos rushed onto the construction site to make sure the electrician was okay, but the construction manager ordered him off, as only authorised persons were allowed on the site.
“Paul Roos! He is a GODSEND! He goes where ANGELS FEAR TO TREAD!” screamed Dwayne Russell.

When the house was finished, Anthony Hudson invited them over for a house-warming party and asked them what they thought.
“It's CRAZY GOOD!” screamed Dwayne Russell. “NOT IN MY WILDEST DREAMS did I think it could turn out like this!!! Now break out the hundreds and thousands, IT'S PARTY TIME!”
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There's only one or two posts like this a decade. :thumbsu:
 
apollo_creed said:
There's only one or two posts like this a decade. :thumbsu:
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Given the join date and seamless Dwayneisms, Dwayne ****head Russell may now be doing more than just reading this thread...

Although that can't be possible, as the username 'Those' is far too austere for Dwayne. I'm sure he would choose something a little more hysterical, like 'BigFooty? YOU BET IT'S BIG!!!!!!!!' or 'THE CRAZY GOOD, THE HORRENDOUS AND THE UGLY!!!1111!!'
 

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Sharks On A Plane said:
Given the join date and seamless Dwayneisms, Dwayne ****head Russell may now be doing more than just reading this thread...

Although that can't be possible, as the username 'Those' is far too austere for Dwayne. I'm sure he would choose something a little more hysterical, like 'BigFooty? YOU BET IT'S BIG!!!!!!!!' or 'THE CRAZY GOOD, THE HORRENDOUS AND THE UGLY!!!1111!!'
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isn't he on radio at that time?

posting and talking on the radio at the same time?

that's crazy good!
 
Can someone commentate as Dwayne over this?

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Those said:
One of the painters accidentally tripped over a bucket of paint, knocking it over.
“GIVES IT SOME SHOE!” shouted Dwayne Russell. “FROM THE PAINT!”
“That's a disgrace!” complained Stephen Quartermain. “He should never paint houses again! That is unforgivable!”
“That's a bit harsh, isn't it?” asked Bruce McAvaney. “It was an accident, wasn't it? All he did was knock over a bucket of paint didn't he?"
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"Aww, no doubt" said Tony Shaw.

"He's gunna be a ten year painter this kid."
 
Greatest LOL on the weekend was when Riewoldt was lining up from 50, only to kick it into the man on the mark. The ball fortuitously bounces into the arms of Gamble who snaps truly.

Up pipes Dwayne 'The Brain' Russell...

"IT'S ALL PART OF THE PLAN!" :D

No Dwayne, it was a shizen kick and they were lucky to get a goal. Do you seriously believe this is the Saints new gameplan, you wank? Act your age! :cool:

Another classic not many have mentioned...

"THAT COULD BE THE SHOT IN THE ARM!" :thumbsu:
 
Who would win an exaggerating contest between Dwayne-o and Carro? Can we organise some sort of Exaggeration Olympics with radio, TV and print disciplines?

First one to hyperventilate wins
 

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http://www.theage.com.au/afl/blogs/white-or-wrong/commentators-who-makes-the-cut-who-gets-the-axe-20110718-1hkp3.html

Check out this article, regarding commentators in the AFL for next season. A great read, and a fitting reference to our man Derwayne.

I've never been a fan of Dwayne Russell but Foxtel's expanded broadcast schedule next year would seem likely to give him a bigger role rather than a smaller one. I personally can't wait for more of the hyper-ventilating excitement as a team trailing by 60 points with five minutes remaining kicks a goal to suddenly get half a sniff.
 
Dogs Rule said:
"A star of the future". :rolleyes:
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"Oooooohhhhhh they're out here" every time a team switches play and just about every time the team has to hold up as the opposition do what they're meant to do and react by pushing the zone to the fat side.
 

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The commentators were discussing their favourite movies.

“My favourite movie is 'AS GOOD AS IT GETS'!” screamed Dwayne Russell. “It was UNBELIEVABLE!”
“How did you feel after watching it?” asked Andy Maher. “Describe the feeling. How did you feel?”
“It's enough to make a GROWN MAN CRY!” yelled Dwayne Russell. “Can Jack Nicholson do romantic comedies? YOU BET HE CAN!”

“I know how much you like romantic comedies, Dwayne,” said Matthew Lloyd. “Have you seen the Adam Sandler movie, 30 First Dates?”
“IS THAT 50?” shouted Dwayne Russell.
“You're right, I meant 50 First Dates,” said Matthew Lloyd. “Did you like it?”
“YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” yelled Dwayne Russell. “It's a WORK OF ART!”

“My favourite has to be The Godfather II,” said Anthony Hudson. “Who would've thought the sequel would be just as good as the original!”
“You know Huddo, The Godfather II was directed by Francis Ford Coppola,” expert commentator Robert Walls remarked incisively.
“Oh, really?” interjected Sam Newman.
“Gee, it's a delicious movie, isn't it?” said Bruce McAvaney. “Movies like that are timeless, aren't they? They made a third movie as well, didn't they?”
“The third one was HORRENDOUS!” yelled Dwayne Russell.
“You just get the feeling if they made another five sequels, they'd be right back in this,” argued Bruce McAvaney.

“The best movie I've seen is The Sixth Sense,” said Bruce McAvaney. “Gee, I gotta say, that twist is so cleeveeerrr...”
“The ending is OUT OF THIS WORLD!” screamed Dwayne Russell. “The middle part of the movie is quite slow-moving. But is there a pot of gold at the end of it? YOU BET THERE IS!”
 
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