dwayne ****head russel

[unstable punt]

On Fox Sports. He despises Freo for some reason.

can't stand the guy, worst commentator going around, apart from that nasally voice he is biased against 3-4 teams including mine

 

[Byron_Clanger]

In his thoughts to West Coast drafting Jack Darling at pick 26 mind you 'Good to see tanking pays off' What an arseh*le

 

[the dog's kennel]

In AFL360 Whateley described Russell as his "favourite". Not just over BT (which was who a comparison was being made to) but it was implied Russell was his favourite of all.

Say it ain't so, Gerard!

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

As intimated earlier in the thread, I agree that one of the scariest things about Dwayne is that his calls are almost exact replicas of other games before them.

He'll normally kick off proceedings with a 'Perfect start!" when the first goal is scored.

He'll then engage in a slow but ever-more hysterical crescendo of 'shorts it', the giving of shoe, 'horrendous' passes that are actually just your standard miskick, before unleashing his full gamut of hyperbole when the game reaches 'party time', where - despite one team being ten goals up - he will continue to stoically barrack for the other in the hope of a 'that's as good as it gets!'-type comeback.

I'm starting to become obsessed with him. If you watch a Dwayne-o game with people who don't watch much footy, you can seriously shock them by predicting virtually everything he'll say after each passage of play - particularly goals.

 

[Drummond]

As intimated earlier in the thread, I agree that one of the scariest things about Dwayne is that his calls are almost exact replicas of other games before them.

He'll normally kick off proceedings with a 'Perfect start!" when the first goal is scored.

He'll then engage in a slow but ever-more hysterical crescendo of 'shorts it', the giving of shoe, 'horrendous' passes that are actually just your standard miskick, before unleashing his full gamut of hyperbole when the game reaches 'party time', where - despite one team being ten goals up - he will continue to stoically barrack for the other in the hope of a 'that's as good as it gets!'-type comeback.

I'm starting to become obsessed with him. If you watch a Dwayne-o game with people who don't watch much footy, you can seriously shock them by predicting virtually everything he'll say after each passage of play - particularly goals.

You can't keep a good man down, ripper post mate.

Seriously, every Dwayne game is the same, he's really irritating.

 

[POBT]

In AFL360 Whateley described Russell as his "favourite". Not just over BT (which was who a comparison was being made to) but it was implied Russell was his favourite of all.

Say it ain't so, Gerard!

Geelong might be the common theme there.

 

[Pumbi]

As intimated earlier in the thread, I agree that one of the scariest things about Dwayne is that his calls are almost exact replicas of other games before them.

He'll normally kick off proceedings with a 'Perfect start!" when the first goal is scored.

He'll then engage in a slow but ever-more hysterical crescendo of 'shorts it', the giving of shoe, 'horrendous' passes that are actually just your standard miskick, before unleashing his full gamut of hyperbole when the game reaches 'party time', where - despite one team being ten goals up - he will continue to stoically barrack for the other in the hope of a 'that's as good as it gets!'-type comeback.

I'm starting to become obsessed with him. If you watch a Dwayne-o game with people who don't watch much footy, you can seriously shock them by predicting virtually everything he'll say after each passage of play - particularly goals.

This sums me up too, particularly the bolded.

 

[mick06]

As intimated earlier in the thread, I agree that one of the scariest things about Dwayne is that his calls are almost exact replicas of other games before them.

He'll normally kick off proceedings with a 'Perfect start!" when the first goal is scored.

He'll then engage in a slow but ever-more hysterical crescendo of 'shorts it', the giving of shoe, 'horrendous' passes that are actually just your standard miskick, before unleashing his full gamut of hyperbole when the game reaches 'party time', where - despite one team being ten goals up - he will continue to stoically barrack for the other in the hope of a 'that's as good as it gets!'-type comeback.

I'm starting to become obsessed with him. If you watch a Dwayne-o game with people who don't watch much footy, you can seriously shock them by predicting virtually everything he'll say after each passage of play - particularly goals.

Im starting to hate myself. I am bringing out his rubbish comments at home and at work when i dont even mean to.

 

[Burzum]

"shorts it" 3 times in 40 seconds.

 

[Flawed Genius]

Loved the story about Lewis Johnston sitting in Barry Hall's seat before the ball had even been bounced.

 

[Flawed Genius]

"Goes and gets!" is fast becoming my least favourite combination of words.

 

[Drummond]

Another one of his favourites, "Goes backwards to go forwards".

 

[Drummond]

"Is there a pot of gold at the end of it? You bet there is!".

Unreal this bloke.

20 metre chip pass upfield was "SPECTACULARLY GOOD!".

 

[Bell Ringer]

"shorts it" 3 times in 40 seconds.

That was mental! Lost my shit when I heard this.

 

[Mentallo]

In AFL360 Whateley described Russell as his "favourite". Not just over BT (which was who a comparison was being made to) but it was implied Russell was his favourite of all.

Say it ain't so, Gerard!

May have worked at the ABC together?

 

[TerryWallet]

A few years ago Dwayno conducted a post match interview in the Port Adelaide rooms with one of the players.

After the interview was finished, Dwayno de-suited and joined the players in the shower just for old times sake.

Sad but true.

 

[HurlsMeister18]

"Goes and gets!" is fast becoming my least favourite combination of words.

May be the same one you are thinking of as well but he has been hammering "he can get and go" when someone is in space waiting for the kick to get to them.

 

[ManWithNoName]

I've noticed a tendency he has to start yelling "bending back, BENDING BACK" at a shot for goal when the ball's carrying on dead straight.

 

[ziad]

On Fox Sports. He despises Freo for some reason.

he hates socity not fremantle, perhaps because it has not recognised how great he believes he is. a sad little man who should be put out to pasture with walls and a few others

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

If I hear Dwayne Russell say "shorts it" one more time I'm going to have him knocked.

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

Cue "That could be the firestarter!" if Adelaide kick the next goal...

 

[NSWCROW]

So bad today i've turned it off

 

[Burzum]

Crows down by 43 with 13:47 left and Derwayne comes up with "just about dead the Crows"

 

[Pumbi]

Crows down by 43 with 13:47 left and Derwayne comes up with "just about dead the Crows"

'Call the next of kin'

 

[Supermercado]

Quartermain just said "shorts it" on the radio. WHY WOULD YOU RIP OFF DWAYNE FFS!?