dwayne ****head russel

[PalaceGun]

Something needs to be done.

Good ideas.

I recently received a digital radio for my birthday. Simulcasts nearly perfect with the telecast (digital radio can be half a second in front on some telecasts). With regards to viewing I've never enjoyed a season more than this one.

No Russell, no Campbell, no Lane, no Quartermain. Highly recommended.

 

[Clokey34]

I don't mind Russel. He is good for me to laugh at.

I rank him above Lane, the female and MC from Channel 10!

 

[Confuscius]

Zephaniah Skinner.

I think it's in Dwayne's contract that he must use Skinner's full name at every opportunity.

He was using his name like he was a 250 game veteran who was the favourite for his fourth brownlow. Every time he got near it the excitement in his voice rose to ridiculous levels... I understand he is an exciting prospect...but c'mon...

Also, he loves throwing the word 'spear' into any sentence if possible, drives me to the edge.

 

[frankly]

I don't mind Russel. He is good for me to laugh at.

I rank him above Lane, the female and MC from Channel 10!

was tim lane responsible for that pearler on monday night when calling an eddie betts goal- "like a thief in the night". oops a bit polically incorrect.

 

[Partridge]

I don't mind Russel. He is good for me to laugh at.

I rank him above Lane, the female and MC from Channel 10!

I applaud your courage, saying that in a public forum.

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

I don't mind Russel.

Don't you EVER say that.

 

[Copernicus]

Yes, the three/four word hyperbolic summary of every goal really does get tiresome, doesn't it? Why does he have do it EVERY ****ing time?!

Also, he ruined Boomer Harvey's great goal a couple of weeks ago by screaming "OH BABY!!!!" when he slotted it. 'Oh baby', Dwayne? Orly?

Hate so much.

Was it the "GOAL OF THE YEAR!!!!111ONE!!ONE"

He makes my ears bleed. I don't believe I have ever finished watching a game and said "well, I am glad Dwayne Russell was commentating."

 

[Partridge]

Was it the "GOAL OF THE YEAR!!!!111ONE!!ONE"

He makes my ears bleed. I don't believe I have ever finished watching a game and said "well, I am glad Dwayne Russell was commentating."

All I know is I start getting violent towards the television the minute that idiot starts talking.

 

[Copernicus]

All I know is I start getting violent towards the television the minute that idiot starts talking.

I've noticed that he commentates almost all of the games down at Geelong. Good incentive for you to get down to KP I reckon!

 

[Dan]

When we get the Foxsports AFL channel for next season......I hope we have that option like we did on foxfooty channel....when you could turn off the commentary during live telecast of games.

 

[Hellgood]

I don't see the relevance of his anecdote about how Sam Reid had his house gladwrapped, riveting stuff. Also he's being doing his usual "team A is still in with a sniff despite being 6 goals down 10 minutes into last quarter" stuff. I know I'm sounding like a whinger, but he does the same things every single week.

 

[Dangas]

I don't see the relevance of his anecdote about how Sam Reid had his house gladwrapped, riveting stuff. Also he's being doing his usual "team A is still in with a sniff despite being 6 goals down 10 minutes into last quarter" stuff. I know I'm sounding like a whinger, but he does the same things every single week.

Keeps the viewers watching with the "6 goals down, but still enough time"

 

[bigburger]

"Touched play on. Fisher takes the mark"

 

[Bell Ringer]

"Touched play on. Fisher takes the mark"

Just cracked out a "shorts it".

Oh and a number of rubbish anecdotes.

And calling a kick "the worst, good kick ever/in history".

 

[Flawed Genius]

"From the paint!"

 

[Sylvia Saint]

I saw a Hawks player at one stage loop a 25 metre pass to a free teammate inside 50. It was a kick that you would expect most U/12's to be able to execute.

Dwayne described it as "spectacularly good".

I can't stand this knob's hyperbole.

 

[Flawed Genius]

Gives it some shoe!

 

[Mentallo]

What needs to be done to get this clown off Foxtel calling footy?
He is just so bad!!!!

 

[Jonno_]

I like Dwayne Russell now... made a $100 bet today that he'd say that the Hawks first goal was the "fire-starter". Thanks Mr. Russell for your inane repetitive dribbling!

 

[Pumbi]

I saw a Hawks player at one stage loop a 25 metre pass to a free teammate inside 50. It was a kick that you would expect most U/12's to be able to execute.

Dwayne described it as "spectacularly good".

I can't stand this knob's hyperbole.

Lol'd hard at that.

Made the loss all the more painful having to listen to his garbage.

 

[RobbyRoy]

I think it's pretty much all been said in this thread. An absolute tosser and the most annoying commentator of all time.

 

[Partridge]

"From the paint!"

That's number 1 on the hit list for me personally. Nothing I despise more than idiot commentators trying to inject sayings from other sports, especially lesser ones.

I was watching the highlights on the news, and predicted to my girlfriend he would say "as good as it gets". Right on cue, one of Franklin's goals was shown and the assclown duly delivered.

Appalling, horrible commentator.

 

[CarlosSETANTA]

http://www.facebook.com/pages/That-...Russell-says-something-stupid/216473048380671

 

[Drummond]

"That could be the heart starter". He talks so much rubbish it's unbelievable.

 

[Drummond]

Sherman going for goal, Dogs down by 11 goals.

"To breath some life into this".

Really Dwaye?