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Gee Dubya said:
In-game North v Saints he said the result would be the upset of the round, can't remember in whos favour, obviously irrelevant. Box went silent. Immediately qualified it against Essendon's win over Geelong by saying "in the context of their seasons". Box remained silent. :o
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I heard that!! :D Absolute gold.
 
209pm Mentallo switches over to 501 from VFL game on ABC
210pm Deeerrrrwayne Russell starts calling Hawks vs Lions
211pm Mentallo switches tv off grabs car keys and heads to the local footy.

Should have another Deeerrrwayne free weekend with a bit of luck. :thumbsu:
 

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Buzzasto DaSilva said:
You are missing Dwayne Russell? :eek:
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Not anymore.:o
5 minutes of game time today and I am cured.:D
Not too many "shorts it" but more than I can count "gets and goes".
By my reckoning and Dwaynes comments, every single time the ball is out of bounds, it must be deliberate, "looks for the line and gets it". Any chance it was accidental or unavoidable?
And "proof of how windy it is today taking the ball over the line". Really? So kicking it from about 20 metres toward the line had nothing to do with it.:cool:
 
Pumbi said:
Sorry to burst your bubble but Deeerwayne didn't commentate Port v Brisbane.
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Ahhh crap, I was stalling when writing that comment after watching 5 gasmes in two days and was wondering which damn game it was. Took a quick stab.

Point still stands.

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There was a snap at goal today by a Brisbane player (can't remember who).

Dwayne got very excited, but when it missed, was incredibly deflated, and explained that "it would have been spectacular..."
 
Here we go Coll v North game with Russell and Frawley, tied in with Lynch this could be a horror game for the viewers ears. Expecting lots of shocking commentary today
 
The little intro bit to every Fox game finishes with a soundbyte of Dwayno screaming "AFL FOOTBALL IN FULL GLORY, AT THE MACCA!!!".

Perfectly captures the mix of hyperbole and annoying buzzwords that makes Russel such a deadshit.
 
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Here we go Coll v North game with Russell and Frawley, tied in with Lynch this could be a horror game for the viewers ears. Expecting lots of shocking commentary today
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How can they put so many spuds on the one game? Lynch is just a slightly more articulate Jako, Frawley-nothing really needs to be said there, and Dwayne Russell and his ridiculous hyperbole ruin every game he calls. I am watching the North vs Pies game on mute.
 
Russell after Dale Thomas mark and goal.

"Everything he does is like a work of art"

Dear me Dwayne you tosspot
 

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"Pedersen back forward..... after he was back back"

"Player X buffeted out of play"

"And he peels that back to perfection"

"Thomas that's crazy good!"

And this is only in the 2nd quarter and less than halfway through
 
Every time someone quickly kicks the ball forward he says "______ makes it somebody elses problem."
 
"North could be out of finals cancellation after todays result..."

Calculation, maybe Dwayne?


Oh, and he's mentioned that Dale Thomas "work of art" shit at least 3 times today...
 

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More gold from Dwayne - "North Melbourne on 3.12, if they were on 12.3 they'd be in it"

Umm no Dwayne, they'd still be down by 10 goals you idiot.
 
Not much fun sitting through a 20 goal flogging as called by "Dwayno".

Particularly loved his call when the last goal went through to make it a record margin in games between the clubs.

"You're watching history!"

He's easily pleased.
 
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