dwayne ****head russel

[Johnson#26]

Half of this stuff got a run on the news. Ugh.

 

[jaydee2323]

Lindsay Thomas misses a goal from 15 metres out towards the end of the game and he starts banging on about "players asking for a payrise". At least they turn up to play unlike Dwayne who coached a country league club many years ago as a player coach and left town very quickly..

 

[pepsi]

More gold from Dwayne - "North Melbourne on 3.12, if they were on 12.3 they'd be in it"

Umm no Dwayne, they'd still be down by 10 goals you idiot.

ahh good old Dwayne never fails to disappoint. Finey just mention this on Finey's Final Siren.

 

[MC Extra Dollop]

'Crazy good' makes an appearance.

I'm willing to take everything else he says, but I'm not going to cop 'crazy good'. FFS...is he an ex-AFL player, or a fifteen year old girl?

 

[cammo84]

Yep, 'crazy good' is up there with the worst of them. He ruined my favourite Crows highlight this year by using that phrase.

 

[Uncle_Leo]

Peels it back got a run about 6 times, could be a new favourite for him.

"Harvey plays for the free"

Replay shows Boomber getting a fist in the face.

 

[SpecialComments]

Peels it back got a run about 6 times, could be a new favourite for him.

That's his latest one which he is loving at the moment "peels it back". There is no possible way to justify using that word in the context on a player taking a shot on goal. Bending it back is the normal word, so why not use it Derwayne? Because you want to be special? Its because your an absolute tosswit and are ruining more and more games with your shocking commentary and made up words.

 

[muttley45]

"everything he does is a work of art" this is his latest brainwave

 

[Rustin Cohle]

Russell is clearly trolling everyone in this thread, including me.

 

[Heisenberg_]

Not much fun sitting through a 20 goal flogging as called by "Dwayno".

Particularly loved his call when the last goal went through to make it a record margin in games between the clubs.

"You're watching history!"

He's easily pleased.

Don't know what would have been more painful, the 20 goal loss or listening to Derwayne, just a horrible horrible person.
Wonder how long until the Fu Keri is book is in the $2 bargain bin

 

[Stone in sock]

My favourite bit of magic was when Firrito, running at pace and bending over for a ball on a wet day, slipped over.
Dwayne Russel: "Firrito falls over. AMAZING!!!"

 

[Dogs Rule]

Love how Frawley always says 'great call Wayne'.

It's like dumb and dumber up there.

Hate how special commentators praise the callers. You're there to provide inside into the game, not blow smoke up each others backsides.

Do you ever hear a caller say "great comments Spud, very insightful"? Of course, you don't. You wouldn't anyway with Frawley involved, but you get the point.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

So anyway I've now got the full details of Dwayne's trip to Knox City

When: Thursday 14th July
Where: Knox City Level 2 near the AFL Store
Time: 12pm onwards

What's happening: Dwayne is going to do a reading of his new book and there will then be face painting and book signing

 

[Dogs Rule]

So anyway I've now got the full details of Dwayne's trip to Knox City

When: Thursday 14th July
Where: Knox City Level 2 near the AFL Store
Time: 12pm onwards

What's happening: Dwayne is going to do a reading of his new book and there will then be face painting and book signing

That's as good as it gets!

 

[cammo84]

so anyway i've now got the full details of dwayne's trip to knox city

when: Thursday 14th july
where: Knox city level 2 near the afl store
time: 12pm onwards

what's happening: Dwayne is going to do a reading of his new book and there will then be face painting and book signing

From the paint!!!!

 

[handy point]

So anyway I've now got the full details of Dwayne's trip to Knox City

When: Thursday 14th July
Where: Knox City Level 2 near the AFL Store
Time: 12pm onwards

What's happening: Dwayne is going to do a reading of his new book and there will then be face painting and book signing

EVERYTHING HE DOES IS A WORK of ART!

 

[Walshy_The_Goat]

Player dives in hard and puts his body on the line...

"HE GOES WHERE ANGELS FEAR TO TREAD!!"

 

[fatui ataata]

"He could go all the way"

"It's a gem"

"He's a gun"

"That's glorious!"

"Dwayne is a jockey of knobs"

 

[Pumbi]

Player dives in hard and puts his body on the line...

"HE GOES WHERE ANGELS FEAR TO TREAD!!"

Oh lawd I love this one so much.

 

[muttley45]

cleans up his own mess

 

[Partridge]

So anyway I've now got the full details of Dwayne's trip to Knox City

When: Thursday 14th July
Where: Knox City Level 2 near the AFL Store
Time: 12pm onwards

What's happening: Dwayne is going to do a reading of his new book and there will then be face painting and book signing

Could someone please staple his mouth shut? Not just for me, but for the common good.

 

[S120]

Could someone please staple his mouth shut? Not just for me, but for the common good.

That idea is crazy good!

 

[Partridge]

Hate how special commentators praise the callers. You're there to provide inside into the game, not blow smoke up each others backsides.

Do you ever hear a caller say "great comments Spud, very insightful"? Of course, you don't. You wouldn't anyway with Frawley involved, but you get the point.

If you stopped commentators doing that there would be some empty boxes in a hurry during telecasts. Mind you, total silence would be preferable to the shit these clowns talk.

 

[Tairy Greene]

During the Hawks-Lions game, he kept banging on about how going to Brown was a bad choice and having to "lower our eyes" to look for other options. After about the 752nd time he said it, Brown marks about 65 out and kicks onto the chest of someone (can't remember who) 30 out from goal. Dwayno pipes up, "That's what the Lions have to do, lower their eyes and find avenues other than Brown..."

Good call Derwayne.

 

[apollo_creed]

During the Hawks-Lions game, he kept banging on about how going to Brown was a bad choice and having to "lower our eyes" to look for other options. After about the 752nd time he said it, Brown marks about 65 out and kicks onto the chest of someone (can't remember who) 30 out from goal. Dwayno pipes up, "That's what the Lions have to do, lower their eyes and find avenues other than Brown..."

Good call Derwayne.

Yeah. In six games.