dwayne ****head russel

[Toshowyouwhy]

Locked in for five more years at Fox

His love of adjectives is too useful for their promos for them to ditch him.

 

[Drummer_19]

It's prob the most enjoyable thread on big footy I think. Hasn't manage to evolve into a troll fest of opposing teams or anything else ******ed. Just a bunch of ppl coming together to bag the great derrrwaynee-o.

 

[Johnson#26]

Challenge now has to be toblend some Dwayneisms into real life.

Can it be done.....?

 

[cammo84]

Challenge now has to be toblend some Dwayneisms into real life.

Can it be done.....?

You bet it can!!!

 

[Marklar_33]

“Maybe they should throw him into a smaller truck,” suggested Robert Walls

NO WAY!

Geniune tears at this line

 

[desie]

Dwayne arrives home in a bad mood. For the first time in years one of his catch phrases hasn't made the weekly Fox Sports promo. The cat appears at the front gate and he sees his chance.

"Gives it some shoe!" as he kicks it across the lawn.

He walks inside to be greeted by his life partner, Andy.

"Hi Dwayne, how was your day?" he asks.

"Horrendous!" he replies, "I missed out on the promo..."

"They've got it in for you those blokes" says Andy "How do they make you feel?"

Dwayne ignores him as usual and puts his dinner in the microwave.

"I've got some more bad news" says Andy, "the young bloke's taken to the walls again"

"Not the paint?!!" asks Dwayne as he takes a look.

"That's deliberate!" he yells at his son. "Why don't you act your age?"

Just then he notices the microwave's almost finished, and he makes a lunge.

"Beats the buzzer!" he exclaims as he opens the door.

"How does it taste? How does it make you feel?" asks Andy

"Amazing! Sensational! This is crazy good!" says Dwayne

"What do you give it out of 10?" asks Andy

"That's gotta be 50!" replies Dwayne

The next bit's too traumatising to recount.....

 

[apollo_creed]

Dwayne arrives home in a bad mood. For the first time in years one of his catch phrases hasn't made the weekly Fox Sports promo. The cat appears at the front gate and he sees his chance.

"Gives it some shoe!" as he kicks it across the lawn.

He walks inside to be greeted by his life partner, Andy.

"Hi Dwayne, how was your day?" he asks.

"Horrendous!" he replies, "I missed out on the promo..."

"They've got it in for you those blokes" says Andy "How do they make you feel?"

Dwayne ignores him as usual and puts his dinner in the microwave.

"I've got some more bad news" says Andy, "the young bloke's taken to the walls again"

"Not the paint?!!" asks Dwayne as he takes a look.

"That's deliberate!" he yells at his son. "Why don't you act your age?"

Just then he notices the microwave's almost finished, and he makes a lunge.

"Beats the buzzer!" he exclaims as he opens the door.

"How does it taste? How does it make you feel?" asks Andy

"Amazing! Sensational! This is crazy good!" says Dwayne

"What do you give it out of 10?" asks Andy

"That's gotta be 50!" replies Dwayne

The next bit's too traumatising to recount.....

that's really good mate. well done.

 

[Drummond]

“I admire the way they’re taking them on but not taking them on”.

Idiot.

 

[Kram]

Dunstall - Nathan 'Block'.

 

[Ochre]

Dunstall - Nathan 'Block'.

Thats HORRENDOUS!

 

[Drummer_19]

Thought I could escape him by watching the Dons and Blues game but low and behold a few mins in we get a "shorts it" from quarters.

 

[Drummond]

Seriously, what is Dwayne's obsession with the word 'horrendous'?

There's 3 seconds left before half time and Dwayne says, "There won't be a score here unless there is a horrendous free kick".

 

[Flawed Genius]

Sounds nice. It's an underused adjective.

 

[Kram]

Has to almost rival John Edward as the biggest douche in the universe.

 

[hawkman]

Is this a new one tonight "2nd mouse gets the cheese"?

 

[Hellgood]

"THEY'VE GOT LIFE ALRIGHT"

Yeah they're only 50 odd points behind at 3qtr time.

 

[Kram]

55 points down at the end of 3rd quarter, 'they've got life yet!!'

 

[glenn_ox]

"THEY'VE GOT LIFE ALRIGHT"

Yeah they're only 50 odd points behind at 3qtr time.

This was too much for me, turning it over to Carl/Ess.

 

[Marklar_33]

This was too much for me, turning it over to Carl/Ess.

This thread makes the suffering worth it...at least if Derwayno comes out with a 'GEM', I'll have something to add. It's like a game

 

[JUBJUB]

Dunstall - Nathan 'Block'.

Bunghole been watching too many reality shows ?

Is DerWayne trying to get the nickname "Cannon" started for Trent McKenzie ?

 

[KeithBlight]

This thread makes the suffering worth it...at least if Derwayno comes out with a 'GEM', I'll have something to add. It's like a game

Yeah, like Russian Roulette.

Play it long enough and you're sure to end up killing yourself!

 

[Marklar_33]

Yeah, like Russian Roulette.

Play it long enough and you're sure to end up killing yourself!

...you're all here with me

 

[Nick23]

Suns v Pies game, Deeer-Wayne goes 'in this meeting between these 2 great clubs' it's not as if Gold Coast haven't even played 20 games in their history and the pies are the biggest AFL club or anything

 

[MC Extra Dollop]

Suns v Pies game, Deeer-Wayne goes 'in this meeting between these 2 great clubs' it's not as if Gold Coast haven't even played 20 games in their history and the pies are the biggest AFL club or anything

Haha...I was debating which thread to put this one in. It's like he was talking about Carlton playing a match against Port Adelaide or East Fremantle in the 1980s, or something.

 

[Benno_900]

Is this a new one tonight "2nd mouse gets the cheese"?

No, but I liked Dunstall taking the piss out of it: "Yeah, after the first mouse gets his neck broken."

And then Shaw chimes in with: "The second mouse would've been captain." /facepalm