Roast Dwayne-Pipe Russell

[Blue Dawn]

Only those who struggle with eloquence and accuracy.

I always thought likewise Thy but i've got to say he's tendancy of late to agree strongly with every single thing (in true grandma fashion) that's threatening to turn our grand game into basketball is starting to annoy the beejeesus out of me.

As for Dwayne-Pipe - the bloke's a moron and not a commentator's arseh*le.

 

[thylacine60]

"Example?"

 

[JohnnyCarlton]

Johnsy14 you are so spot on. During the Nab Cup full backs would be kicking in and Dwayne Russell would be saying this is a 9 point opportunity. Glad someone else noticed it. Drove me batty.

 

[Quazza]

and guess who's calling todays game...............

 

[Mentallo]

Ladies, Gentleman and undecided.

I just completed the Herald Suns (pretty shit I might add) 2011 footy survey and amongst the questions asked was "Who is the worst commentator?"

Deeerrrwayne Russell come on down!!!!!!

Vote 1 Deeerrrwayne.

 

[jackn]

Vote 1 Deeerrrwayne.

I was going to, but the survey is shit.

First page- who is the toughest player in the AFL? Look for robbo and he's not there. I'll skip that question because I refuse to vote if dangerfield gets listed as tougher than mitch.

next question- what stops you going to the footy (for me it's most interstate games i miss and very rarely being sick). I then have to rate 6 reasons in order according to how much they stop me attending footy (5 of which don't stop me).

would love to vote for dwayne but the survey's not worth the trouble

 

[Donstuie]

Boy I'll say

Who is the best bloke in the AFL?
Nick Maxwell
Dane Swan
Luke Hodge
Dustin Fletcher
Brent Harvey
Taylor Walker

WTF???

 

[Mentallo]

I was going to, but the survey is shit.

First page- who is the toughest player in the AFL? Look for robbo and he's not there. I'll skip that question because I refuse to vote if dangerfield gets listed as tougher than mitch.

next question- what stops you going to the footy (for me it's most interstate games i miss and very rarely being sick). I then have to rate 6 reasons in order according to how much they stop me attending footy (5 of which don't stop me).

would love to vote for dwayne but the survey's not worth the trouble

I tried skipping questions as well half of them are just stupid, only took seriously the ones which I thought were of any relevence. Questions like "Who is punching above their weight?" Who bloody cares?!!!!

 

[HotBlueGirl]

w***er that he is, but what is his problem wuth the Blues?

 

[Aphrodite]

Boy I'll say

Who is the best bloke in the AFL?
Nick Maxwell
Dane Swan
Luke Hodge
Dustin Fletcher
Brent Harvey
Taylor Walker

WTF???

Interesting Swan is listed.

 

[Go_Blues!]

Interesting Swan is listed.

Why??..

 

[blue_boys]

Why??..

Because supposedly he is a knob...

 

[Jeremias]

Just made another cracking statement.

Apparently Stefan Martin has the highest IQ of all AFL footballers because he got 99.65 in his VCE way back when.

What an idiot.

 

[Snoozer]

Just made another cracking statement.

Apparently Stefan Martin has the highest IQ of all AFL footballers because he got 99.65 in his VCE way back when.

What an idiot.

Way to shoot oneself in the foot....

With a VCE score that high, he clearly isn't.

 

[Jeremias]

Way to shoot oneself in the foot....

With a VCE score that high, he clearly isn't.

Either you are drawing a long bow with your sarcasm, or you have severe comprehension issues.

I wasn't calling Stefan Martin an idiot.

 

[Snoozer]

Either you are drawing a long bow with your sarcasm, or you have severe comprehension issues.

I wasn't calling Stefan Martin an idiot.

Really?