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Always chooses the worst times to bring up his irrelevant stories. Completely comical as his tone of voice will undergo an immense change from his commentating voice. Will go from 'CRAZY GOOD KILL SHOT FROM THE PAINT' to something which sounds like someones concluding paragraph of a 3000 word essay, except he has to explain it all to 12 year olds.
 
Confuscius said:
Always chooses the worst times to bring up his irrelevant stories. Completely comical as his tone of voice will undergo an immense change from his commentating voice. Will go from 'CRAZY GOOD KILL SHOT FROM THE PAINT' to something which sounds like someones concluding paragraph of a 3000 word essay, except he has to explain it all to 12 year olds.
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He is like the Chappelle show Lil Jon skits when he does that.
 
Watching the last quarter of Saturday nights game as I missed it live, he has no clue whatsoever. Raph Clarke running out of defence, kicks it 35 metres to Gram who takes an easy uncontested mark.

"Almost a turnover"

He has to be trolling this thread.
 

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They need the perfect start to make this last quarter interesting. 66 points down. Here we go! Goes and gets! Goes backwards to go forwards, is there a pot of gold at the end of it? You bet there is!! Shorts it with some shoe, from the paint, has he kicked it? is this the firestarting kill shot we've been waiting for? Bending back, bending BAACK?!?! You bet it is! What a crazy good godsend! Unbelievable! Goal of the year!! In one of the games of the year!!

...Around the body, gives it some toe! It used to be the early bird catches the worm, now it's the second mouse gets the cheese! Spectacular! Goal of the year! From little things big things grow. Back to 40 points now, still 2 minutes to go, well and truly still in this! What a breath of life! This makes it interesting! Bring out the hundreds and thousands, it's party time!

...30 seconds to go! 34 points! They have the lead but not the momentum. The natives are restless. Here we go! Gives him an out! He can get and go! Thinks about the short? No. Spears it! What a gem! Goal of the year! That’s straight out of the copybook! Only in your wildest dreams! Back to 40 points! There are only one or two games like this a decade! Unbelievable!
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Give him the grand final.
 
glenn_ox that is truly magnificent, I couldn't stop laughing the whole time. :D

I actually think Dwayne knows about this thread and says things deliberately to stir. I love it how firestarter has temporarily taken a back seat as he’s coming up with subtle variations, just to mix it up. And he’s always creating new things like this KILL SHOT business! At least some aspects of his commentary have to done to get a reaction.
 
"If you're wondering what the flags are for it's multiCULTURAL ROUND"

Good thing NicNat dropped the mark, because otherwise we'd hear that commentary often enough to breach the Geneva Convention.
 
DivideandMultiply said:
More like money shot hur hur hur.
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Dwayne, seeing as we all know you're reading this, can you please use the phrase 'CRAZY GOOD???!! HE'S NOT FIT TO STAND TRIAL!!!!!!!!!111oneone' after a regulation goal at some stage over the weekend?

Just so that we know you appreciate us. Do it for the thread, Dwayne.
 
"If you've just joined us, a win will see the Eagles in the 4 tonight. The Saints are going for 3 in a row for the first time this season. I'll repeat this every 2 minutes incase you haven't joined us yet..."
 
Sharks On A Plane said:
Dwayne, seeing as we all know you're reading this, can you please use the phrase 'CRAZY GOOD???!! HE'S NOT FIT TO STAND TRIAL!!!!!!!!!111oneone' after a regulation goal at some stage over the weekend?

Just so that we know you appreciate us. Do it for the thread, Dwayne.
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And Dwayne, following this if you wouldn't mind punching yourself in the face, that would be super.
 

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If you are reading this (which we know you are), please proclaim "THAT'LL GET THE FORUMS BUSY!" after a goal of any quality is kicked. As well as Sharks on a Plane's line as well.

Sincerely,

The Dwayneo Fan Club
 
Guys the London Olympics are next year and Fox are sharing the rights with Nine. Imagine how crazy good it would be if we could have Dwayneo screaming "thats a spear" during the javelin competition? He would also be an excellent choice for the soccer "shorts it...shorts it...shorts it..." or even the Basketball "on the buzzer" "from the paint".

(yes I know I posted this in another thread, but thought it would be more on topic here)
 
Anthony Hudson was having a new house built. Since the commentators were passing by, they decided to have a look at the progress.
Dwayne Russell was impressed. “It's already half finished, half completed. FROM LITTLE THINGS, BIG THINGS GROW!” he yelled.
"I just love the way they go about it," said Luke Darcy.

One of the painters accidentally tripped over a bucket of paint, knocking it over.
“GIVES IT SOME SHOE!” shouted Dwayne Russell. “FROM THE PAINT!”
“That's a disgrace!” complained Stephen Quartermain. “He should never paint houses again! That is unforgivable!”
“That's a bit harsh, isn't it?” asked Bruce McAvaney. “It was an accident, wasn't it? All he did was knock over a bucket of paint, didn't he?”

