Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Oscarman]

campaigner is dreadful today fapping about Geelong.

 

[james Dean]

Ffs how many games a week do they give this tosser?

Does he not have a family? Or do they not want to see him either?

 

[SugarShane]

Ffs how many games a week do they give this tosser?

Does he not have a family? Or do they not want to see him either?

He's making them somebody else's problem.

 

[Dogs Rule]

I'm still trying to work out ''you don't buy your bananas green when you're playing on Powell-Pepper''.

What is Der-Wayne saying here? Sounds kinda racist.

 

[Shane Heard]

Personifies ####witism.

Hate him with every molecule of my being.

 

[Cold Sober]

Just dropped in, noticed this thread started in 2011.
We've had men on the moon, Donald Trump become President, Footascray win a flag and women rule the world, yet 'Mr HAS TO BE GOAL OF THE YEAR' is something that is up there with, HOW THE *.

 

[Chubberson]

Yeah he ruined the showdown for me too. It's like he can't modulate the tone of his own voice with his malfunctioning middle aged white cis male voice box. It kinda reminds me of someone getting excited about absolutely nothing (for context). I hope a fellow cast member urinates on him whilst on air, that would be worth watching.

 

[Big John Studd]

This thread is 'Scary Good'

 

[Lensen]

pleasingly he is calling the pies game Saturday arvo and then heading to etihad to call the bombers Saturday night

 

[Sub_Zero]

"Umpire does not move" umpire clearly moves. * off Derrrwayne

 

[Beerfish]

pleasingly he is calling the pies game Saturday arvo and then heading to etihad to call the bombers Saturday night

*!

 

[Oscarman]

Not calling Geelong at least.

 

[010203]

A double dose of Dwayne this Saturday night. Bring out the hundreds and thousands!

 

[FISTO]

The millions of people tuning in from all around the planet will be excited to hear Derrwayne commentate for the second time today

 

[Dixie Normous]

Welcome from wherever you are watching from across the universe and this and all other nebulous galaxies....

 

[Ekomaira]

A double dose of Dwayne this Saturday night. Bring out the hundreds and thousands!

good way to ruin a day of footy

 

[StillAtLarge]

I liked his commentary of the sidebottom goal (5.47) yesterday. Credit where it's due and all that

 

[adammania9]

I liked his commentary of the sidebottom goal (5.47) yesterday. Credit where it's due and all that

It’s only the 800th time he’s referred to players ‘parting the seas’. I heard him use it in a game in 2007 the other week.

 

[deanc]

It’s only the 800th time he’s referred to players ‘parting the seas’. I heard him use it in a game in 2007 the other week.

As annoying as he is I now look forward to the increasing amount of gaffs he makes, specifically when he tries to predict certain plays which he tends to do a lot: "GEE, THE SAINTS ARE OUT HERE!", shortly followed by an intercept, inside handball and kick to Miochek who marks the ball on a lead 20m out dead in front...

 

[HighReeve]

DAE reckon Dwayne's suddenly obsessed with the draft..

 

[Big John Studd]

''Goes with the Chaos Ball" - No, It was a just a terrible kick

 

[Chubberson]

"Smother them in your Honey"

 

[Chuckie357]

WOW! Should be sacked immediately for incompetence during the Melbourne GwS game “ball touched by the brother of the bow north Melbourne coach”

Correct me if I’m wrong but aren’t Heath and Rhyce Shaw cousins?

 

[tugga]

"That could be the one that starts the fire"

Same s**t, just a different way of saying it.

 

[IKnowtheDog]

WOW! Should be sacked immediately for incompetence during the Melbourne GwS game “ball touched by the brother of the bow north Melbourne coach”

Correct me if I’m wrong but aren’t Heath and Rhyce Shaw cousins?

Heath & Ryce are brothers. Sons of Ray