dwayne ****head russel

[NSWCROW]

Manages a cheap shot on the crows too....muppet

 

[Burzum]

FFS stop talking about the possibility of 10 goals!

 

[Burzum]

What if the Dogs drafted Franklin instead of Griffen?

Sick of him!

 

[glenn_ox]

Sherman going for goal, Dogs down by 11 goals.

"To breath some life into this".

Really Dwaye?

...for serious?

 

[Higs]

"Dog's need the perfect start to make things interesting"

- at 3/4 time with the Bulldogs down by 60 points

 

[Bell Ringer]

My "shorts it" counter maxes out at triple digits, but I'm pretty sure he broke his own world-record today.

 

[Plugger35]

"Bring out the hundreds and thousands it's party time"

Classic Dwayne.

 

[DivideandMultiply]

Repeated his calls that the Eagles were tanking last year and how it has led to our success because.......... Darling played a decent game.

Funny thing is we took him at pick 26.

If it was a first round priority then fair cop, but seriously so unprofessional.

 

[JOELY]

"Bring out the hundreds and thousands it's party time"

Classic Dwayne.

muted the television at this point. had enough.

 

[Dan]

muted the television at this point. had enough.

Hopefully the Foxsports AFL channel next year will have that *turn off the commentary* feature like we had on Fox Footy.

 

[Rough_Edges]

"That haaasss too be deliberate"

get's corrected when it becomes apparent it wasn't his intent, came off the side of the boot.

"Oh is it about intent is it"

errrrr

de·lib·er·ate/diˈlibərit/
Adjective: Done consciously and intentionally: "a deliberate attempt to provoke conflict".


the man is an idiot.

also

"He ran inside the line and it was play on?????? WTF????"

um what football supporter doesn't know when a player runs back inside the line after a OOTF that it is play on.


"And the usual, he kicks a goal, and goes off the ground" - does he think that everyone watching is a first time AFL watcher? He says this atleast 3-4 times every game

"oh he would of been better off handballing it off!!!!!!!ONE!!ONE LOL"

shut up ****

 

[Drummond]

"That haaasss too be deliberate"

get's corrected when it becomes apparent it wasn't his intent, came off the side of the boot.

"Oh is it about intent is it"

errrrr

de·lib·er·ate/diˈlibərit/
Adjective: Done consciously and intentionally: "a deliberate attempt to provoke conflict".


the man is an idiot.

also

"He ran inside the line and it was play on?????? WTF????"

um what football supporter doesn't know when a player runs back inside the line after a OOTF that it is play on.


"And the usual, he kicks a goal, and goes off the ground" - does he think that everyone watching is a first time AFL watcher? He says this atleast 3-4 times every game

"oh he would of been better off handballing it off!!!!!!!ONE!!ONE LOL"

shut up ****

That was embarrassing. Darling went to soccer it off the ground, it CLEARY came off the side of the boot and didn't end up where he wanted it too, and yet peanut brain was trying to make it sound as though it was a disgrace that it wasn't paid deliberate. Thankfully even his co commentators were saying it wasn't deliberate. The guy just talks non stop rubbish.

Haha and the running inside the line after the OOF. The guy must not know the rules, that was painful.

 

[PalaceGun]

I lasted 5 minutes of the 1st quarter before muting the commentary and putting ABC Grandstand on...

Unbearable.

 

[Pumbi]

He mentioned something early on in the game (Around 18-0 to the Eagles) about Subiaco being the Church of Believers. Was ridiculous. He also used every synonym for 'great' possible in that last quarter.

Outstanding!
Incredible!
Astounding!
Unbelievable!

 

[Drummond]

^ Don't forget majestic.

 

[mick06]

"Bring out the hundreds and thousands it's party time"

Classic Dwayne.

hahahaha
this was the funniest thing i've heard in a game all year. Came on to post about it
what a flog

 

[CarlosSETANTA]

Join the facebook group

 

[Mr Shankly]

I remember him saying it as "Bring out the hundreds and thousands sandwiches", which made me go wtf because I've always called that stuff fairy bread.

Regardless, still a shit call. Dwayne, gtfo.

 

[Blue and Gold Blood]

What if the Dogs drafted Franklin instead of Griffen?

Sick of him!

that was such a pathetic call. Why don't we just revisit every draft decision made in the last 20 years and start asking "What ifs?" Dwayne...

 

[JD-Roo]

Repeated his calls that the Eagles were tanking last year and how it has led to our success because.......... Darling played a decent game.

Funny thing is we took him at pick 26.

If it was a first round priority then fair cop, but seriously so unprofessional.

Heard him on SEN last night when a Perth bloke rang in to chip Derwayne about this exact point.

He defended his opinion, knowing full well you got him at #26 and called the guy pathetic for trying to bring him down on such a weak point!

His logic is that since you got the priority pick, that meant you got the #26 pick instead of #25 or #27 so you should count yourselves lucky that (in his opinion) you tanked and got Darling at #26.

So by that argument....

... anyone else who picked up a gun after Darling in the draft should be thanking West Coast for tanking to get those picks in that specific order??

"Jeez, we got a good bloke for that #87 pick. Thank god Melbourne tanked that year and picked the best guys in the country, otherwise we might've missed this bloke and only ended up with pick #86...."

 

[Flawed Genius]

Imagine this scenario. A team is down by 71 points late in the third quarter. A player executes a simple skill by chipping the ball to a player on the wing in space.

MAGNIFICENT! *removes pants* SPECTACULAR!

The player takes a few bounces down the wing, aided by shepherds and blocks from his team-mates.

SUPERB INDIVIDUAL EFFORT *sticks hand down pants*

The player reaches the 50, and seeing no other option, kicks long for goal.

*in an ever-increasing high pitched voice* GIVES IT SOME SHOE FROM THE PAINT TO BREATHE SOME LIFE INTO THIS ONE *fapfapfapfap*

The ball lands outside the goalsquare and bounces at right angles, trickling through the goals to cut the lead to 65 points.

ORRRRHHHHHHH SHANE WARNE EAT YOUR HEART OUT THAT IS ABSOLUTELY GLORIOUS FROM LITTLE THINGS BIG THINGS GROW IT'S GOTTA BE GOAL OF THE YEAR OH BAAAABBBYYYY *fapfapfapfapfapfapfapjizz*

I think this is a plausible recreation of what the commentary could potentially be.

 

[JD-Roo]

The scariest part of that is you can actually HEAR his commentary in your head while reading that.......

 

[djrossie16]

As I was saying to a mate, you couldn't have a worst commentator, when you're getting smashed, than Russell. Acknowledged all the record being borken and pretty much lid the boot into the dogs.

 

[kennerado]

Makes me glad I have missed games he has been calling recently, what a clown this guy is.

 

[placebo]

The scariest part of that is you can actually HEAR his commentary in your head while reading that.......

lol'd. So true.