Then an electrician made a mistake and caused a short circuit.
“Shorts it,” said Dwayne Russell. “HORRENDOUS! This could be the FIRE-STARTER!” he yelled. “It could BRING THE HOUSE DOWN!”
Luckily a fire didn't break out, but the electrician was left reeling from the shock.
“He'll learn from that,” said Danny Frawley. "He's just got to be better than that."
Andy Maher shouted to the electrician, “How do you feel? What did that feel like? Describe the feeling. How did that feel?”
Paul Roos rushed onto the construction site to make sure the electrician was okay, but the construction manager ordered him off, as only authorised persons were allowed on the site.
“Paul Roos! He is a GODSEND! He goes where ANGELS FEAR TO TREAD!” screamed Dwayne Russell.

When the house was finished, Anthony Hudson invited them over for a house-warming party and asked them what they thought.
“It's CRAZY GOOD!” screamed Dwayne Russell. “NOT IN MY WILDEST DREAMS did I think it could turn out like this!!! Now break out the hundreds and thousands, IT'S PARTY TIME!”
 

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Glinn Mgraw said:
He has done basketball commentary before, which (I'm sure) is why he uses those basketball lines.
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I thought he had, but I thought I might have had him mixed up with another Fox commentator from a couple of years back, John Casey, who sounded a lot like Dwayneo.
 
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Anthony Hudson was having a new house built. Since the commentators were passing by, they decided to have a look at the progress.
Dwayne Russell was impressed. “It's already half finished, half completed. FROM LITTLE THINGS, BIG THINGS GROW!” he yelled.
"I just love the way they go about it," said Luke Darcy.

One of the painters accidentally tripped over a bucket of paint, knocking it over.
“GIVES IT SOME SHOE!” shouted Dwayne Russell. “FROM THE PAINT!”
“That's a disgrace!” complained Stephen Quartermain. “He should never paint houses again! That is unforgivable!”
“That's a bit harsh, isn't it?” asked Bruce McAvaney. “It was an accident, wasn't it? All he did was knock over a bucket of paint, didn't he?”

Then an electrician made a mistake and caused a short circuit.
“Shorts it,” said Dwayne Russell. “HORRENDOUS! This could be the FIRE-STARTER!” he yelled. “It could BRING THE HOUSE DOWN!”
Luckily a fire didn't break out, but the electrician was left reeling from the shock.
“He'll learn from that,” said Danny Frawley. "He's just got to be better than that."
Andy Maher shouted to the electrician, “How do you feel? What did that feel like? Describe the feeling. How did that feel?”
Paul Roos rushed onto the construction site to make sure the electrician was okay, but the construction manager ordered him off, as only authorised persons were allowed on the site.
“Paul Roos! He is a GODSEND! He goes where ANGELS FEAR TO TREAD!” screamed Dwayne Russell.

When the house was finished, Anthony Hudson invited them over for a house-warming party and asked them what they thought.
“It's CRAZY GOOD!” screamed Dwayne Russell. “NOT IN MY WILDEST DREAMS did I think it could turn out like this!!! Now break out the hundreds and thousands, IT'S PARTY TIME!”
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AMAZING/SPECTACULAR/GORGEOUS/CRAZY GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsu:
 
Unbelievable. Delightful. Magnificent. Special.
 
Those said:
Anthony Hudson was having a new house built. Since the commentators were passing by, they decided to have a look at the progress.
Dwayne Russell was impressed. “It's already half finished, half completed. FROM LITTLE THINGS, BIG THINGS GROW!” he yelled.
"I just love the way they go about it," said Luke Darcy.

One of the painters accidentally tripped over a bucket of paint, knocking it over.
“GIVES IT SOME SHOE!” shouted Dwayne Russell. “FROM THE PAINT!”
“That's a disgrace!” complained Stephen Quartermain. “He should never paint houses again! That is unforgivable!”
“That's a bit harsh, isn't it?” asked Bruce McAvaney. “It was an accident, wasn't it? All he did was knock over a bucket of paint, didn't he?”

Then an electrician made a mistake and caused a short circuit.
“Shorts it,” said Dwayne Russell. “HORRENDOUS! This could be the FIRE-STARTER!” he yelled. “It could BRING THE HOUSE DOWN!”
Luckily a fire didn't break out, but the electrician was left reeling from the shock.
“He'll learn from that,” said Danny Frawley. "He's just got to be better than that."
Andy Maher shouted to the electrician, “How do you feel? What did that feel like? Describe the feeling. How did that feel?”
Paul Roos rushed onto the construction site to make sure the electrician was okay, but the construction manager ordered him off, as only authorised persons were allowed on the site.
“Paul Roos! He is a GODSEND! He goes where ANGELS FEAR TO TREAD!” screamed Dwayne Russell.

When the house was finished, Anthony Hudson invited them over for a house-warming party and asked them what they thought.
“It's CRAZY GOOD!” screamed Dwayne Russell. “NOT IN MY WILDEST DREAMS did I think it could turn out like this!!! Now break out the hundreds and thousands, IT'S PARTY TIME!”
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Brilliant! :thumbsu:

EDIT: CRAZY GOOD!
 
Hellgood said:
I thought he had, but I thought I might have had him mixed up with another Fox commentator from a couple of years back, John Casey, who sounded a lot like Dwayneo.
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He is the worst commentator ive ever heard, his voice was grating and you could definitely tell he commentates basketball.
 
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