dwayne ****head russel

[Flawed Genius]

"Uses some toe" to describe kicking the football. Astonishing.

EDIT 1: 3:03 left in the first half and Gary Ablett snaps the GC's second goal, to bring the margin back to 46 points.

Dwayne pipes up with "Gives them life!"

EDIT 2: 12:30 left in the third quarter and Danny Stanley kicks a goal. North are 50 points in front and Dwayne actually said "from little things big things grow". I had to rewind the tape because I couldn't believe my ears.

 

[Burzum]

I believe Dermie said last week on the Sunday Footy Show that Derwayne only says that "gives them life" crap because he wants people to keep watching.

It's still annoying though.

 

[Sprout]

I believe Dermie said last week on the Sunday Footy Show that Derwayne only says that "gives them life" crap because he wants people to keep watching.

It's still annoying though.

If Dwayne thinks he has any influence over people remaining tuned in then he's kidding himself. Personally I'm hanging out for the "commentary off" option to return for all Dwayne covered games.

 

[muttley45]

highly unusual,but i actually laughed at his "houdini locked his keys in the car" line,wonder who he stole it from

 

[Burzum]

If Dwayne thinks he has any influence over people remaining tuned in then he's kidding himself. Personally I'm hanging out for the "commentary off" option to return for all Dwayne covered games.

Is the "commentary off" option coming next year?

highly unusual,but i actually laughed at his "houdini locked his keys in the car" line,wonder who he stole it from

It's an old joke.

 

[Sprout]

Is the "commentary off" option coming next year?

I've heard it's returning when "Fox Sports AFL" comes in next year.

 

[Interceptor]

Paired with Matt Campbell today for Carlton vs Brisbane.
Only half the suffering

Unfortunately Danny Frawley is also droning away in this match.

 

[SpecialComments]

Paired with Matt Campbell today for Carlton vs Brisbane.
Only half the suffering

Unfortunately Danny Frawley is also droning away in this match.

It's the Fox Sports lowest possible ranking commentary team, only if Jako was on the boundary for Kingy then it would be perfect.

Three painful people to call a game of footy Russell, Frawley and Campbell put together.

After a player kicks a goal always, Russell will consistently piss me off with little calls of praise towards the player and be a hero in saying it. Absolute tool

 

[SpecialComments]

"A little bit of mud and cucumbers" when talking about Murphy having his face massaged by Redden.

Please Russell just get off the TV.

 

[Kram]

I've resorted to using the mute button, he's that bad.

 

[Sprout]

Paired with Matt Campbell today for Carlton vs Brisbane.
Only half the suffering

Unfortunately Danny Frawley is also droning away in this match.

Dwayne and Spud. The dream team.

I often wonder where I'd be without Spud's insights, like this one after a player miskicked the ball but still managed to hit a target.

"You know the thing is, that will still count as an efficient disposal because it went to one of his own players."

Thanks Dr Frawley.

 

[Sprout]

It's the Fox Sports lowest possible ranking commentary team, only if Jako was on the boundary for Kingy then it would be perfect.

Three painful people to call a game of footy Russell, Frawley and Campbell put together.

After a player kicks a goal always, Russell will consistently piss me off with little calls of praise towards the player and be a hero in saying it. Absolute tool

Campbell isn't half as bad as the other two though.

 

[tigerT]

Before todays game started he was waffling on about Kernahan, Mckay and Gibbs coming from the same SA club(forget which one) and all played 100games for the blues. Then proceeded to mention that Sticks played with Bryce's dad "which was a factor in drafting him" ...yeah had nothing to do with the fact he was the standout junior that year. Moron

 

[block_100]

Campbell isn't half as bad as the other two though.

Agreed

I want to watch the game but dwayne and spud are making it hard.

 

[Sylvia Saint]

"It used to be the early bird catches the worm.... now it's the second mouse gets the cheese!"

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Russell is probably the most cynical prick I have ever heard

 

[Latro]

The worse commentary team has to include Schwass. One of the worst commentators I have heard in any sport.

 

[Flawed Genius]

Shorts it was particularly prevalent this afternoon. Quite funny.

 

[Team Mo']

**** me. Radio on; tv muted. From the paint. Shorts it. Is that deliberate?

Comment on the game without adding pointless useless "boy talk." No one cares that you sit at home thinking up "memorable quotes."

 

[Flawed Genius]

From the paint almost had me snapping the remote in half.

 

[SpecialComments]

Shorts it was particularly prevalent this afternoon. Quite funny.

I hate that expression and I noticed it was used quite alot.

"And Scotland shorts it to Carrazzo" - and the kick was a little pop over the guy on the mark.

It makes no sense. Russell you are an absolute fool

 

[Rough_Edges]

Why doesn't he talk in sentences - it is so frustrating.

Walker. shorts it. Carrazzo. shorts it. Murphy. HORRENDOUS.

It really does my head in.

 

[desie]

Why doesn't he talk in sentences - it is so frustrating.

Walker. shorts it. Carrazzo. shorts it. Murphy. HORRENDOUS.

It really does my head in.

Wait till he gets his mojo back

 

[Higs]

If something isn't "Brilliant" or "Spectacular!!" then it's "Horrendous". There is no inbetween with Dwayne.

 

[half_back_flank]

**** me. Radio on; tv muted. From the paint. Shorts it. Is that deliberate?

Comment on the game without adding pointless useless "boy talk." No one cares that you sit at home thinking up "memorable quotes."

You forgot, "played for the free there."