Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Marc_Remillard]

Good win to your mob today btw.

May not have been the same result without those injuries though

 

[pablo668]

May not have been the same result without those injuries though

Yeah maybe not, mustn't grumble though. I thought Freo started well faded as Melbourne adjusted their game to suit. We may not have faded as much without the injuries but we'll never know.
I speak this from a place of watching Freo drop games they should have won.
Was thinking as I was watching, you guys do have some good talent out on the park.
Good luck for the rest of the season.

 

[Godchin]

The human soundboard.

 

[Van_Dyke]

In case you just joined us, from where ever you are on this planet

 

[Big Sauce 21]

BLASTS IT

 

[Big Sauce 21]

IF YOU HAVE JUST JOINED US

 

[nahnah]

‘Takes a shot’ *shot misses* ‘its long and its straight’ *opposition about to take kick out* ‘just misses’

 

[matthew_s]

He always sounds like he's screaming at you.

That and turning on the NBL and he shows up randomly. FFS

 

[adammania9]

Happy to have your company wherever you are around the planet

 

[Sprout]

I dislike the DH as much as anyone but I think he’s actually improved this season. He’s reined in the catchphrases and appears to be less gimmicky.

It’s either that or I’m just conditioned to him now.

 

[footy75]

Derwayne "Fremantle are top 4 certainties"

lol

 

[rumply]

radio is your friend people

 

[WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot]

I dislike the DH as much as anyone but I think he’s actually improved this season. He’s reined in the catchphrases and appears to be less gimmicky.

It’s either that or I’m just conditioned to him now.

Pretty sure that's called Stockholm Syndrome.

 

[WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot]

radio is your friend people

Yeah, but then you get BT calling the game, going on about the docs forcing Hogan back on the field.

 

[jakethesnake24]

Toes it off the carpet

 

[Bradesmaen]

He really is a muppet. It's worse that he's on Fox which is a channel where I'd expect proper coverage from.....and usually get it from their other commentators.

Walks into an open goal and NAILS IT! That'll bring the house down!

 

[Wayne Dwop]

He forgets that he's on TV instead of radio and we can see what he calls.

"...and the goal umpire does...not...move" as the umpire almost bounces off the post.

 

[Boxhead_31]

This is a chaos ball of a thread.

If a player happens to "Gets Knuckles" to the chaos ball.....

THIS COULD BE THE FIRESTARTER!

The only way out to extinguish the said fire is to...

DROWN ‘EM IN YOUR HONEY MOTS! DROWN ‘EM IN YOUR HONEY

 

[BG__]

I find him even more annoying when he calls the NBL

 

[Gameova_]

He's such a bad commentator. Everybody should either mute him or start a petition to get the campaigner sacked

 

[Milanista28]

SHAKES IT BAKES IT, FROM THE PAINT

 

[theyellowsash]

life must be pretty tough when a commentator on the TV is cause for distress.

"Your toilet exploded and flooded your house with poop but you can't be annoyed at all cause some people dont have a house"

 

[Magma]

i miss words like grass, kick, mark, goal being used in commentary

 

[ApplecrossWC]

I think there's a lot of jealous people in here. Dwayne gets paid the big bucks to do what he loves while all you neck bearded gadget type operators are living in your mum's basement.

 

[Firestarter]

I think there's a lot of jealous people in here. Dwayne gets paid the big bucks to do what he loves while all you neck bearded gadget type operators are living in your mum's basement.

Why not just say "I'm a fan of his"?