dwayne ****head russel

[kerrazy]

Sensational!

 

[muttley45]

horrendous

 

[desie]

***Dwayne weighing up whether to give Caro one as the 3AW Christmas Party winds down***

"Perhaps I could just give it and go......................Horrendous!!"

 

[Mentallo]

This thread just keeps getting better.
Plenty of good lols.

Hi Deeerrrwayne we know you are reading this as well.

 

[Sprout]

And we hate you Dwayne. We truly hate you.

 

[Flawed Genius]

You are a germ, Dwayne.

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[Toshowyouwhy]

If you are reading this, try keeping your eyebrows still when you talk. Moving them does not enhance dramatic effect, it makes you look stupid.

 

[Sprout]

And stop talking with your hands so much on AFL Winners. Douchebag.

 

[Supermercado]

Come on, he learnt to do REALLY BIG EXPRESSIVE HAND GESTURES in a one day TV presenting course at the CAE.

Question is what could Dwayne do from here to win back the respect of the community? Even if he called every game for the rest of the year down the line without one farcical catchphrase is the damage already done?

Could this be the biggest footy redemption story since time began? YES IT COULD!

 

[glenn_ox]

***Dwayne weighing up whether to give Caro one as the 3AW Christmas Party winds down***

"Perhaps I could just give it and go......................Horrendous!!"

"Aww, shorts it!"

 

[mick06]

I couldn't resist having a potshot

Mrs R asks dwayne for the shopping list. 'Get it and Go'

Mrs R take off to the shops. 'Russell....shorts it.....to the laptop'

Dwayno logs into bigfooty sees a threat about himself 'OUTSTANDING!!'

sees there are 30 pages of comments 'Thats OUT OF THIS WORLD!'

reads the first 10 pages with not one positive comment ' HORRENDOUS!!'

On page 11 some twat actually sticks up for russell 'He's still in this, that COULD be the FIRESTARTER '

The next post slags him off again as do the following 200 'somebody Get him a body bag, This ones DEAD!'

Logs out of bigfooty and breaks out the prons 'OH BABY!'

Mrs R gets home from the shops and catches him 'Not in your WILDEST DREAMS!

Derwayne checks the shopping bags 'get out the 100s and 1000s, ITS PARTY TIME'

Sits on the couch with a plate of fairy bread and a cuppa 'Thats as good as it gets!'

 

[Dogs Rule]

I couldn't resist having a potshot

Mrs R asks dwayne for the shopping list. 'Get it and Go'

Mrs R take off to the shops. 'Russell....shorts it.....to the laptop'

Dwayno logs into bigfooty sees a threat about himself 'OUTSTANDING!!'

sees there are 30 pages of comments 'Thats OUT OF THIS WORLD!'

reads the first 10 pages with not one positive comment ' HORRENDOUS!!'

On page 11 some twat actually sticks up for russell 'He's still in this, that COULD be the FIRESTARTER '

The next post slags him off again as do the following 200 'somebody Get him a body bag, This ones DEAD!'

Logs out of bigfooty and breaks out the prons 'OH BABY!'

Mrs R gets home from the shops and catches him 'Not in your WILDEST DREAMS!

Derwayne checks the shopping bags 'get out the 100s and 1000s, ITS PARTY TIME'

Sits on the couch with a plate of fairy bread and a cuppa 'Thats as good as it gets!'

Too good.

To think the clown was once at the dear old ABC.

 

[Supermercado]

Fk me even Anthony Hudson just did a "shorts it" on SEN.

The terrorists are winning.

 

[footycool]

Dwayne commentating again

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Boys. The drinking game is shit. I am already 3/5 toasted and it's not even quarter time. He had 'from the paint' out in the first 10 minutes. It is going to be a long afternoon.

 

[Flawed Genius]

Boys. The drinking game is shit. I am already 3/5 toasted and it's not even quarter time. He had 'from the paint' out in the first 10 minutes. It is going to be a long afternoon.

You're actually playing? This is somewhat exciting.

 

[Drummond]

Brad Green in a 1-on-1 contest in the forward 50. "He's got three to beat".

I don't even know where to start.

 

[Flawed Genius]

Brad Green in a 1-on-1 contest in the forward 50. "He's got three to beat".

I don't even know where to start.

I'm on my way to work and I'm fairly certain everyone on this train station now thinks I'm insane because I'm giggling at nothing. Is it disturbing that I can actually hear his voice in my head, with the slight raise in octave at the end, just in case Green does manage to "beat three"?

 

[Drummond]

Don't you just love his draft stories? It's Riewoldt vs Frawley out there, Jack marks and goals.

"Those two will forever be linked. Melbourne took James Frawley pick 12 in 2006, one pick before Jack Riewoldt went. So Melbourne had the pick of those two, and took Frawley, the next pick Riewoldt went to Richmond."

Cringe. It's that simple is it Dwayne? And they will forever be linked?! Clown.

 

[Drummond]

"Martin...run's to 30. SPECTACULAR!!!"

3rd Grade Maggy probably 4/5 gone now.

 

[Flawed Genius]

"Martin...run's to 30. SPECTACULAR!!!"

3rd Grade Maggy probably 4/5 gone now.

I'm worried for his welfare, I really am.

 

[Drummond]

Trengove lining up for goal. "Left his boots at home today, had to get another pair". Sees the ball going through, "THESE ONES SEEM TO BE WORKING OKAY!".

I give up. He's reaching new lows.

I'm on my way to work and I'm fairly certain everyone on this train station now thinks I'm insane because I'm giggling at nothing. Is it disturbing that I can actually hear his voice in my head, with the slight raise in octave at the end, just in case Green does manage to "beat three"?

Exactly what happened. He started to get so excited at the end, no doubt he would've said "AND HE DOES!" had he marked. So predictable.

 

[Drummond]

"Green...around the body. SPECTACULAR!!"

 

[Flawed Genius]

Exactly what happened. He started to get so excited at the end, no doubt he would've said "AND HE DOES!" had he marked. So predictable.

Nah; he woulda gone the change up.

"Can Green beat three? Oh, you bet he can!"

 

[Schulzenfest]

Bet you he's read this thread and is trying to drink all you ****s that keep abusing him to death