dwayne ****head russel

[Skoob]

Matty is doing my ****ing head in.

 

[Bond.ShaneBond]

So is everyone just going to ignore this?

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

Adelaide has blanket coverage of Derrrwayne tonight. Coverage on both 10 and Fox!

 

[JOELY]

He's been reading the thread. Has a new word. "FANTASTIC". Used it about 7 or 8 times already.

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

lol anyone just hear "gave it the Bart Simpson, I DIDN'T DO IT!"

 

[JOELY]

Oh wait, horrendous is back. Carry on...

 

[PalaceGun]

I'm not at home so couldn't listen to a radio simulcast. The key moment of the game winning goal in the Crows vs Swans match absolutely ruined via a Dwayne Russell scream of...

"HE SHORTS IT!!!!!!"

Get rid of this buffoon now, FoxSports.

 

[Flawed Genius]

Meanwhile on CH10, Quartermain is having a "shorts-it" inspired orgasm.

Also, apparently someone bet a million on the Cats tonight. You wouldn't know it though.

 

[Bond.ShaneBond]

Dwayne's highlight tonight went only the lines of:

"<player x> gets it up. Van Berlo."

SHORTS IT!

Also don't forget his diagnosis of Bird with a broken leg, "the bottom of his leg looks at a funny angle through the binoculars." The trainers help Bird stand up 30 seconds later.

 

[cammo84]

How many times did he refer to the "murmur around AAMI stadium". My count was 3.

 

[Buzzasto DaSilva]

The key moment of the game winning goal in the Crows vs Swans match absolutely ruined via a Dwayne Russell scream of...

"HE SHORTS IT!!!!!!"

I came in to post this exactly. My screams of joy were over-ridden by laughter at Russell's mediocre attempt at excitement.

 

[horse&duck]

Another reason to get rid of the w***er.

A crows player kicked a goal in the last quarter I think and the moron screamed out "he's goaled it" Mate and I both went, WTF!! at the same time.

Seriously, he's got no idea what a tool he is.

 

[PrideOf]

Also don't forget his diagnosis of Bird with a broken leg, "the bottom of his leg looks at a funny angle through the binoculars." The trainers help Bird stand up 30 seconds later.

Vintage Derwayne.

 

[Heeney2Franklin]

Vintage Derwayne.

Seriously wish they would just shutup and not *guess* what kind of injuries a player has before confirmation Bird position on the way down from the tackle looked horrific.

 

[matt18]

How many times did he refer to the "murmur around AAMI stadium". My count was 3.

what does that shit even mean?

 

[SpecialComments]

My ears are hurting already...

"He drives that ball through the goals... One inside fifty, one goal"

And followed up with "Dare I say it... Two inside fiftys, two goals."

Shut the F*** up Dwayne you tosswit

 

[Drummond]

"He was in position C, and he still marks it!"

"Crowd likes it, Petrie loves it". - One of his favourites.

 

[Pumbi]

Gets and go has evolved into goes and gets and now goes and goals.

 

[SpecialComments]

"And its marked on the line.......... No Behind"

 

[Drummond]

"AND NAILS IT".

Is this his favourite saying of the lot?? Would go close.

 

[Mentallo]

What composure.
Act your age!!!!

Radio goes on.

 

[SpecialComments]

What composure.
Act your age!!!!

Radio goes on.

Painful listening that was.

Could see it coming a mile away but

 

[Drummond]

What composure.
Act your age!!!!

Radio goes on.

That was just some of the worst stuff he's ever dished out, which says something.

 

[cutterman]

'Kicks his first goal in AFL footy, in extraordinary fashion.'

No Derwayne, he just dribbled a snap through from 30m out under no pressure. This bloke is cringeworthy.

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

"wrestling hold"

lolz