Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Mentallo]

**BUMP**

Footy gods getting a good work out today.

Pretty much season over as well for the loser of today's Saints v Suns game.

#derrrrrrrrrrrrwaynelogic

 

[Oscarman]

Reaching new levels of shitness.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Round one victory, at home, against a side most pick for the spoon, by a point, is "the stuff dreams are made of"

 

[tombomb]

I reckon he and Healy were having a contest to see who could say '2 metre peter' the most today.

 

[RobbyRoy]

I reckon he and Healy were having a contest to see who could say '2 metre peter' the most today.

Dire stuff.

 

[FLYING DEES]

Besides just being a massive knob, my biggest problem with Dwayne is his bias when commentating. I had enough trouble watching Melbourne yesterday without listening to Dwayne cream himself over Port Adelaide. Same goes for when he does Geelong games.

 

[Shuestar13]

Another year of horrors ahead... Thankfully missed the two games he called this weekend... won’t be so lucky all the time I know.

Besides just being a massive knob, my biggest problem with Dwayne is his bias when commentating. I had enough trouble watching Melbourne yesterday without listening to Dwayne cream himself over Port Adelaide. Same goes for when he does Geelong games.

This is one of the things I dislike about him the most. He is shamefully biased and at times blatantly unprofessional. He cannot be impartial when it comes to Port Adelaide or Geelong. Fox seem to condone and allow it, he fits in well with the rest there.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Besides just being a massive knob, my biggest problem with Dwayne is his bias when commentating. I had enough trouble watching Melbourne yesterday without listening to Dwayne cream himself over Port Adelaide. Same goes for when he does Geelong games.

Imagine what it was like for the rest of us, with Derrwayne barracking for Port, and Lyon and Roos trying to coach Melbourne. I was almost glad to hear Eddie McGuire speak.

 

[Chuckie357]

Imagine what it was like for the rest of us, with Derrwayne barracking for Port, and Lyon and Roos trying to coach Melbourne. I was almost glad to hear Eddie McGuire speak.

I thought it would’ve been worse listening to Roos “yeah but guys like Goodsey and Jackey and Joey Kennedy, those type of guys who are the greatest footballers ever...”

 

[Chuckie357]

He was terrible today. He can’t even comprehend basic umpiring decisions - GC player tackled whilst trying to kick and dropped it in the last quarter “BUT WHERE WAS HIS PRIOR?????”

 

[Mentallo]

It's great to have the footy back Derrrrrrrrrwayne just a shame we have to listen to you butcher the call of the game.
I think it is time to try sync the radio call to the game on the TV when you are "commentating".

 

[Dominator68]

I am not fussy but he is the only commentator I can’t stand. Cant understand how he keeps getting a gig.

On another note I enjoyed Huddo's banter with Hogan's Heroes banter and Schiltz today during Freo game

 

[010203]

If he could just tone down the hyperbole, he'd be bearable at the very least. Beating Gold Coast, with all due respect to them is not 'the stuff of dreams' unless it's a grand final or something.

 

[TeeKray]

Noticed 'the Elvis hips' getting a good workout this weekend.

Also lots of players 'half held'.

Going to be another 'gem' of a year

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Besides just being a massive knob, my biggest problem with Dwayne is his bias when commentating. I had enough trouble watching Melbourne yesterday without listening to Dwayne cream himself over Port Adelaide. Same goes for when he does Geelong games.

I'm sure everyone thinks he hates their team as well, but he has a particular glee in Carlton going bad. Fair to say he's enjoyed the last few years.

 

[cfc4life]

He fumbled over his words at one point in the Suns game and called Wright "Poo Metre Peter"

 

[tugga]

He fumbled over his words at one point in the Suns game and called Wright "Poo Metre Peter"

The poo metre is always high when Derwayne is commentating.

 

[Truckosaurus]

I've heard of calling someone a long streak of piss, but a poo metre is a new one.

 

[Dogs Rule]

I was looking forward to the season and then I flicked on Dees v Port, heard Russell and realised why I love summer so much.

 

[Murray2503]

Heard Russell on 3AW talking about punching last night. Just a true hypocrite loudmouth fool.

 

[wagstaff]

End of the 1st quarter of the Dons/Saints game there's a major outburst of booing from frustrated Bombers fans and Dwayne states that it's "like a morgue" out there. When has jeering from masses of people occurred at a morgue recently?

 

[George]

1st quarter of Saints-Dons

"Saints with their confidence boosted after holding on last week, could steal one from the fire"


Uhh...

 

[windyhill]

Go back and review your performance russell you campaigner. I counted 6 " Gold Coast gave unraveled " in his attempt to get in early. Complete ******* w***er.

 

[Private Hudson]

Did you know that Jack Martin has NEVER been best on ground ?

 

[Back One Out]

Hey mouncey2franklin

Check it out. Your favourite commentator has his own dedicated 112 page thread. Part 2, no less.

So many sheep...

You should try to re-educate them, so they can all think like you.